Things Wot I'd Like to Talk About

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1) GREEK. Anybody else watching this? I literally just started, but uh, huh. Cappy = adorable and Calvin = ROCK ON!

2) Frightened Rabbit. Scottish = hotass, y/y? I need whole albums. Plz to halp?

3) Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Baby Daddy #14. There's a reason I cast him as Tim Drake, people. Maybe this is because I never watched 3rd Rock. I keep wanting to type that as 30 Rock.

4) I wrote two things this week! Chuck -- i'm not going to write you a love song -- and The Colbert Report/due South - Ask Not What You Can Do For Canada, but What it Can Do For You!. That's more than I've written all month. Go team me!

5) sparky77 and I thought that Ianto & George Clooney would have fabulous babies, but they cannot hold a candle to the thought of Ianto and MATT DAMON having babies together. The good-naturedness would make normal people ill. And yet, can't you see them taking the kids to the park? GAH! My ovaries!

Randomly: If you are using Brad Pitt and George Clooney's friendship as a bastion of heterosexuality with which to measure yourself, dude, you have a problem.

Randomly #2: Yes, I know Barack and Brad are related. I know Brad did this just to drive George crazy (er). The real question here, is did Barack turn down Brad's help back in October because he knew it would make George happy? I mean, he did okay Matt.

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[dekadai.livejournal.com]

JC and Chase are my new OTP. And really, doesn't JC realize that the moment Lance came out, the "all boys from boy bands=GAY" theory became true?

And have you seen the whole, Brad Pitt and Obama are related thing that's been going around?

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And have you seen the whole, Brad Pitt and Obama are related thing that's been going around?

I think the real question here is did Barack turn down Brad's help back in October to placate George (http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/rush_molloy/2007/10/30/2007-10-30_barack_obama_camp_elects_not_to_use_brad.html)? I mean George laid claim to Barack a long time ago.

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

Maybe the babies can be shared by all three of them, when Ianto and Matt get too perfect, George takes them and they go throw eggs at Brad's house and he returns the kids on sugar highs with egg shells in their hair.

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You know the proof is all over the interwebs, and George is like, "Photoshop, I would never use my godchildren to cover for my illicit deeds" and Kian's like, "But Uncle George you said that Brad--"

And George muzzles him and is all, "Kids, what do they know."

And then, when they get older Zahara is Kian's older woman, and he's totally besotted with her, and George is like, "NO! Stay way. Those Jolie Pitts are all bad news!}"

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

And then, when they get older Zahara is Kian's older woman, and he's totally besotted with her, and George is like, "NO! Stay way. Those Jolie Pitts are all bad news!}"

Their love would be more tragic than Romeo and Juliet. At least that's what Kian would say in the songs he wrote for her on his guitar that George bought for him. George would threaten to disown him and Matt would be all "You can't disown your godson, asshole."

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

OMG. They are so star-crossed, because you know there's no way Angie is going to allow one of her golden children to consort with anybody related to George. The corker, of course, being that these are Matt and Ianto's children and Angie and Matt did The Good Shepard together (great movie by the way). And you know, Kian is a lovely boy just like his daddies, but he's been tainted by Brad's ex and she is so not having that. And Matt and Ianto are like, WTF! Kian didn't do anything!

There would be a lot of complaining to Brad. Oh, and then there's Mai, who can't figure out if she'd rather date Kingston Rossdale, Shiloh or Pax. She sekretly lusts after Maddox, but he's a mama's boy. A bad mama's boy, but still.

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

Poor Matt would have to be the peace maker in any cross family disputes because though Ianto is very polite and very nice, he can be a stubborn bitch and no one is allowed to mess with his children. There are whole years when Ianto and Angie aren't allowed in the same room together. And sometimes Matt just wishes that one time he got to be the asshole instead of the sane one fixing everyone else's problems.

[kaizoku.livejournal.com]

GREEK. Anybody else watching this? I literally just started, but uh, huh. Cappy = adorable and Calvin = ROCK ON!

Yes, Greek is fun! I've watched the whole first season. Dale's my homeboy. XD

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I don't remember which one is Dale. I will be able to have a proper conversation about this next week!

[chicklet-girl.livejournal.com]

The good-naturedness would make normal people ill. And yet, can't you see them taking the kids to the park? GAH! My ovaries!

[insert here good-natured argument about older child wearing Red Sox cap, which Ianto thinks is a bit Yankcentric]

[insert here good-natured argument about whether Yankcentric is even a word]

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LOL!