I hate everyone

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So far this morning I banged my knee, was spoiled for the Project Runway collections by Entertainment Weekly, oh, and this was the first e-mail I sent this morning:

Dear Lush:

I have been a customer of Lush for several years and have spent several hundreds of dollars in your store. At no time and in no place have I ever been informed that your products stain surfaces, so you can imagine my shock and horror when the Youki-Hi bath bomb that I bought from your XX store left a massive orange stain around my white bathtub. In fact, I am now confronted with a hideous orange ring that despite my liberal use of cleaning products refuses to move or fade at all.

I am exceedingly angry and displeased with your company, this product and your lack of warning that this might happen. I now plan to share my anger, not only with you, but with every person I know in urging them not to use your products.

No love,
Me

What's really great is that this isn't the only FUCK YOU WITH A BROOM! letter I'll be sending today. Hooray.

ETA: For anyone who's interested in this sort of thing (Ash) Gambit and Deadpool have been cast in the new Wolverine franchise.

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[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

For anyone who's interested in this sort of thing (Ash) Taylor Kitsch has been cast as Gambit and Ryan Reynolds has been cast as Deadpool in the new Wolverine franchise.

My panties will never ever be the same.

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Wow, that's a lot of information.

[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

Oh, I am very sorry I upset your delicate sensibilities. *pat pat*

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We are very offended.

*pets Stephen*