One time for my peace of mind.

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Today is not a good day. I must make it so.

First, by taking glee in this Grey's Anatomy casting spoiler.

And second, as created by devkel, the first 20 (sorry that was supposed to be 20, not 2) people to comment with a pairing or character and a prompt will get a one line story*. Since we all know of my inability to write anything less than ten words, it should at least be good for crack value.

The following fandoms are available: the 4400, Smallville, Harry Potter, Entourage, President Clooney-verse, SGA, Grey's Anatomy, Kitchen Confidential, BSG, Spider-Man 2, Ocean's 11, and whatever else you've seen me write before.

*One line, two lines, two paragraphs. You know it's all relative.

ETA: Okay, offer expired.

Comments

Re: Choices

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Ari hates his job sometimes. Not when he's scaring the piss out of the rest of the staff, or when he's fighting with Oprah at cabinet meetings, or when he and Lewis get to spar with the press, but other days like when he has to deal with shit like the pardoning of the Thanksgiving Turkey.

"I'm not having George pardoning shit," he snaps at the White House head cook. "That's a damn good turkey and I want your ass to pluck it, behead it, and have it on the dining room table for the President at 3 fucking pm on Thursday just like the good little ass monkey you are."

Jack doesn't even pretend not to roll his eyes. "Don't you think I should behead it before I pluck it?"

"I knew this geezer once --" Steven begins.

"I don't give a shit if you knew a geezer who fucked turkeys, just do this without a lot of grief, Bourdain!" Ari spits.

Jack just shrugs. "Okay, you can tell the First Man you told me to axe Harold, but I don't think he'll be real happy about it."

"Anderson named it Harold?" Ari whines. "I hate this job sometimes."

Re: Choices

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I didn't think that I would get both smushed together - but really, INSPIRED!!

The level of trouble that Jack and Steven could get into in Pres. Clooney's White House is worth the price of admission - I bet they get their own news section - something along the lines of "What international incident did Jack and Steven get into today by flinging a plate of food at X head of state? Tune in to the News at 11" HAHA!

Thanks