Fashionably late.
Mar. 5th, 2003 10:10 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
hackthis_archiveHiatus is obviously over. I lasted four whole days. I gotta like, go somewhere without technology.
In other news, my girl,![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
ethrosdemon has started writing HP again. All shall love her and despair, goddamnit. Who knows, maybe she’ll entice me back. In the meantime though, I’m going to ride this SV horse for all it’s worth… If I can manage to string more than three words together.
I ____ hackthis.
Hackthis is ____.
If I were alone in a room with hackthis, I would _______.
I think hackthis should _____.
Hackthis needs ______.
I want to ____________ Hackthis.
I want to hackthis. Does that sound dirty to you guys too? Gacked from the one and onlyrosenho
Edited at 10:52: All SV people with even the smidgen of interest in Lucas should read this.
In other news, my girl,
ethrosdemon has started writing HP again. All shall love her and despair, goddamnit. Who knows, maybe she’ll entice me back. In the meantime though, I’m going to ride this SV horse for all it’s worth… If I can manage to string more than three words together. I ____ hackthis.
Hackthis is ____.
If I were alone in a room with hackthis, I would _______.
I think hackthis should _____.
Hackthis needs ______.
I want to ____________ Hackthis.
I want to hackthis. Does that sound dirty to you guys too? Gacked from the one and only
rosenhoEdited at 10:52: All SV people with even the smidgen of interest in Lucas should read this.
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Date: 2003-03-05 10:21 am (UTC)Zahra is an incredible writer who makes me cling on every word she writes.
If I were alone in a room with zahra, I would stammer and stutter and squee and be a really silly fangrrl and make a total fool of myself until she laughed at me.
I think zahra should be worshipped and adored.
Zahra needs Lex's right hand girl.
I want to a happy minion of Zahra's.
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Date: 2003-03-05 11:14 am (UTC)I whole-heartedly second this motion. As a matter of fact I don't think Lex should have to use his hands for *anything*. I think I should take care of all the details. Molesting Clark, wanking, signing large checks, etc.
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Date: 2003-03-05 10:26 am (UTC)Zahra is in denial of her undying love of the very very gay Wombat.
If I were alone in a room with Zahra, I would put in a video tape of Elijah biting his nails and smoking and hide the remote under her dirty laundry.
I think Zahra should write Dom or Billy to make me shut up about Elwood.
(I want to make this one about Elwood, but I know the *truth* and it shall set me free) Zahra needs to fuck Tom Welling to death.
I want to convince Zahra to write more lotrips!
Sorry, I couldn't resist. Don't hurt me. Much. No, ok, hurt me, baby!!! The pain, the pain is cleansing. *ok, I have cabin fever*
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Date: 2003-03-05 11:16 am (UTC)Sorry, I couldn't resist. Don't hurt me. Much. No, ok, hurt me, baby!!! The pain, the pain is cleansing. *ok, I have cabin fever*
You are mean and cruel and you're inducing me to write lots of cavity inducing H/D, which you will have to beta. That'd hurt wouldn't it? Oh, yes, preciousssss.
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Date: 2003-03-05 10:30 am (UTC)Hackthis is faaabulous, dahling.
If I were alone in a room with hackthis, I would use my wily charms to convince her to write me H/D porn.
I think hackthis should...write me H/D porn.
Hackthis needs...to write me H/D porn? ahahaha. <3
I want to drink tea and talk fic with Hackthis.
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Date: 2003-03-05 11:24 am (UTC)I think hackthis should...write me H/D porn.
Hackthis needs...to write me H/D porn? ahahaha. <3
I want to drink tea and talk fic with Hackthis.
Huh. Is that a hint for H/D porn? Cos you know I don't quite think that anvil is big enough to fit in the door *vbg*
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Date: 2003-03-05 10:33 am (UTC)I recently found hackthis.
Hackthis is an extremely talented writer.
If I were alone in a room with hackthis, I would squee about pretty boys.
I think hackthis should write all day, every day. ;)
Hackthis needs to win the lottery so she can do the all day, every day thing.
I want to learn more about Hackthis.
Oh, that was fun. Heh.
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Date: 2003-03-05 10:42 am (UTC)Sorry, you don't know me. I am Kassie. I hate this hackthis chick! She is such an bitch and her ego is just out of control.
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Date: 2003-03-05 11:00 am (UTC)Um.
:::blinks:::
You are strange and offputting. But, uh, thanks for sharing. :)
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Date: 2003-03-05 11:13 am (UTC)Um.
:::blinks:::
You are strange and offputting. But, uh, thanks for sharing. :)
Yes, she is strange and offputting, she's also one of my favorite people. Please excuse her, she hasn't had her meds today.
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Date: 2003-03-05 11:17 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-03-05 11:12 am (UTC)Sorry, you don't know me. I am Kassie. I hate this hackthis chick! She is such an bitch and her ego is just out of control
Dude, must you come in here and let out all the family secrets?
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Date: 2003-03-05 11:26 am (UTC)I do, sweetie, pretty much all day every day. Check the memories section. Actually, that's not even accurate. Those are just the ones that I'm willing to own up to. You could go back to any week and find at least a few stories in any fandom. What's this work nonsense?
Hackthis needs to win the lottery so she can do the all day, every day thing.
I've been saying that bit about the lottery for ages. I just don't have enough cash to actually play. Writing for LJ only doesn't pay like investment banking.
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Date: 2003-03-05 10:38 am (UTC)My Z-baby is wicked and wonderful.
If I were alone in a room with my Z-baby, I would read her bedtime stories of the adult variety.
I think my Z-baby should have legions of minions.
My Z-baby needs to get whatever she wants.
I want to hug and cuddle my Z-baby.
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Date: 2003-03-05 11:29 am (UTC)Yes! Mom has decreed it and it shall be so! I've been saying this for ages, but the people at Virgin/Fred Segal/Borders/the Met call it stealing. Stealing, I ask you? Ha! ::hugs::
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Date: 2003-03-05 10:43 am (UTC)Hackthis is brilliant writer that I *squee!* when reading.
If I were alone in a room with hackthis, I would tempt her with cupcakes and Lex clones to write more for me.
I think hackthis should feel confident in her own wonderfulness.
Hackthis needs lap dances from Michael Rosenbaum.
I want to hug and squeeze and hug Hackthis.
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Date: 2003-03-05 11:31 am (UTC)::gapes openly:: vanilla cupcakes? chocolate? lex. lots of lexes? Lots of Lexes! ::does happy dance:: Wait, did you mention something about lap dances?
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Date: 2003-03-05 10:52 am (UTC)Hackthis is a pusher, she got me hooked on Everwood.
If I were alone in a room with hackthis, I would beg her to write more E-wood, and if that didn't work I'd sit on her until she did.
I think hackthis should run for president, why not? It can't possibly be hard to win, we'll just bribe the Supreme Court like the last guy.
Hackthis needs to let me archive her drabbles on
I want to one day write half as good as Hackthis.
Also, I could have sworn that I saw a brief glimpse of your name on e-wood drabble this am.. where'd it go?
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Date: 2003-03-05 11:32 am (UTC)By all means, help yourself. And yes, there was a drabble on e-drabbles, but I took it off because it didn't quite feel right. I shall have something to replace it. Hopefully sooner rather than later. *g*
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Date: 2003-03-05 11:34 am (UTC)thank you v. much.
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Date: 2003-03-05 11:02 am (UTC)Hackthis is one of my top five favorite authors.
If I were alone in a room with hackthis, I would conspire to write something with her.
I think hackthis should be worshiped even more than she is.
Hackthis needs whatever she wants (beside Michael, who is mine).
I want to make Ryan Adams and Coldplay perform a personal concert for Hackthis.
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Date: 2003-03-05 11:35 am (UTC)The artist formerly known as Hackthis has passed on due to a brain auryseum (which she couldn't even spell in the first place so that's probably not that big a loss). However, in her stead is version 2.0 HackThis who thinks this is an excellent idea and looks forward to getting thoroughly shitfaced with Mr. Adams.
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Date: 2003-03-05 11:18 am (UTC)Hackthis is such a woobie.
If I were alone in a room with hackthis, I would tug her shoulder a lot while ranting about canon! and goofy!Draco! and clex! and theirloveISSONOTDOOMED!
I think hackthis should write only happy ending clex, because otherwise she makes me *cry*.
Hackthis needs a ham sandwhich?. [don't ask me. despite not being a meat eater myself, it just sounded oddly appealing at the time.]
I want to seduce Hackthis on a bed of roses and dandolions and silk sheets with little scented candles. and glitter -- definitely glitter.
All SV people with even the smidgen of interest in Lucas should read this.
Damn. That absolutely would not include me, would it? alas. Maybe in my head he can go play where Dawn goes. They can have tea parties. and crumpets.
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Date: 2003-03-05 11:40 am (UTC)I think hackthis should write only happy ending clex, because otherwise she makes me *cry*.
I want to seduce Hackthis on a bed of roses and dandolions and silk sheets with little scented candles. and glitter -- definitely glitter.
Hackthis would like to say that it's people like silvia and
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Date: 2003-03-05 11:25 am (UTC)Hackthis is an evil enabler who makes me write in fandoms I don't, you know, write in. And she makes me *like* it. Damn hackthis! Damn her straight to hell!
If I were alone in a room with hackthis, I would tell her dirty jokes and ply her with weed and wine until she was giggling too helplessly to notice me attatching suction cups to her ears to steal her talent.
I think zahra should have a naked cleaning crew of Lexes, Dracos and Ephrams, who have a uniform of nothing but collars.
Zahra needs to visit me in the UK. Preferably in May. So she can come in on the Steal MR Plan 2003.
I want to get wrecked with hackthis.
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Date: 2003-03-05 11:56 am (UTC)I think zahra should have a naked cleaning crew of Lexes, Dracos and Ephrams, who have a uniform of nothing but collars.
Zahra needs to visit me in the UK. Preferably in May. So she can come in on the Steal MR Plan 2003.
You sweet talker you! You know exactly what it takes to make me happy don't you? Collars and drugs and booze and naked men! That sounds like a party I went to once, sadly not recently. Bollocks. I would *love* to visit you in May, but sadly my student loan officer has said it is not to be so. Course they also have decided that I shall be living on oranges for the next several months so what's a girl to do? On the upswing, I miss london badly enough that the next time I come I shall be there for a very extended period. Hopefully long enough to need to change my forwarding address.
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Date: 2003-03-05 11:35 am (UTC)I dig hackthis.
Hackthis is a cool cat.
If I were alone in a room with hackthis, I would be awkward and wait for her to initiate conversation.
I think hackthis should embrace the Clark love.
Hackthis needs fancy pretty cars.
I want to astonish Hackthis.
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Date: 2003-03-05 11:58 am (UTC)Hackthis needs fancy pretty cars.
I have tried to embrace the Clark love, I really have, but I cannot. He's too dense. I feel an incessant need to act the way Chloe *used to* and smack him in the head a lot. But yes, IU agree, I need pretty fancy, fast cars. Oh, glory yes.
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Date: 2003-03-05 12:56 pm (UTC)Hackthis is a writing goddess.
If I were alone in a room with hackthis, I would ply her with drinks until she divulged all her writing secrets.
I think hackthis should follow her dreams.
Hackthis needs a fabulous all expenses-paid vacation, with Lex as her personal tour guide.
I want to steal Hackthis.
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Date: 2003-03-05 02:58 pm (UTC)Look who's talking Miss I Have Lucas Luthor living in my house and he tells me stories. You know, I really liked that story did all my slavering and reccing get that across? *vbg*
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Date: 2003-03-05 05:14 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-03-05 01:03 pm (UTC)Hackthis is one bitchin' author.
If I were alone in a room with hackthis, I would make her tell me stories.
I think hackthis should write Firefly.
Hackthis needs an extra 3 days a week, just for sleeping and writing and such.
I want to write Colin/Ephram slash for Hackthis.
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Date: 2003-03-05 03:01 pm (UTC)Re:
Date: 2003-03-05 03:05 pm (UTC)I need a copy of the homecoming king and queen ep on tape, then. Because I haven't been taping the show.
help?
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Date: 2003-03-05 03:09 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-03-05 01:06 pm (UTC)Hackthis is way too hard on herself.
If I were alone in a room with hackthis, I would get drunk and not feel guilty about mutual Lex obsessing.
I think hackthis should meditate on the things she loves about herself.
Hackthis needs a book deal.
I want to listen to Hackthis.
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Date: 2003-03-05 03:03 pm (UTC)You want to listen to me whinge about poverty and the state of our fair-fucked-up country? I shall read you the phone book instead, it is vastly more interesting. Yes, really.
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Date: 2003-03-06 12:49 pm (UTC)Yes, yes I do. Whatever actually matters to you. Believe it or not I've made my first foray into the punk genre and wrote an anti-war song that um... isn't the most flattering to the US.
I just meant that the stories are fabulous, but there is more to you than that, and I care enough about you to want to know... ie. I give a shit.
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Date: 2003-03-05 05:33 pm (UTC)Hackthis is an incredible writer
If I were alone in a room with hackthis, I would try my best to convince her that Clark really is sharp enough for Lex
I think hackthis should get to do whatever she wants
Hackthis needs to write at least one fic a day
I want to give Lex, wearing nothing but a smirk, to Hackthis.
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Date: 2003-03-06 11:17 am (UTC)Oh, sweetie, that's really an uphill battle that one. *vbg*
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I have loads of admiration for hackthis.
Hackthis is wickedly talented author and one of my favourites, hands down.
If I were alone in a room with hackthis, I would probably make a fool of myself trying to convince her I am worthy of her conversation.
I think hackthis should get paid for writing whatever she wants, be it fanfic or original.
Hackthis needs lots of free time for that.
I want to read more of Hackthis.
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Date: 2003-03-06 11:17 am (UTC)From your lips to god, or satan's, ears. Not picky. *vbg*