One time for my peace of mind.

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Today is not a good day. I must make it so.

First, by taking glee in this Grey's Anatomy casting spoiler.

And second, as created by devkel, the first 20 (sorry that was supposed to be 20, not 2) people to comment with a pairing or character and a prompt will get a one line story*. Since we all know of my inability to write anything less than ten words, it should at least be good for crack value.

The following fandoms are available: the 4400, Smallville, Harry Potter, Entourage, President Clooney-verse, SGA, Grey's Anatomy, Kitchen Confidential, BSG, Spider-Man 2, Ocean's 11, and whatever else you've seen me write before.

*One line, two lines, two paragraphs. You know it's all relative.

ETA: Okay, offer expired.

Comments

[jeannie81.livejournal.com]

Hee! Take your time ;).

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Draco wasn't terribly up to snuff with how the muggles did things, but he felt fairly certain that the head of the muggle brigade, even a Ravenclaw head should be able to count higher than one.

"Why are you in my room?" Draco clipped every word precisely, if only to focus on his consonants and not the naked, dripping Weasley in his room. It had to be a Weasley, it hair ginger hair.

The interloper smirked, pulling off his towel to dry his hair. "Don't you mean my room?" his voice was muffled by the towel.

"I most certainly do not mean your room. This is my room," Draco would not shriek. Draco would not stare. "The head of the Colonies said it was my room, and as such you are dripping your Weasley cooties all over my carpeting. I insist that you stop at once!"

The Weasley wrapped the towel around his hair leaving the rest of his body exposed. It was -- not a bad looking specimen. Draco did not stare. "Okay if that's what you really want," the Weasley said grabbing up his clothing and opening the bedroom door.

One of the Muggle Goon Squad was waiting in the hall. When he saw the naked Weasley his eyebrows migrated into his hairline. Draco sighed. His lot was so unfair. "Shut the door at once before you scar the muggles for life and they refuse to help us."

The Weasley threw a smirk over his shoulder. "Why Malfoy, I didn't know you cared."

Draco sneered. "I don't."

[jeannie81.livejournal.com]

I love this! I love Draco and Bill's nonchalant attitude. I definitely love naked!Bill! *fans herself* Thank you!

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That should be it *had* ginger hair in the second paragraph. i tend to be more substance and less with the, err, grammar.