Just to piss ethrosdemon off.

[hackthis_archive]

LJ is smoking crack again. Fabulous. I'd rather have the hash brownies myself. Where we cut tag the inspid meme a day later, because you know, I can be obnoxious with the best of them.

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In January I stole serialkarma's purse (-30 points). In April I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Thursday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In July I put gum in amberlynne's hair (-12 points). In October I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In May I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Overall, I've been nice (228 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball! Sincerely, hackthis

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Comments

[murklins.livejournal.com]

Why does everyone else get to be nice? Committing genocide, at -5000 points, is pretty much a sin you don't recover from. Although, it looks like I didn't really try to gain back any ground since I also punched people, broke gaming equipment and failed to flush. *sigh* Coal for me.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

It's like I told plum, you need to rescue some nuns, maybe a whole convent for you though, I mean it's hard to come back from genocide.

[murklins.livejournal.com]

And maybe I should throw in some orphans for good measure. But only hot orphans. And while I'm being picky, hot nuns, too. Do nuns come in hot?

This may explain the coal.