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This week sucks. I thought I could come up with something clever (sucks like a $2 hooker! TMantheia) or catchy (if it sucks, it must be a day ending in 'Y'!) or suitably cutting (sucks like your mom!) to describe how hard it sucks, but nope, don't even have that. That is how hard this week sucks.

And now this:

Eric Bana and Rachel McAdams will star in The Time Traveler's Wife, the Robert Schwentke-directed adaptation of the bestselling Audrey Niffenegger novel.

Shooting's set to start in August.

Bana will play a Chicago librarian with a genetic disorder that causes him to time-travel when he is under duress. Though his disorder causes him to vanish for long periods, he tries to build a life with the woman he loves. She's a young heiress struggling with the arrangement.

I love Rachel. If I were into girls, I would totally hit that, but Eric Bana? As HENRY? Henry is lithe. Henry is a little punky. Eric Bana is the fucking Hulk (horrible movie, but the idea sticks). Couldn't you get a real actor like Ed Norton (even though, he's apparently playing the Hulk now)? Or a real Henry, like, like somebody else? How about Matthew Goode? He's hot. He can be an asshole too. And he and Rachel McAdams would set the screen on fire. And Clare isn't an heiress! WTF, people?! I must go cry now -- or something suitably hackthis as I don't cry.

I know. Please go convince scribblinlenore she has to write Nathan/Peter under the title SEX BOMB!

Do it for me the children the porn ME. Please?!!!

Comments

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Clare is SORT OF an heiress...

Whatever. I'm depressed, too. Fucking Eric Bana. I knew it was down to him or Heath Ledger as of a few weeks ago, and while I wasn't crazy about either of them, I would have preferred HEath.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Okay, she's sort of an heiress, but you know that's a dirty word these days. Hell, even cosmic's immediate reaction was, "...like Paris Hilton." I mean really. We're doomed.

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Sorry that was loveyouallwrong not cosmic, but STILL.

[missdeviant.livejournal.com]

GOD I HATE THE WORLD AND CASTING AGENTS.

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Preach.