Get bent.

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I have a mate ::waves to T-Bird:: who has no association with SV fandom but whatever drivel I write and the show itself. Her entire recap of Tuesday night consisted of ‘down with the Clark/Lana’ and 'Also! Hay. There was lots of hay in this episode.'

She was right. But you know, she got me thinking and considering that we’re about 20% of the way through the season, there are some burning questions that we need answered...


1. Where is the scene where Lionel rips Lex a new one about Desiree? How the *fuck* is Lex going to get hitched, get it annulled, and Lionel says ‘nada’? I think not.

2. When did ‘being honest’ become Lana’s new catch phrase? I know she got tired of talking about her dead parents, but really this isn’t a vast improvement at all.

3. Lionel and his redheads. Dude, he’s got good taste. You’ve gotta give the man credit, blind or not.

4. When are they going to give us some Lillian love? M&G, c’mon and get with the program. It’s not like Gillian Anderson is doing anything right now, and she is Lillian Luthor.

5. Why is Chloe this season’s Pete? Is there some clause in the contract that says only one stellar supporting actor can get screen time per season? If I was AM, I’d call my agent.

6. Has AOT always been this hot? Damn.

7. KK has improved over last season. However, is this because we can actually *see* her face now that they’ve removed 75% of the war paint?

8. Is it my imagination or has Bo Duke been cutting down on his platitude vitamins?

9. Where’s Dominic?

10. MR. Did he get better looking over the summer? Is that even possible?

11. How many of us think that Nell’s new beau is going to be a future MoTW?

12. Who’s taking bets that Hamilton will be the big bad at the end of the season? (cos as i forgot to mention, he's um, so not dead.)

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also, before i forget, who is the hottie in your icon b/c that is so not ginny. if that was ginny, *i'd* write her.

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Ah, but this is Future!Ginny in The World According To Fay. The World According To Fay boasts not only a Future!Draco who looks remarkably like Jude Law & a Future!Harry who looks much like Jonny Lee Miller but also a Future!Ron who looks strikingly like Eric Stoltz, a Future!Hermione who's the spitting image of Julia Sawalha and Future!Ginny who bears an uncanny resemblance to the lickable redhead on Six Feet Under . Don't fight the future. Cover it in whipped cream and start licking.