The Hotass State?

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Subsequent to my last post, serialkarma, sparky77 and I have been wondering what exactly is in the water in Texas to make the ratio of hotass so high?

As far as the three of us are aware:

- Ben McKenzie (Austin)*
- Matt Bomer (Houston)
- Lee Pace (Houston)
- Jensen Ackles (Richardson)
- Jared Padalecki (San Antonio)**

are all from Texas.

So, we come to you to ask, who else? What other hotassery is from Texas?

You got pictures? Bring'em.

Also, please provide hometowns as well since we need to know if a sabbatical is in order and whether or not we need tasers and zipties or just some good old fashioned rope and cleavage.


*sparky77 has informed me that Austin is not Texas.** I was... not aware of this. Is this like when that Congressman said Texas was going to scede from the US? serialkarma believes some people might take offense to this, but does not necessarily disagree. Much in the same way that Northern VA is not like the rest of VA.

**I have been informed that people from San Antonio are "weird" and/or "insane." sparky77 says there's really awesome BBQ there though.

Comments

[girlandetc.livejournal.com]

i am just commenting to say FUCK YEAH TEXAS. i love living here. cause the hotassery isn't just celebrities. there is more hotass in texas than anywhere else i have ever, ever lived. love it so much. texas boys ♥ half my coworkers? HOT. this scowly, gorgeous, built, tattooed guy i met randomly a few weeks ago who wouldn't tell me his job but secretly turned out to be a sheriff? HOTTTT.

and as for celebrities, he's not an actor, but a motorcycle racer. but he's from longview (dallas), and painfully hot.







or how about roger huerta, who isn't originally from TX but calls austin home. he's a MMA fighter:

too big, so link: http://a1.twimg.com/profile_background_images/40470274/huerta-BG1.gif


on the right

yeah. texas is awesome.