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Today, we play a game called Find Jake Gyllenhaal a Boyfriend Because Jared Leto is a Dick and Hackthis Doesn't Want to Write Him in the Story

Seriously, there's nothing like getting mid-story and finding out the Leading Actor is a major arse. Thankfully, I don't have to stick with casting, unlike Hollywood, so, I'm looking for suggestions that are not married, geriatic, asshole of the month or impossibly straight. Plausibility is key, and sadly, I am not allowed to use Ryan Gosling, so show me what else you've got. Make the case for your man.*

NO MAN WHORES OR SKEEZY MEN ALLOWED!

*Disclaimer: By posting here, you agree to give all your base, err, commentary rights to The Management, who you can just call Ari.

Comments

[kismeteve.livejournal.com]

Well, I've just got to say that if you're going to mention Anderson Cooper in a story, you might as well go whole hog and hook him up with Jake. He needs to find someone to help him get his mind off of Jon Stewart. Being fixated on a married man isn't too smart. As Hayden knows.

[veradeath.livejournal.com]

Just out of curiostity, how do ya know he's obsessed about Jon Stewart? Or is it something you just percieve? But I will agree that Jon is total funny,geeky hotness.

[kismeteve.livejournal.com]

Have you seen Anderson's appearances on the Daily Show? He and Jon Stewart have this gawky, adorable flirting thing going on. I have a little imaginary backstory about the two of them.