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Sep. 19th, 2006 09:43 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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amberlynne!!!
There's nothing like breaking into your own house, because you left your keys before you started setting the locks. And my allergies are all over the map. And I am trying to pretend that I'm not afraid that the new season of Grey's might suck (Come on, Bailey & Preston!) And my LJ keeps defaulting to this new style when I've specifically told it not to. And my sleep is all jacked up between the insomnia and all sorts of dreams you don't ever want to have.
I need happy.
I need… to write a press release.
Despite persistent rumors circulating through the halls of Capitol Hill, the First Gentleman refused to directly address speculation that the President and he are considering adopting.
"There are plenty of children in our country who are in need of a good home," First Gentleman Anderson Cooper said during an interview with a reporter on Friday. "I think before we start taking other countries children, we should take care of our own, don't you?"
Pundits and gossip columnists suggest that the First Gentleman's deflected answers might be a swipe at the President's Ex-Partner, Brad Pitt, and his ever-expanding, international rainbow tribe.
When pressed about the matter at the weekly press conference, White House Chief of Staff Ari Gold almost fell off of the podium. "Are who doing *what*? Fuck no! Did you see a St Francis of Assisi sign on the wall when you walked in? Do we look like an orphanage? Exactly!
Meanwhile, across town, President Clooney was doing presidential stuff and looking hot. When asked how he manages to look so good while doing such a stressful job, the President just laughed. "Working for the American people is an important job, and one that I enjoy greatly. When I go to France or Darfur or India (places the prior president probably couldn't find on a map) I'm representing my country, you can't represent your country with bags under your eyes and a bad suit on, can you?"
amberlynne!!!There's nothing like breaking into your own house, because you left your keys before you started setting the locks. And my allergies are all over the map. And I am trying to pretend that I'm not afraid that the new season of Grey's might suck (Come on, Bailey & Preston!) And my LJ keeps defaulting to this new style when I've specifically told it not to. And my sleep is all jacked up between the insomnia and all sorts of dreams you don't ever want to have.
I need happy.
I need… to write a press release.
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| First Gentleman Refuses to Address Adoption Rumors |
Despite persistent rumors circulating through the halls of Capitol Hill, the First Gentleman refused to directly address speculation that the President and he are considering adopting.
"There are plenty of children in our country who are in need of a good home," First Gentleman Anderson Cooper said during an interview with a reporter on Friday. "I think before we start taking other countries children, we should take care of our own, don't you?"
Pundits and gossip columnists suggest that the First Gentleman's deflected answers might be a swipe at the President's Ex-Partner, Brad Pitt, and his ever-expanding, international rainbow tribe.
When pressed about the matter at the weekly press conference, White House Chief of Staff Ari Gold almost fell off of the podium. "Are who doing *what*? Fuck no! Did you see a St Francis of Assisi sign on the wall when you walked in? Do we look like an orphanage? Exactly!
Meanwhile, across town, President Clooney was doing presidential stuff and looking hot. When asked how he manages to look so good while doing such a stressful job, the President just laughed. "Working for the American people is an important job, and one that I enjoy greatly. When I go to France or Darfur or India (places the prior president probably couldn't find on a map) I'm representing my country, you can't represent your country with bags under your eyes and a bad suit on, can you?"
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Date: 2006-09-19 05:41 pm (UTC)Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can't help, but feel bad for Brad in all of this.
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Date: 2006-09-19 06:40 pm (UTC)Second, still poor Brad! I know, I weak. And also, poor Matt Damon. I would imagine he deals with the brunt of Brad's bitching.
Third, still smiling over Stephen begging to be first mistress.
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Date: 2006-09-19 05:44 pm (UTC)Dude, have you seen the spoilers? Grey's cannot suck with spoilers like that. I REFUSE TO LET IT.
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Date: 2006-09-19 07:22 pm (UTC)I am VIBRATING WITH EXCITEMENT FOR THURSDAY.
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Date: 2006-09-19 05:49 pm (UTC)Meanwhile, across town, President Clooney was doing presidential stuff and looking hot.
I like this new PR person you've hired, Ari. You should keep her.
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Date: 2006-09-19 06:24 pm (UTC)and I'm sure he does.
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Date: 2006-09-19 05:58 pm (UTC)I'm representing my country, you can't represent your country with bags under your eyes and a bad suit on, can you?"
Word President Clooney.
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Date: 2006-09-19 05:58 pm (UTC)I love you.
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Date: 2006-09-19 06:22 pm (UTC)am v sick.
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Date: 2006-09-19 06:31 pm (UTC)Look, crack! (http://hackthis.livejournal.com/398468.html?thread=9632388#t9632388)
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Date: 2006-09-20 02:30 am (UTC)I love this.
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Date: 2006-09-20 06:06 pm (UTC)It's called a write-in. If we get few million more we're sorted!
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Date: 2006-09-21 11:08 am (UTC)Pundits and gossip columnists suggest that the First Man's deflected answers might be a swipe at the President's Ex-Partner, Brad Pitt, and his ever-expanding, international rainbow tribe.
The only thing I've seen of Anderson Cooper was on his TDS interview, and I was like, so in love. OMG with the giggling.
This was beyond amusing, thanks for the laugh.
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