I'm in ur yuletide, fuckin' up ur storeee.

[hackthis_archive]

This time last week I had 400 words of yuletide
On Friday I had 800.
On Sunday I decided the whole thing was shit, so I have to start over again. I am not back to zero, but now at -800 words. This SUXXORS! But fear not yuletide recepient, I shall make it work!

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I would like to apologize to anybody who's sent feedback to my gmail and never heard back from me and thought I was an uberbitch who pissed on dead babies and put puppies on spikes and shit. I actually discovered this weekend that gmail was sending my FB to the spam folder, along with the 60 messages of spam I seem to acquire every day. So, I um, didn't know and was just cleaning it out willy nilly. My bad for reals.

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I was going to write some SGA pron, but I can't write them, so I was gonna write some FNL porn, but then I thought I should wait for Tuesday. *pauses* Why is it not Tuesday yet?! Why don't I have a beloved pairing to write porn for? Why can't I write my yuletide story? Why does the jumper I'm wearing make me itch?

lyra_sena thinks I should write Coach Hotass pron, but a) he's already getting mad sex from his wife and b) there's something about his wife that doesn't work for me. She looks kind of haggard. Her make-up is way too harsh.

When is somebody gonna write some Matt Saracen? *looks around curiously* Matt & the Geek Squad or Matt/Jason (The American Idol) or Matt/Julie or something. C'mon, y'all.


Music Link of the Day: 'Some Surprise' -- Snow Patrol's Gary Lightbody in a duet with Lisa Hannigan (Damien Rice) singing a song written by Bellx1's Paul Noonan for The Cake Sale, which benefits Oxfam.

Has anybody procured the new Damien Rice? What are your thoughts on '9'? Would you care to share a few choice tracks with the rest of the class?

Comments

[lyra-sena.livejournal.com]

well there's always Vince and Eric and Ari and any number of farm animals...

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I do try to leave the beastiality to you, sweetie. Although last week I did write John/Rodney and a sentient sofa (http://hackthis.livejournal.com/407948.html).

[lyra-sena.livejournal.com]

how could i have forgotten Kara?! put her with anyone and it's an explosion of hotness.


adding this sofa to my 5:30 reading.

[aidenfire]

If O was the theme cd for unrequited love, 9 is a great bitter break up cd. Here are a few of my favorite tracks, based on a few listens:

Accidental Babies
Elephants
Animals Were Gone

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

SWEET! Thank you :)

[fivil.livejournal.com]

I feel your yuletide pain. If I get an idea, I think it's shit. If I just start writing, it's even worse. And December is fast approaching.. I bought the canon material of the fandom I'll be writing, though, so hoping that will inspire me.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I really need to get my yuletide story sorted out this week, so I'm not panicking. I'm just not NOT panicking either.

[oxoniensis.livejournal.com]

I do have 9. I have no thoughts yet though, because (1) currently brain dead and (2) not had a chance to listen to it yet.

I'll upload you some though. Back in a few.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Have I told you this week how fabulous you are? Because yes, you are fablous. Also, are you watching FNL? Whyever not? Apart from the sports thing, it's not even about sports anyway!

[oxoniensis.livejournal.com]

A start on the music (it's on a go slow, as my connection squints angrily at me when I try to upload more than one thing at a go)

9 Crimes (http://download.yousendit.com/644911C07DA7819A)

Sleep Don't Weep (http://download.yousendit.com/F60C39B567D578E3)

Rootless Tree (http://download.yousendit.com/1D6B7DB7180D02F5)

As for FNL, sports are good! I'm a sports fan. But I tried the pilot, and... it bored me to near-sleep! I didn't even manage the whole episode.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I know the pilot put me to sleep too, but I promise it gets better. They even have het that I kind of like. Like BSG! Also, I already have a few tunes so don't put yourself out of wack -- but you know, if you had Bloc Party's 'Two More Years' I would be a most happy camper, just saying. Did you see how I wanted to write porn, but had no instruments of porniness? That was SAD I tell you. So sad.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I know above it says Elephants, but that's actually Rootless Tree, so um, can I hear Elephants? I've heard it's 'The Blowers Daughter pt 2' And in return I offer you Lisa Hannigan (Damien's partner) singing 'Last Leaf' from The Cake Sale (http://www.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=download&ufid=D06BD43D643FF496).

[oxoniensis.livejournal.com]

Thanks for Last Leaf! ♥

Elephant (http://download.yousendit.com/F829E4B4236F0D01)

[oxoniensis.livejournal.com]

Dogs (http://download.yousendit.com/199C475C63D663A3)

Coconut Skins (http://download.yousendit.com/FBDA90916DEA74C1)

Me, My Yoke, and I (http://download.yousendit.com/3B4545352955879D)

Bloc Party - Two More Years (http://ttp://download.yousendit.com/3236FDF37F720E20)

I'm a good supplier.

Half my flist are raving about FNL, and half about Heroes, and neither grabbed me from the pilot. But I might give one or both another go when my favourite show (the one we don't mention) goes on hiatus.

I've got the opposite problem - I have a dozen stories I want to write, and more than one pairing I'm desperate to write porn for, but I cannot write. At all. Nothing. And don't even mention Yuletide!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I know exactly what you mean I didn't like either one from the jump. Heroes has worn on me, mostly because I've only,been watching bits and pieces and have one or two characters I like. The rest can get stuffed. The same can be said for FNL. Also, you are fabulous. {{{{{{{{{{{{{hugs}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}]

[oxoniensis.livejournal.com]

Heroes has worn on me, mostly because I've only,been watching bits and pieces and have one or two characters I like.

See, I can't do that. I get muddled if I don't watch the whole thing. I'm all or nothing!

What I might be getting into is Torchwood. But I doubt if that's found it's way over to you yet. I'm almost tempted to write it, if only because I know Cardiff well, and can do a good Cardiff accent! Also, you gotta love a show where just about any pairing is plausibly canon!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

*raises eyebrow* I heard that has some seriously fucked up problems in terms of the way it treats women and that's saying a lot, because that's one of my issues with Heroes. Actually that and the fact that I don't like any of the female characters on Heroes. But you know I don't tend to like the female characters on any show except for BSG.

[oxoniensis.livejournal.com]

I heard that has some seriously fucked up problems in terms of the way it treats women and that's saying a lot, because that's one of my issues with Heroes.

Seriously?! Huh. I don't know about Heroes, but I wouldn't say that about Torchwood at all - I'd elaborate, but I'm ridiculously tired and I can barely string a sentence together. So smart meta and me aren't bosum pals right now.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Off to bed with you. I am putting together a music post for tomorrow.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Also (http://hackthis.livejournal.com/409720.html?thread=10050936#t10050936) (I'd replied to the wrong thread)

[oxoniensis.livejournal.com]

Hee, I saw it by chance, so all's good.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

♥ times infinity

Matt fic...

[askmehow.livejournal.com]

http://them0rgue.livejournal.com/35907.html#cutid1