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Can't we all just get along? Well, Virgina, the answer to that is fuck no.

The fact of the matter is that people are different. We are all fucking unique snowflakes, built differently, thinking differently, liking different shit, and seeing the same goddamn thing but bringing away 1,000,000 different interpretations. Why? Because that's how the fuck we are. No two people see things the same way. No two people are required to get the fuck along just to make life easier for anybody else. Would it be nice if that's how everyone rolled? Fuck yeah, my life would be all naked men and beer, but uh, it's just never going to happen. So, you know, suck it the fuck up, move the fuck on, stop calling people names, stop instigating fights that have nothing to do with you, and if two people decide they don't want to get the fuck on, oh fucking well. [/Lewis Black]

Happy Tuesday, boys and girls. Tomorrow we bring you some music or something.