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1. The hottest sex scene George Clooney ever did was with Jennifer Lopez in Out of Sight. Discuss.

2. Michael Phelps is not naked, you just think he is*. Discuss.

3. One of the things I have learned from playing sports/working out a lot and from pretty much everybody else I know who played sports, continues to play them or works out a lot (military/construction/you name it), is that when you spend upwards of 5-10+** hours a week exercising and you see what that does to your body, you want to flaunt that shit as much as possible. Clothing optional at all times. So, while the rest of the world is all, oh, Michael Phelps is exposed in his handkerchief Speedo, Michael's like yeah, whatevercakes, I earned the right to be naked whenever I want. How can one disagree? No discussion required.

ETA 3b. You know that thing after you workout crazy hard and you take a shower and you're either still sweating or you're too hot to put on clothes, but you have to? Yeah, hate that. Discuss.

4. Generation Kill is no longer available on On Demand. This was a BIG fucking shock to me the other night. The DVDs are coming out December 16th. What the hell am I supposed to do in the meantime without my Ray-Ray? Discuss.

5. What country will you be moving to if the McCain/Palin ticket steal win the election? Discuss!

6. How badly will installing a pull-up bar ruin my doorframe? Opinions?

7. Where is the porn? DIRECT ME THERE.


*Thank you thorne_scratch

**Frankly, if I had the opportunity to work out for 10+ hours a week these days, you'd hear nothing but, "...and then I was streaking around town naked again..."

Comments

[booboolin87.livejournal.com]

3. I totally work out way more then I should because the fiancee went off to Afghanistan and got all hot and stuff. Now I need to be back to being all hot and stuff. Then I go to work (chef) and am hot all day, so I have my air conditioning on all the damn time. I am totally the reason for global warming.

5. Saw Anthony Bourdain do an episode on Iceland. Sounds like a good time.

6. I have one on my door frame in the bedroom, make sure it's properly installed and it works great. I wouldn't do it if you rent though.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

3. I shouldn't have laughed as hard as I did.

5. Dude, Tony could do an episode about an alley on Skid Row and I'd want to go there b/c he was there.

#5

[ender24]

hahahha, I dont live in your country :DDDD

err, really, US flisters have my pity.
your country is about to turn into former Russia,
your state will look over your womb, and your banks, and so on.
socialism pur :DD

[thorne-scratch.livejournal.com]

2. I love the tease of it. And like everyone else, I want to know about that other torso in there. With the perky nipple, who appears to be just at Phelps-nipple-level, and is also cut well and drenched in golden sunlight and... I'm sorry, I appear to have lost my train of thought.

3. Agreed! I like to think of it as a national service. Very motivating. People like that should be encouraged to waltz around in as little as possible. For their country!

4. Well, I say you should write porn, but that's kind of my answer for a lot of things.

5. Oh Jesus, I can barely even joke about that possibility. You could move to the People's Republic of Michael Phelps.

6. Man, I got nothin' except that doing pullups on your plumbing is probably not recommended, as a friend of mine recently discovered.

7. It's usually here. I want to post something in the next few days. There's just one bit that won't resolve, so I'm kicking it senseless.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

2. You have read my mind. I had great thoughts about his, err, spotter being Ryan, but alas, no bicep tattoo. Also, I wonder exactly what sort of conversation is occuring here.

3. WORD!

5. HAHAHAHAHAH! I've heard the economy is STELLAR there. And the health plan. And the travel plan.

6. Water pipes in someone else's building are okay though. I approve that message.

7. I'm laughing a lot here, because I've produced more porn since the Olympics than I've produced all year and most of last year too probably. I thought this was a group effort, what's up with that? Also, you are supposed to be writing, what's the hold up?

[dsidhe.livejournal.com]

3) I like that they're totally unconcerned that the top of they're butt cracks show when they wear some of the smaller suits :D.

7) Here, have a stripping swimmers picspam :D http://community.livejournal.com/ontd_olympics/188237.html#cutid1. Not enough Ryan Lochte though :(. There's actually a lot of nice picspams on ontd, good thing they're tagging the posts so it's easier to find.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Upon consideration of that picspam I have determined that the reason Michael's unconcerned with showing his ass crack is because he has NO ass. Zero. Nothing. No junk. No trunk. No nother. I mean, don't get me wrong, he is a fine physical specimen, but there is nothing back there to grip on to, which leads me to believe he always pushes his speedos so low, because he has nothing to STOP them. At least in the back. The front seems to be another story altogether.

Did I really just type that?

Why do I find myself asking that a lot lately?

[alethialia.livejournal.com]

you want to flaunt that shit as much as possible. Clothing optional at all times. So, while the rest of the world is all, oh, Michael Phelps is exposed in his handkerchief Speedo, Michael's like yeah, whatevercakes, I earned the right to be naked whenever I want. How can one disagree? No discussion required.

And the world APPROVES. Or, at least, my corner of the world.

You know that thing after you workout crazy hard and you take a shower and you're either still sweating or you're too hot to put on clothes, but you have to? Yeah, hate that.

HATE that! 'Cause dude, you just got clean! And now you're sweating again! For no reason! Ugh, no, really, really hate that.

What the hell am I supposed to do in the meantime without my Ray-Ray?

Err, illegal dls?