Ain’t no thang but a chicken wing
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rosenho is the best enabler ever, everybody needs to show her some love. Plus, you know, she’s dead smart.
b) ‘Rush’ had me dying. Dying laughing. And they say being evil doesn’t pay? Whatever. Doesn’t meant I’m not all aboutrageprufrock’s Beat Down Challenge though. I haf some veddy interesting ideas…
c) (which quite possibly should have been A, but as she ain’t around right now it don’t matter) Happy Birthdayethrosdemon, I call it smut-lite ;)
LOTR RPS
i. Clean
There’s a dirty hand around Orlando’s cock, and he knows this because he’s staring at it dead on. The hand, not his cock, although his cock is right there as well, and thinking is not his strong suit right about now. Attempting to dig his hands into the bedclothes, that’s his strong suit. Gasping like a bloody fish while Viggo stares him down and the headboard creaks ominously, that’s Orlando’s strong suit right now. Rocking back and forth in Viggo’s grasp and writhing about like he’s trying to get away, these are the things that Orli’s good at. And he’s good at these things like he’s good at archery – after a shed load of practise – or like he’s good at bothering Viggo when he’s trying to paint after three days spent rolling around in the mud and rainy dreck known as Hell’s Deep.
Some things are just innate, and Orlando likes being good at things.
Although perhaps he wouldn’t be quite so good if he didn’t have Danish incentive, and Orlando’s got a serious fetish in regards to Viggo’s hands. Why would he wank off when he can get Viggo to do it for him? Plus, Viggo’s hands have calluses and they feel good, dirt in the nail beds and all. No, not just good, but great. Fucking superb.
Besides, Orlando likes being the one that can make Viggo stop whatever he’s doing to come and play, even if it’s only for a wee bit. Orli likes it when Viggo has dirt under his nails and paint on his hands. He likes that it gets smeared over his chest and hips when Viggo gives in to Orlando’s well-acknowledged, yet completely over the top, attempts at seduction.
Yes, Orli definitely likes that.
But he thinks he likes it best when they take showers afterwards, and he can watch little rivulets of oil-based paint run down the drain.
ii. Dirty
There are fingerprints of paint on the pillowcase, but it’s clean all the same, and Viggo doesn’t hesitate in nesting under the duvet while Orlando towels off his wiry hair. Orli hates sleeping with wet hair, and he can’t quite understand how Viggo doesn’t care, but Viggo surprises Orli like that a lot. He doesn’t seem to dwell on the things that Orli assumes he would, or should, except for Henry of course. And even though Orli can feel a draft coming from somewhere he’s in no hurry to get in the bed when he can just watch instead.
He knows that the bedclothes smell of Viggo, and that post-shower Viggo smells of sandalwood soap and organic shampoo. Orlando likes that. He likes the way that Viggo is so relaxed after sex, almost to the point of playfulness, that he allows Orli to do things like cuddle and turn on the radio. Sometimes Viggo hides under the duvet and smiles a lot, sometimes even showing teeth, and it makes Orlando happy.
Pretty much everything about Viggo makes Orli happy, even though he knows it’s foolish to think so, and he’d certainly never say this. No matter how much the words may swirl around in his brain.
This little world they inhabit isn’t going to last forever, and truthfully it's tenuous every time they set foot outside the front door. Viggo doesn’t really smile a lot at work, and in the beginning Orli almost had them dismissed before anything had started at all. He’s learned though, that Viggo’s very involved in the whole method acting bit, or perhaps it has to do with the whole ‘King’ thing. Whatever the case, Viggo tends to be very serious on set – unless the hobbits are about - and Orli likes him this way: stretched-out and close to indolent.
Point in fact, Orli doesn’t get to see him like this often, and he wishes he did. So maybe it wouldn’t be so wrong to take a picture of the photographer who's always clicking away. Viggo looks like he’s feeling rather tolerant, and maybe he won’t mind Orli’s being a bit wistful because it won’t always be like this. And Orli would really like a memory that won’t be tainted by whatever comes next.
Notes: Inspired by the truly inspirational banner onimpudent_rabbit’s journal ;)
rosenho is the best enabler ever, everybody needs to show her some love. Plus, you know, she’s dead smart.b) ‘Rush’ had me dying. Dying laughing. And they say being evil doesn’t pay? Whatever. Doesn’t meant I’m not all about
rageprufrock’s Beat Down Challenge though. I haf some veddy interesting ideas…c) (which quite possibly should have been A, but as she ain’t around right now it don’t matter) Happy Birthday
ethrosdemon, I call it smut-lite ;)LOTR RPS
i. Clean
There’s a dirty hand around Orlando’s cock, and he knows this because he’s staring at it dead on. The hand, not his cock, although his cock is right there as well, and thinking is not his strong suit right about now. Attempting to dig his hands into the bedclothes, that’s his strong suit. Gasping like a bloody fish while Viggo stares him down and the headboard creaks ominously, that’s Orlando’s strong suit right now. Rocking back and forth in Viggo’s grasp and writhing about like he’s trying to get away, these are the things that Orli’s good at. And he’s good at these things like he’s good at archery – after a shed load of practise – or like he’s good at bothering Viggo when he’s trying to paint after three days spent rolling around in the mud and rainy dreck known as Hell’s Deep.
Some things are just innate, and Orlando likes being good at things.
Although perhaps he wouldn’t be quite so good if he didn’t have Danish incentive, and Orlando’s got a serious fetish in regards to Viggo’s hands. Why would he wank off when he can get Viggo to do it for him? Plus, Viggo’s hands have calluses and they feel good, dirt in the nail beds and all. No, not just good, but great. Fucking superb.
Besides, Orlando likes being the one that can make Viggo stop whatever he’s doing to come and play, even if it’s only for a wee bit. Orli likes it when Viggo has dirt under his nails and paint on his hands. He likes that it gets smeared over his chest and hips when Viggo gives in to Orlando’s well-acknowledged, yet completely over the top, attempts at seduction.
Yes, Orli definitely likes that.
But he thinks he likes it best when they take showers afterwards, and he can watch little rivulets of oil-based paint run down the drain.
ii. Dirty
There are fingerprints of paint on the pillowcase, but it’s clean all the same, and Viggo doesn’t hesitate in nesting under the duvet while Orlando towels off his wiry hair. Orli hates sleeping with wet hair, and he can’t quite understand how Viggo doesn’t care, but Viggo surprises Orli like that a lot. He doesn’t seem to dwell on the things that Orli assumes he would, or should, except for Henry of course. And even though Orli can feel a draft coming from somewhere he’s in no hurry to get in the bed when he can just watch instead.
He knows that the bedclothes smell of Viggo, and that post-shower Viggo smells of sandalwood soap and organic shampoo. Orlando likes that. He likes the way that Viggo is so relaxed after sex, almost to the point of playfulness, that he allows Orli to do things like cuddle and turn on the radio. Sometimes Viggo hides under the duvet and smiles a lot, sometimes even showing teeth, and it makes Orlando happy.
Pretty much everything about Viggo makes Orli happy, even though he knows it’s foolish to think so, and he’d certainly never say this. No matter how much the words may swirl around in his brain.
This little world they inhabit isn’t going to last forever, and truthfully it's tenuous every time they set foot outside the front door. Viggo doesn’t really smile a lot at work, and in the beginning Orli almost had them dismissed before anything had started at all. He’s learned though, that Viggo’s very involved in the whole method acting bit, or perhaps it has to do with the whole ‘King’ thing. Whatever the case, Viggo tends to be very serious on set – unless the hobbits are about - and Orli likes him this way: stretched-out and close to indolent.
Point in fact, Orli doesn’t get to see him like this often, and he wishes he did. So maybe it wouldn’t be so wrong to take a picture of the photographer who's always clicking away. Viggo looks like he’s feeling rather tolerant, and maybe he won’t mind Orli’s being a bit wistful because it won’t always be like this. And Orli would really like a memory that won’t be tainted by whatever comes next.
Notes: Inspired by the truly inspirational banner on
impudent_rabbit’s journal ;)
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Date: 2003-02-05 11:20 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-02-05 01:40 pm (UTC)What? Dude, I already wrote Dom/Elijah. You know, *here* (http://www.livejournal.com/talkread.bml?journal=hackthis&itemid=70161). Oh, wait, is this your way of saying you want this, cos you know that may not happen. Forget the Wombat, Dom is like my sacred place. Shut up, I wrote this piece before I realized I felt that way so it doesn't really count! I was thinking with three hold months to go, I may have found Faith or something ;)
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Date: 2003-02-07 08:25 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-02-08 08:18 pm (UTC)– or like he’s good at bothering Viggo when he’s trying to paint after three days spent rolling around in the mud and rainy dreck known as Hell’s Deep.
Hell’s Deep. That is so you. It cracked me right up.
Although perhaps he wouldn’t be quite so good if he didn’t have Danish incentive
Danish incentive. Yes. I love that. I might have to steal it.
But he thinks he likes it best when they take showers afterwards, and he can watch little rivulets of oil-based paint run down the drain.
I love how you combined Rabbit’s and my fetishes. Hers for the dirt and mine for the paint. Fantastic shout outs, and you do it so well.
There are fingerprints of paint on the pillowcase
See above, and may I add that I need to find an artist to screw immediately to get in on that! I have paint all over my phone and on half my clothes, but I need Viggo to smudge my pillowcases.
Pretty much everything about Viggo makes Orli happy, even though he knows it’s foolish to think so, and he’d certainly never say this. No matter how much the words may swirl around in his brain.
Yeah, that seems very right. Saying it would ruin it. I think you and I are on the same page with that sort of thing.
And Orli would really like a memory that won’t be tainted by whatever comes next.
Wonderful and right. Love that last line.
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Date: 2003-02-10 09:17 am (UTC)Dude, I was all set to try and write you porn, but the chills kept distracting me. So then I was going to try for mud wrestling, but that didn't quite work out, so I had them take their activities *indoors*. I'm so glad you liked this, K, I hope you had a really great birthday *g*