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It's Rex Manning Day!! Southland DAY! YAY!!

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Feel free to come over here and tell me how much you love Cooper and Ben and Adams and how excited you are that it's Cooper Day! And how he's awesome. And super hot (but not in that traditional wimpy, limp noodle, vapid, pretty boy actor way)! And you'd totally be his surrogate if he and Ben want to have kids, or like, whatever. Or you can come over here and tell me all your Southland fic ideas and maybe I'll be inspired and write it for you, but you don't have to worry about the Slutty for Cooper/Prude Everywhere Else Ben-fic, because uh, yeah, I'm already thinking about that one.

OR (inspired by [livejournal.com profile] _lisalisa_) you can come over and drop your favorite Empire Records quote. Don't screw it uuuuuuuuup!

Sekrit aside to [livejournal.com profile] ruidoso: I can haz the Bellx1 album? PLEASE.

Date: 2009-05-07 06:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_lisalisa_/
"I don't feel I need to explain my art to you, Warren."

Just had to.

Date: 2009-05-07 07:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com
My name's not WARREN!

Date: 2009-05-07 07:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thorne-scratch.livejournal.com
The fat man walks alone.

Date: 2009-05-07 07:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com
Listening to this will make you sterile.

Date: 2009-05-08 02:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pororoca.livejournal.com
Maybe I want to be sterile.

Date: 2009-05-07 07:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] romanticalgirl.livejournal.com
I think you should write Jealous!Cooper when he sees Ben in a compromising position/situation.

Also, I think I should watch Southland. Maybe for Mother's Day I can kick my family out of the house and spend the day catching up on TV?

Date: 2009-05-07 07:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com
But is Cooper the jealous type? I can see this much more easily with Ben than I can John. What I *can* see with Cooper is his pretending Ben isn't as important or that he's not as interested as he is.

I am so excited for Cooper!Times tonight, I don't even know what to do. The last time I got this excited about anything was when GK was airing. And this is coming BACK!!

Date: 2009-05-07 07:21 pm (UTC)
florahart: (dice fall)
From: [personal profile] florahart
These things aren't mutually exclusive, are they? I mean, like, pretending not as important, but also totally feeling all HEY what is going on here and then not saying anything until pushed and/or on painkillers and then kaboom, not in the weapon way but in the explosion of hot way. Yes? Plus, Ben being all weird about whatever the compromising situation was because he's trying to figure out whether he owes an explanation or should offer one in any case or what only what are the rules about training dude/new guy/compromising situation/etc because really this was not something that has been covered, oh, anywhere, only Cooper can read the being weird about it as feeling guilty but still not say anything but etc.

Um, did I mention how I am feverish today? So that might make zero sense outside of my brain. Anyway.

Date: 2009-05-07 07:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com
Um, truthfully? Some of it made sense, but some of it went right over my head. I can definitely a mixed signals type of thing where Ben's kind of feeling like he owes an explanation, b/c it's not like that, at least not with that guy who had his fingers hooked in Ben's belt loops outside that bar, and what the hell was John doing there anyway, and Ben pushed that guy away anyway and went home on his own, but then it's all weird the next day, or he just feels weird, and Cooper's doing the 'I AM NOT YOUR SHRINK' number. 'DO NOT BRING YOUR CONFESSIONS HERE' but he's kind of like, I thought, we'll he'd just thought, you know with the way Ben looks at him, and then it all gets blurted out by Ben and Cooper's like, no, don't wanna know. And Ben's like BUT I LIKE YOU. And now Cooper's really like, now I really don't wanna know. But he does.

You mean like that.

Wot?

Yes, it's always like that around these parts.

Date: 2009-05-07 07:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] romanticalgirl.livejournal.com
Yay! And, remember, you just asked for ideas. You didn't ask for plausible or even probable. But, if I spark something that *is* with my crazy out of left field suggestions, we *all* win.

::looks cute::

Date: 2009-05-07 08:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com
You are very cute. How do we feel about Cops & Robbers porn. I mean it's going to happen, so you know... I feel like... like I was going to say Cooper might be the criminal, but I think Ben has a Cooper!uniform kink and then I thought of Cooper putting the handcuffs on Ben. Patting him down. Hands in all the inappropriate places and Ben makes all kinds of noises. And then Cooper ordering Ben to his knees...

Is it hot in here?

I feel hot in here.

Date: 2009-05-07 08:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] romanticalgirl.livejournal.com
Ben being naughty in order to get caught. Training exercises to get Ben to think like a criminal that end in chases and tackling and handcuffing and frisking and...yeah. It is a little warm.

Date: 2009-05-07 08:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com
I have this image of something at Cooper's house. Ben stealing something small, the last of the wings, the last beer, a baseball card and Cooper giving chase all over the place, knocking things over, and then Cooper tackles Ben, full-on, going down in his ass tackle. The kind where you hit your head and you're like whaaaa. And Cooper's like give it back, whatever it is, and Ben's all 'no, it's mine now' squirming to get away, except is he really trying to get away, b/c the way he's moving his hips does not denote freedom but more of the 'do me now!' thing, and Cooper raises an eyebrow and Ben's face is really kind of flushed, but Ben's not really looking at him, he's looking at something on the coffee table...

He's looking at Cooper's handcuffs, and Cooper's like, roll over and Ben's eyes go very dark...

Date: 2009-05-07 08:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] romanticalgirl.livejournal.com
And Ben totally thinks they're playing around at first, but then it escalates, and then it's about keeping it *away* from Cooper until it evolves into the all out chase and I think Cooper forcing Ben to his knees and then his feet and then walking him over to the couch to bend him over it to handcuff him and pressing close so that Ben can *feel* Cooper against him.

And Ben is trying to stay calm and failing miserably because he wants this, and he's a little freaked by how *much* he wants it, because he knows better than to want this from his training officer, but then the cuffs go on, making that little ratcheting noise they do and everything washes out in a rush of want.

Date: 2009-05-07 09:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com
And he makes this noise. And Cooper knows this noise. It's a very, very familiar noise. And he freezes for a minute, and then he rolls Ben over, onto his back and Ben's entire face is flushed and his breathing is erratic and Cooper gives Ben this very apprising once over, because he'd bet his badge that Ben just came in his pants. Ben doesn't even meet his eyes, and Cooper can feel the predatory smile spreading over his face. And he's all 'Okay, Sherman, on your feet' and he man-handles Ben to his feet, but he's being kind of gentle with it and then pushes Ben against the wall and Ben's swallows. "What are you doing?'

And Cooper smiles. "Patting down the criminal. Did you learn anything from Dewey's stupidity."

And Ben's eyes go a little wide when Cooper kicks his legs apart, and then Cooper's hands are on his shoulders, his chest, down his stomach, and Ben goes very still when Cooper's hands slide down his hips, down the outside of his thighs, his calves. He's not expecting Cooper's hands to come back up the inside of this thighs... and he makes this noise when Cooper's hand get very close...

Date: 2009-05-07 09:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] romanticalgirl.livejournal.com
And Cooper does that slow, low, rough laugh that just makes Ben want to groan because it's right there in his ear, so close and so *knowing* and Cooper's breath is hot against his skin. "Oh, come on, kid. You think I'd do anything that would give you something on me?"

Date: 2009-05-07 09:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com
If we ended the story there, there would be a small scale riot. And yet, you know....

Date: 2009-05-07 10:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] abrabacon-trask.livejournal.com
I, for one, might riot. Just sayin'.

Date: 2009-05-08 03:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] revelininsanity.livejournal.com
I would riot, too. And then possibly sit down and cry.

Random lurker interjection

Date: 2009-05-08 04:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] robi0688.livejournal.com
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi9iJks7j1o

Like this, with less lesbianism, you mean?

Date: 2009-05-07 07:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mardia.livejournal.com
I've been meaning to write Southland fic, but what I really want is for Cooper to end up meeting Ben's sister Olivia, and for her to be a flake but also be really sweet and charming and friendly, and for her to idly realize that her big brother has a total thing for his partner.

Date: 2009-05-07 07:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com
OH MY GOD! Yes! Dude, if Ben had a crush, Olivia would spill all the beans. She'd idly be all you're all Ben talks about or for her to see Ben hovering all over the place and be all like HAHAHAHAHA! You have a crush! I can see why. He's hot. And Ben's like STFU! And Olivia's like don't worry, I will fix it. And then Ben really freaks out.

Oh, god, this has to be written, but from Olivia's POV or John's. I can see her coming over and repeatedly harassing Cooper and him being all, WTF? and her being all, he likes you dumbass, you hurt him and you die. Teenagers have ways.
Edited Date: 2009-05-07 07:16 pm (UTC)

Date: 2009-05-07 07:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mardia.livejournal.com
HEEEE. I can just see her checking John out the first time she meets him, and she's really blatant about it too, looking him up and down from head to toe, and Cooper's both surprised and really amused, and Ben's just holding his breath and trying not to freak. And Olivia notices and immediately decides to flirt like crazy with Cooper, just so she can drive Ben nuts and get him to admit that he has the hots for Cooper.

And now I really really want to write this. Dammit.

Date: 2009-05-07 07:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com
WRITE IT! WRITE IT! WRITE IT!

Date: 2009-05-07 07:11 pm (UTC)
ext_30154: ([askars] cuppen grin)
From: [identity profile] oh-mcgee.livejournal.com
"I have to tell Corey I love her by 1:37."

"That's an excellent time."

And now I want to write Empire Records slash all of a sudden. BLAST. \o/ SOUTHLAND!!1

Date: 2009-05-07 07:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com
Welcome to Empire Records, how may I service you?

So, you're writing fic now? Excellent! *rubs hands together*

I LOVE IT WHEN MY PLANS COME TOGETHER!! (And I hadn't even planned that one.)

Date: 2009-05-07 07:21 pm (UTC)
ext_30154: ([gen kill] poke thinks gay is ok)
From: [identity profile] oh-mcgee.livejournal.com
JOE AND LUCAS MADE ME WITH THEIR OBVIOUS UST. I mean. You are evil! (even when it's not intentional!)

Date: 2009-05-07 07:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] atticlibrarian.livejournal.com
"Well "Sinead O'Rebellion." Shock me shock me shock me with that deviant behavior."

I was so close to watching this last night. Now I think I'm gonna have to.

Date: 2009-05-07 10:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com
Who knows where thoughts come from? They just appear.

Date: 2009-05-07 07:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] redheadaholic.livejournal.com
Don't you think good cop/bad cop would be fun with, you know, actual cops? And naked? Just sayin'

Date: 2009-05-07 07:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com
Oh, that idea is in the line-up too. But it's Cops & Robbers.

Date: 2009-05-07 07:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] redheadaholic.livejournal.com
OMG, your genius knows no bounds!

Date: 2009-05-07 07:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] madmaxmaddison.livejournal.com
"Let's not fight, let's just rip."

Cooper and Ben are back tonight? I am assured of this, yes? (Is this going to be one of those shows that focuses on different pairs of characters each week?)

This delights me, and now I must go be productive so that I may devote time to Southland later. Oh, the sacrifices.

Date: 2009-05-07 07:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com
They are back tonight, straight from the horse's mouth (http://syndicated.livejournal.com/mcudtwit/7021.html).

Date: 2009-05-07 08:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] abrabacon-trask.livejournal.com
COOPER <3_<3

I love him. I love his very short hair and piercing eyes and powerful body. I love his seemingly contradictory fuck-all/god's work attitude. I love his swagger. I love his euphemisms. I love the little hints of weaknesses and things that seem incongruent, like the flowers you put outside his house ^_^ I want more incongruities. I want Twin Peaks allusions XD. I want Cooper and Ben to stalk around each other trying to figure out what roles they're going to play and wind up realizing they can't play anything with each other. I love how ambiguous and amorphous everything is right now and I wish I had time to write but I'll just depend on others for a while and keep collecting ideas. Oh Cooper.

Date: 2009-05-07 08:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com
I love him. I love his very short hair and piercing eyes and powerful body. I love his seemingly contradictory fuck-all/god's work attitude. I love his swagger. I love his euphemisms. I love the little hints of weaknesses and things that seem incongruent, like the flowers you put outside his house ^_^ I want more incongruities.

YES! THIS. This is why I love Cooper. Also, I will tell you some of my Cooper fanon. The flowers in his yard are actually from his neighbor Mrs. Gonzales down the street. See, one of the perks of a cop living in your neighborhood is that if something goes wrong, you, if they're a good cop, feel okay asking for a favor. So, when Mrs. Gonzales' son Jaime, got in trouble for graffiti, the first person Mrs. Gonzales turned to was Cooper and Cooper helped him get into a art program run by the city, and so no issues and everybody's happy. And Mrs. G planted the flowers as a sort of thank you, and she taught John how to look after them, and so he does this once a month... and you know. He's a good man like that.

I want Cooper and Ben to stalk around each other trying to figure out what roles they're going to play and wind up realizing they can't play anything with each other.

Ohhhhh. Pretty. Shiny. *pets idea*

Date: 2009-05-07 10:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] abrabacon-trask.livejournal.com
YES! THIS. This is why I love Cooper

It's sooooo goddamned sexy. Jesus.

Cooper helped him get into a art program run by the city, and so no issues and everybody's happy. And Mrs. G planted the flowers as a sort of thank you, and she taught John how to look after them, and so he does this once a month... and you know. He's a good man like that.

*____* Oh my god, yes. And being a cop, he would know the effectiveness of a well-kept exterior at deterring neighborhood crime. And, y'know, if he thinks they're sorta pretty, that's between him and the zinnias.

*dies* I just have this image of them not saying a single word the first time they do it, or for like 2 days afterwards, because they're both so flummoxed by the way they defy one another's expectations.
Edited Date: 2009-05-07 10:15 pm (UTC)

Date: 2009-05-07 10:23 pm (UTC)
ext_236295: (Cooper (typografik))
From: [identity profile] maurheti.livejournal.com
My excitement about tonight, it is colossal. COOPER!!

As for fic: all of the above, yes please!

And also: Brad meeting up with Cooper. Because that's just can't-get-it-out-of-my-head awesome.

Date: 2009-05-07 10:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] svilleficrecs.livejournal.com
A few random bunnies I've been poking at that you may or may not want to toy with -

- Ben picks up on some sort of *vibe* between John and an ex-partner when all three of them are at some cop-bar thing. Ben from across the room, watching John and the man standing next to each other laughing, studying the body language, something prickling at the back of his head that he can't quite figure out. At first he's jealous platonically, in a "he's my partner now" way, or at least that's what he tells himself. Later on, maybe, he realizes his jealousy isn't 100% platonic.

- they're called to some BDSM scene gone very, very bad. Some comment of John's casually indicates *more than casual* knowledge. Then, Ben makes a casual comment response that indicates that he's got enough more than casual knowledge to know what John's comment indicates. And they're focussed on being all business, and showing the people at the scene the same kind of (unusual for TV cops) respect that they did at the transvestite shopkeeper scene. Of course, this gets stuck in Ben's head after, particularly when John does *zero* chit chat/needling about the scene afterward. And Ben maybe gets fascinated/obsessed/thinking more than he wants about exactly what John's into (would he be dominant like he is on the job, or would he be one of those guys who wants the reverse when he's playing). Not sure where it would go from there... but there are many possibilities.

-- Some sort of evening BBQ at lady cop's (whose name I forget) place, where her son has some jailbait teen girl friends there, some of whom are all giggly and gaga over Ben, flirting w/ him, and John finds himself amused as *hell* over the way Ben is so smooth at being friendly but not encouraging w/ the girls. (probably due to practice from fending off his sister's jailbait friends flirting). He also finds himself amused by one girl who manages to get Ben a little flustered. Maybe a little later he finds Ben semi-hiding around the side of the house. Both of them are buzzed, John is buzzed plus painkillers, and loose lipped, and in the course of teasing Ben about being attractive to 15 year old girls, he lets slip a comment or two that he realizes (after it's out of his mouth) may be more revealing than intended. And Ben is in that quiet-thinky-drunk mode and doesn't respond to the subtext of what's said. And John has to decide whether or not to cover, or change the subject, or push ahead and just come with it. But before he can, Ben says something that's even more ambiguous about his own interests, then wobbles back to the main party.

John stops drinking at that point, and a few hours later, Ben hasn't, and possibly John ends up driving him home, putting him to bed, and possibly finding out that Ben's known for a while about John's orientation.

Date: 2009-05-08 11:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] revelininsanity.livejournal.com
they're called to some BDSM scene gone very, very bad. Some comment of John's casually indicates *more than casual* knowledge. Then, Ben makes a casual comment response that indicates that he's got enough more than casual knowledge to know what John's comment indicates. And they're focussed on being all business, and showing the people at the scene the same kind of (unusual for TV cops) respect that they did at the transvestite shopkeeper scene. Of course, this gets stuck in Ben's head after, particularly when John does *zero* chit chat/needling about the scene afterward. And Ben maybe gets fascinated/obsessed/thinking more than he wants about exactly what John's into (would he be dominant like he is on the job, or would he be one of those guys who wants the reverse when he's playing). Not sure where it would go from there... but there are many possibilities.

HELLOOOO, NURSE!!! I fully approve of this.

Date: 2009-05-07 11:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shaney.livejournal.com
YAY IT'S SOUTHLAND DAY!!! I have been pining for this show for daysss. No one on my flist/in real life watches this show so I have been kind of squeeing with myself, having inner monologues of how awesome and hot Cooper is, and how adorable Ben is, and all the crackling potential between them. YAY! Tonight's episode better have loadssss of them to make up for last week.

Date: 2009-05-07 11:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alixnoorchis.livejournal.com
What's with today today?

Slutty for Cooper/Prude Everywhere Else Ben-fic

Well, that just about sums it up for me.

Date: 2009-05-07 11:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] holdonhope.livejournal.com
*De-lurks*
Hi! I don't comment ever, but I enjoy your Southland fic and squee so much I felt I had to de-lurk momentarily on this joyous day (Cooperday as Thursday is now known to me) with these two icons. Not great I know but everyone could do with more Southland icons!

http://i41.tinypic.com/2l8ccx2.jpg
http://i40.tinypic.com/21e9ly8.jpg

*re-lurks*

Date: 2009-05-09 04:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mstatertot.livejournal.com
Ooh! Can I snag the second one? Please?

lso, is that a Solskjær icon you're using?

Date: 2009-05-09 07:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] holdonhope.livejournal.com
Certainly! Snag away!
It is a Solskjaer icon. One of my favourite players of all time:)

Date: 2009-05-09 08:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mstatertot.livejournal.com
Thank you!

He's pretty awesome, isn't he?

Date: 2009-05-08 01:52 pm (UTC)
ext_15900: (southland)
From: [identity profile] teffy.livejournal.com
We just got screwed. Call 911...make a cop come.

Date: 2009-05-08 02:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kuteki.livejournal.com
Just watched all five episodes, wanted to see the first one only and things went downhill from there, so yeah it's been a good morning. So I wanted to say thank you for pimping it, as I wouldn't have watched it otherwise, and I really enjoyed it! Somehow manages to be both hilarious and horrifying and just plain awesome. I do wish there was more of Cooper and Ben, but I guess that's what fic is for!

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