hackthis_archive | Just like the prodigal son I’ve returned

Favorite episode ever. No question.

Only Smallville could come up with something so fucking entertaining while completely defying any consideration of space and time. Who fucking cares? Not me! (I'm quoting House of Pain, you know it must be adoration).

Rush Hour! Lucas
*Smiling* Jean Wearing!Lex
Seeing Eye Dog! Lionel

Oh my god.

Icons, I need icons. I need ideas that aren't all over the place. I need to get a handle on all these people cos on one hand I wanna talk about Lucas. I want to know what his story is. I want to write/read/get it via smoke signals. On the other hand, I don’t give a fuck, because who cares about anybody else when Lex is involved? And Lex is so involved. I want my Lex TV 24/7/365 with no holidays! No matter what I am always about the Lex. Plus, Lex in jeans. And dirty. And you know, did I mention the jeans?

What’s the name of this show again? The Luthors. What minor characters? Who the hell is Superman? Whatever yo.

Anybody else seeing that Lucas/Pete slash? Anybody else seeing that Clark/Lucas slash? What, it’s not like everybody doesn’t want to fuck Lex anyway. And kids, what Clark is feeling is called jealousy -

lexluvsclark even broke it down biblical stylee with the Angel and Demon comparisons.

Seriously, I had been playing with lots of other fandoms cos SV just wasn’t doing it for me anymore. Today, though? Today is a whole new day and I’ve got so much happening in my head that I’m not sure where to begin. Perhaps with getting Lucas’ eyebrows waxed.

Seriously though, A++ for effort kids.

Straight? There is no straight, there is only the Luthor way.

VC Andrews would die from glee.