I hate everyone
Feb. 19th, 2008 10:36 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
hackthis_archiveSo far this morning I banged my knee, was spoiled for the Project Runway collections by Entertainment Weekly, oh, and this was the first e-mail I sent this morning:
Dear Lush:
I have been a customer of Lush for several years and have spent several hundreds of dollars in your store. At no time and in no place have I ever been informed that your products stain surfaces, so you can imagine my shock and horror when the Youki-Hi bath bomb that I bought from your XX store left a massive orange stain around my white bathtub. In fact, I am now confronted with a hideous orange ring that despite my liberal use of cleaning products refuses to move or fade at all.
I am exceedingly angry and displeased with your company, this product and your lack of warning that this might happen. I now plan to share my anger, not only with you, but with every person I know in urging them not to use your products.
No love,
Me
What's really great is that this isn't the only FUCK YOU WITH A BROOM! letter I'll be sending today. Hooray.
ETA: For anyone who's interested in this sort of thing (Ash) Gambit and Deadpool have been cast in the new Wolverine franchise.
Dear Lush:
I have been a customer of Lush for several years and have spent several hundreds of dollars in your store. At no time and in no place have I ever been informed that your products stain surfaces, so you can imagine my shock and horror when the Youki-Hi bath bomb that I bought from your XX store left a massive orange stain around my white bathtub. In fact, I am now confronted with a hideous orange ring that despite my liberal use of cleaning products refuses to move or fade at all.
I am exceedingly angry and displeased with your company, this product and your lack of warning that this might happen. I now plan to share my anger, not only with you, but with every person I know in urging them not to use your products.
No love,
Me
What's really great is that this isn't the only FUCK YOU WITH A BROOM! letter I'll be sending today. Hooray.
ETA: For anyone who's interested in this sort of thing (Ash) Gambit and Deadpool have been cast in the new Wolverine franchise.
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Date: 2008-02-20 04:30 pm (UTC)Dude hold the phone. How come I've never seen this picture before?!
It tingles me.
As far as Gambit goes, well. I know nothing of Gambit but it's TIM RIGGINS and I'm all for things involving his hotass.
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Date: 2008-02-20 04:36 pm (UTC)My love for you is SO profound, wow. Did you know that I wrote George (http://hackthis.livejournal.com/471490.html) for K's birthday? I finally gave him a man too. ;-)