I hope he uses that cape to put out some of those flames

[hackthis_archive]

I was flipping the channels on telly last night cos I ixnayed the Djing gig at the Nacional like a dumbass - and there was a retrospective on New Edition. I almost cried – it was my whole early adolescence full of hormones and not being nearly as jaded as I am now.

Ronnie, Bobby, Ricky,Mike and Ralph... and Johnny, but that was later. NEW EDITION people! Ahhh! On the other channel was hip-hop old skool though and when they cued up Rapper’s Delight I just about caused an accident.



Rapper’s Delight by The Sugar Hill Gang

EVERYBODY! I said it goes like this
See I was comin home late one dark afternoon
Reporter stopped me for an interview
She said she heard stories and she heard fables
That I'm Mr. On the mic and the turntables
This young reporter I did adore
So I started rockin through this rhyme like I never did before
She said damn fly guy I'm in love with you
Said that casanova legend musta been true
I said by the way baby what's your name?
She said I go by the name of Lois Lane
And you could be my boyfriend you truly can
Just let me cut my boyfriend called Superman
I said he's a fairy I do suppose
Flyin through the air in pantyhose
He may be very sexy or even cute
But he look like a sucka in a blue & red suit
I said I need a man who got finesse
and his whole name across his chest
He may be able to fly all through the night
But he can't rock a party through the early light
He can't satisfy you with his little worm
But I can bust you out with my Supersperm



Heh. The word of the day is 'obvious.'

Comments

[impudent-rabbit.livejournal.com]

Dude, he's so gay, he's Marvin Gaye (never mind)

Interestingly enough, when I took the what kindof porn movie would you star in, I got:


(http://quizilla.com/users/markelle/quizzes/What%20kind%20of%20porno%20would%20you%20star%20in%3F/)

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

::chuckles:: you're a porn movie. oh, yes, i can see this.

[spasticat.livejournal.com]

He may be very sexy or even cute
But he look like a sucka in a blue & red suit

That is my fave part of the rap. Now that song is stuck in my head...thank you ever so muchly! *bg*

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

i went bonkers. breakdancing, ali! breakdancing! i'm too old to do some of that stuff anymore, but still.

b-boys and b-girls make some noise!!

::goes wild::

[spasticat.livejournal.com]

It's retro-Z! Now with more nostalgia power! I, la Dorkita, will quietly hum the song whilst everybody else goes wild. Heh. Now about this breakdancing...aren't you the one who is a tad accident prone?

[spasticat.livejournal.com]

Forgot to say...that pic? Oh yeeaaaaah.

And did you see the leather!Clark on the motorcycle pic??? Just give him a big fat mustache and he'd be my Uncle's bitch. Heh.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

And did you see the leather!Clark on the motorcycle pic???

I didn't want to be spoiled, I was pissed, but then you know I was like bwahahahaha! I didn't know the Angels were recruiting?

[spasticat.livejournal.com]

I didn't know the Angels were recruiting?

If they're looking for a cabana boy...then he's their guy!