I've got another confession to make, I'm your fool.

[hackthis_archive]

I have a proud confession to make: I went into last night's Heroes fully unspoiled. I hadn't looked at any spoilery photos. I hadn't even seen any of the teaser promors, which is real difficult when they're fucking everywhere. There was even some extended scene when they were showing the marathon that I muted and covered my eyes for, so you know, I had no idea what was coming.

Oh glory be.




*I* didn't watch Heroes last night, what I actually watched was The Petrelli Hour. There was some other shit going on, I'm sure of it, but really, it was all about Nathan!Peter!Angela!OMG!WTF!EEEE!


1) Fuck! It's goddamn Malcolm McDowell. Did I mention before how scary this man is? Did I mention that he was overheard bitching about how Heroes only paid him $25K for his appearance? That, children, is TWENTY-FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS. Now I know the dollar is weak, so it's only TWELVE THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED POUNDS, but shit, I'd take it.

2) Oh, Adrian Pasdar. Oh, Nathan. I have missed staring at your second-skin thousand dollar suits and your hair and your jaw line and your hands and your voice and -- is there a conversation happening? I can hear them talking but my inner teeny bopper won't stop shrieking like it's 1964 and the Beatles are playing in my living room.

3) I KNEW LINDERMAN WAS GOD! I WIN ALL THE COOKIES!

4) Boy this conversation really makes me think of linaerys's Stepped Out of a Stranger. I mean Linderman is totally fucking scary, and Jesus, Adrian Pasdar please to wear suits forever and ever, amen.

5) Some stuff happens. I confess I can't remember any of it. I'm sure it was important -- ooh, Peter! Peter & Sylar! SMACKDOWN-O-RAMA. Oh, SHIT this is fucking awesome. This is no puppy -- this is a rotweiller! Get the fuck up Mohinder, mother of Ari, get the fuck out of there!

6) This morning, the goddess known as slodwick put this in my inbox: Vote Petrelli. After I '!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'d myself to death, antheia and I had the following exchange:

hackthis: I said GOD DAMN!
antheia: sweet mother of YES PLEASE RIGHT NOW SIGN ME UP FOR THE INTERNSHIP AND THE BLUE DRESS. *cough*
hackthis: Get in line.
antheia: It forms to the left. I have my ticket and everything. And I'm not above throwing elbows.
hackthis: Elbows? dude, there will be fisticuffs.
antheia: Don't make me use my spiked heels as weapons, man.

In conclusion: VOTE PETRELLI, KIDS!

7) So. Dude, Mama Petrelli's house is fucking AWESOME. I totally love the colors. The yellow is a bit much on first impression, but now I'm all about -- oh, SNAP. You brought a dead body in a New York cab, Mohinder? Truly only in New York. Truly.

8) Oh, Angela. *sniff* Your favoritest is dead. Life sucks today, don't it? Dude, there are real tears.

9) OH NATHAN! I swear for a minute I thought this was somebody dreaming b/c Nathan was totally wearing a different suit, and it was so goddamn emotional and he's crying, Oh, baby. That is some really really intense love right there. He loves Peter more than anything. And HE'S CRYING. Dude, my heart broke everywhere.

10) *blinks* Hide Peter's DEATH? Holy SHIT is Mama Petrelli hardcore about this election. Dude, Nathan's in mourning. HEL-LO!! What about that theory we had where Linderman and Mama Petrelli are actually Nathan and Peter's parents again?

11) I know there are a lot of caps, mostly b/c there was a lot of shouting in my flat last night.

12) So, Claire is good for something. Huh. I knew he wasn't dead. You knew he wasn't dead either, but boy did they play that one all right. Oh my God, you know Nathan was about to bulldoze everybody to get his hands on Peter. Seriously. If you ever tell me you don't see the Nathan/Peter I will know you are just willfullly blind.

13) So, Mr. B knows about Linderman. Everybody knows about Linderman, b/c Linderman is god, yeesh people get with the program. Oh, Ted cleans up nicely and all.

14) You crucified Isaac. I would prolly care, oh, like, never.

15) NATHAN + PETER SITTING IN A TREE K-I-S-S-I-N-G. Hold the phone. Dude, Nathan is the one spilling his guts. He couldn't do it without Peter. There's no point. Peter makes him better. Peter makes him who he is.

\O/

Adrian has his sleeves rolled up *wipes drool discreetly*. It's like a goddamn love song in that office right now, and Peter -- holy cow -- did Peter grow some stones while he was dead?!!

You know, when I wrote manipulative!Peter yesterday (We're Made Out of Blood and Rust) I didn't know he was going to be this hardcore, b/c ladies and gentlemen, I think Peter Petrelli just won me over. This is what I'm talking about. This is a completely new side of their relationship: Nathan being the softie and Peter being hardcore.

I confess, I am ALL about alpha!Peter.

You know they had the BEST sex that night. Just saying.

Yes. I am SO writing it.

slodwick you know in my head all I could think of was 'Without You, I'm Nothing'. You cannot make this shit up -- Tim, I heart you.

16) Wait. Mama Petrelli knows all about their powers too. Is it the power to walk in right when they're about to have sex on camera? I wanna know what she can do right. the. fuck. now. Tim!

17) Okay, dude, how fucking awesome is it that Future!Hiro and Present!Hiro are meeting. Just saying.


In conclusion kids: NATHAN! PETER! MAMA PETRELLI! PETRELLIS FOREVA!!!

Comments

[dorrie6.livejournal.com]

I have been waiting ALL MORNING for your reaction to this episode. *heart*

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

There is not sufficent space for my real reaction. It would need to be webcammed. :D

[dorrie6.livejournal.com]

Hee! I believe this. And I wish it had been! :D

[blondiusmaximus.livejournal.com]

I seriously forgot most of what happened last night that didn't have to do with NATHAN AND PETER'S BIG EPIC LOVE. (a;slkjf!) Nathan was so amazing, man, the look on his face when he saw Peter on the couch. ;____;



And I love how Nathan is okay with sacrificing half of New York as long as he knows Peter will survive the blast. You selfish, fabulous man.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I just -- my heart -- I have to watch it again, b/c it's occuring to me that when there are really big Peter/Nathan scenes I'm never that good in real time, b/c I can't think or hear over the screaming. Yes, I am Fangirl No.1.

And I love how Nathan is okay with sacrificing half of New York as long as he knows Peter will survive the blast. You selfish, fabulous man.

LOL. WORD!

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

There was spontaneous applause last night from the six of us watching at shayheyred's house.

Yes. I am SO writing it.

\O/

Was I not right in my text messages? I was trying SO HARD not to say anything spoilery and yet still convey the utter awesomeness of this episode. I was telling Lyra afterwards that I think this is the episode that finally won me over fully into the Heroes camp.

I think that means I need me some icons.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Okay, I'm working on writing it, b/c what came out wasn't quite what I was looking for, but you know, I liked it. Also, you were awesome in your text messages, but I was a little distracted at the time, thank god I taped it.

*see icon*

[heidi8.livejournal.com]

I am politically-minded enough that I wikipedia-ed the 30th Congressional District in NY and learned that it used to be the Erie district, and hasn't existed in years (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_York's_30th_congressional_district). Ha!

I think I heard somewhere that you can get Vote Petrelli mugs and bumper stickers? Oh, there! On the website's shop! But no bumper stickers, alas. What could it say, honestly?

Vote Petrelli! Then View Inappropriate Touching Via YouTube!

Maybe?

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I want to know why they only sell men's shirts. Of course this is a long standing complaint of mine, b/c you know, I want everybody to know who I support.

Vote Petrelli! Then View Inappropriate Touching Via YouTube!

I'll let you know as soon as I stop laughing myself stupid.

[ben-jaded.livejournal.com]

::covers eyes:: I knew I shouldn't have read this. Now I've spoiled myself...was gonna watch the rerun on sci-fi...but I wanna watch it right NOW.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Oh, darling, now really. I did say there were spoilers here, didn't I?

[slodwick.livejournal.com]

CALLED IT.

\o/

*plays "Without You, I'm Nothing" on repeat for EVER*

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

You were so right, I even threw a shout-out in my latest story.

[linaerys.livejournal.com]

You brought a dead body in a New York cab, Mohinder? Truly only in New York. Truly.

I didn't think about that. Awesome.

I need to watch this again right this minute so I can attempt to have coherent thoughts about the Nathan/Peter scenes, because last night, not so much.

PETRELLIS RULE!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

You brought a dead body in a New York cab, Mohinder? Truly only in New York. Truly.

I didn't think about that. Awesome.

Truly, when that scene started I was like, WTF? How...taxi...no you didn't! And nobody saw you carrying a DEAD BODY? At first I thought he'd hired a cab and I was like '.....'

[antheia.livejournal.com]

1) No, really. Him doing the "previously, on Heroes" just about snapped my brain.

2) I can't even. He's so hot, and wears those suits so well.

3) I may have squealed when they revealed his power.

5) I was so proud of my boy. *wipes tear from eye*

6) Seriously, I will pull a full on Elvira, here, woman.

7) No lie, I was expecting to get an email from you today about how you wanted to be Mama Petrelli when you grew up.

9 & 10) OMG YES. I cried, and then was all "DAMN, WOMAN!" And then, see #7. *cough*

12) For serious. I was all "no, really - are they really...wow, it's not even subtext, is it?"

13) Ted looks surprisingly good, when he doesn't look like a caveman.

14) I was a broken woman. BROKEN WOMAN. They're absurd together. So much hot, so much with things being how they have to be because that's how it is. And the intimacy and trust and love. And hell yes, they totally did.

15) I was ready to bite through my tongue when it became clear that they weren't going to tell us. (And yeah, I totally typed "me" first.)

16) I can't cope with that. So cool. So fucking cool.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

So, we are vastly agreed. Adrian Pasdar = HOTASS SUPREME. Nathan Petrelli = Fictional character we'd most like to fuck, marry, be stranded on a desert island with *and* work for.

Also? Your boy? K, I may have to get on the writing Alpha!Peter train, b/c whoa was THAT hot.

[antheia.livejournal.com]

Agreed. It's just the way it is.

I'm saying! Growly and self-assured and with decent hair and a reasonable wardrobe? It's all "holy shit, the family name and all!" *cough*

[offtheceiling.livejournal.com]

PETRELLIS! That's pretty much the only reaction I had to this ep at all. Like, I keep thinking that Nathan/Peter couldn't get any more canon if they TRIED, and they keep proving me wrong. At this point, I'm pretty sure they're about three times as likely to have graphic on-screen sex as any of the ACTUAL canon couples. Jesus.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

At this point, I'm pretty sure they're about three times as likely to have graphic on-screen sex as any of the ACTUAL canon couples.

I'll just be over there laughing my ass off and praying to the altar of Tim Kring.

[storydivagirl.livejournal.com]

Is it wrong that throughout this episode (when I could breathe that is) I kept thinking, "let's see the Nathan haters spin this to how he's awful to Peter." Because I love Nathan and I love how much he loves his brother.

You know they had the BEST sex that night. Just saying.

Really, that should be fic. Someone should write that righthissecond!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I can't be dealing with Nathan!haters, b/c then I start getting really pissy and homicidal. He's said repeatedly that he loves his brother. He's done everything short of actuallly flying out of the atmosphere and pushing the earth to wherever Peter wants it to be, so everyone else can kiss it. Yis.

[1407graymalkin.livejournal.com]

Alpha!Peter

i await this fic of awesome

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Alpha!Peter is very VERY awesome.

[chicklet-girl.livejournal.com]

(Note to self: WTF, bitch? You don't have a Heroes icon yet? GOD.)

When Nathan said to Peter, "I don't know who I am without you," I thought, Yyyyeeeeah, I'm pretty sure Zahra JUST DIED.

In wider news, I'm still a-squee, and future!Hiro continues to be the awesomest. I am so down with hardcore!Peter (my stepdad said, "At least he finally did something with his hair!"), and the CGI on Sylar's floating glass shards was kick-ass.

Also, I am spoiler-free, but predicting that (like you said) Linderman is really Nathan and Peter's father (so *that's* where Claire gets the healing power) and Mama Petrelli was part of his alliance and has been hiding out ever since Shit Went Down. I can't decide what her power is, beyond Being Fantastic.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

When Nathan said to Peter, "I don't know who I am without you," I thought, Yyyyeeeeah, I'm pretty sure Zahra JUST DIED.

I spent a lot of last night staring at the TV in completely and under stupidity like, 'Come again? Say what? Really? OMGWTFOTP4EVA!!!!!'

Also, I am spoiler-free, but predicting that (like you said) Linderman is really Nathan and Peter's father (so *that's* where Claire gets the healing power) and Mama Petrelli was part of his alliance and has been hiding out ever since Shit Went Down. I can't decide what her power is, beyond Being Fantastic.

Uh, that could be the BEST idea EVER. Shit. I may want to write that.

[chicklet-girl.livejournal.com]

Uh, that could be the BEST idea EVER. Shit. I may want to write that.

Have at it, babe! Lord knows I have no writing mojo for Heroes, so this plot bunny is yours.

[author-by-night.livejournal.com]

If you ever tell me you don't see the Nathan/Peter I will know you are just willfullly blind.

I know you're kidding, but - I just took it as strong, brotherly love. Granted, I ship AU!Peter/Claire... ;)

And yes, Mama P knows about their powers - have you read the novels? They... help. ;)

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Yeah, no, I don't read the other materials, but I'm sure they do help. :)

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

I love the Petrelli House as well. I was in interior design nirvana.

I guess this is how you felt when I got into SPN.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I love the Petrelli House as well. I was in interior design nirvana.

You could smell the money through the screen, baby, it was just stunning.


I guess this is how you felt when I got into SPN.

Prolly, but I can't recall, b/c right now I am in the passionate throws of hotassery. ;)

[girl-wonder.livejournal.com]

I spent the whole episode wanting to slap Claire, as I usually do. And then she and Peter had a moment and my thought was, "Is there no one in this family that isn't into their blood relatives in a sexy way?"

But, SO MUCH ROCK.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I spent the whole episode wanting to slap Claire, as I usually do.

WORD!

"Is there no one in this family that isn't into their blood relatives in a sexy way?"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[romancandles.livejournal.com]

Dude. Word.

The fight scene? Awesome. Nathan crying? PRICELESS. Nathan basically proposing to Peter? The stuff of fantasies. Mine and Tim Kring's, apparently.

[just-katarin.livejournal.com]

I just... I keep saying 'they can't be more canon' and it's like Tim's trying to prove me wrong, because every week they get MORE canon. I just... I need to keep this up really, because at this rate the season finale will be 42 minutes of Nathan and Peter fucking while people run around and possibly blow up.

Who's writing this? Who's on editing? Does no one just step back and go 'is there a reason this show is about people with powers and incest? it's kind of weird.'

I love that no one does though. LOVE it. Did you see the previews? Because next episode is going to be even better