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Mar. 15th, 2003 09:37 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
hackthis_archiveOh, come on, why are y’all looking at me like that? You didn’t really think I’d write HP porn and then not write some for SV, did you? I mean y’all did see those pictures, right? Exactly.
Also, these are some quality drugs. Wow.
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slodwick on behalf of all the porn orphans and inspirational icons out there.
Smallville
A Good Cause
The Society for the Prevention of Office Furniture Abuse is probably looking to arrest Lex right now.
He doesn’t care.
They’re going to have to wait until after he’s done abusing said office furniture, although maybe when they see why he’s abusing said furniture they’ll back off.
Maybe when they see Clark with his shirt unbuttoned and the collar of his tuxedo jacket flipped up they’ll change their minds. Maybe when they see Clark down on his knees between Lex’s legs they’ll forget their quest.
The Mouth of Sin probably won’t hurt Lex’s cause either.
It’s a good cause.
Because…because. Fuck. Lex has no idea what he’s supposed to be thinking.
How can he be expected to think when Clark ambushed him by the canapés and whispered something about offers he couldn’t refuse? Lex hadn’t even heard the offer but he felt Clark’s hand on his crotch loud and clear. It was an insistent hand, with fingers that managed to press silken fabric against all of Lex’s sensitive, decision-making parts.
Some offers don’t need to be verbalized.
Some mouths are meant to be used for more important things than talking.
Clark’s mouth is a brilliant example of this.
Clark’s mouth should be used for things like sucking Lex off. Like now. It’s a good mouth. No, not good, beautiful. Exquisite. Sensuous. Fifty things that Lex’s brain can’t really process when the visual is occurring in real time.
Red lips stretched tight, sliding back and forth and up and down. A slight scrape of teeth that makes Lex thank god he’s forgotten how to weep. Wet sounds, licking, slurping, and Lex’s nails are digging into the arms of his chair as though they might actually make a dent.
It’s one of those ergonomic chairs, designed for sitting up right and supporting the lower back.
It’s probably not meant to be slumped in, or blown in.
Lex might have to write the inventors and suggest they change their marketing schematic.
He might have to do something someday, but sadly, he’s not sure what because Clark is bobbing up and down on his cock like it’s a Popsicle. In the summer, Lex is going to buy a fucking freezer full of Popsicles just to see this happen more often. He’s going to… to… he has no fucking idea what he’s going to do because Clark’s hair is falling into his eyes and it’s so messy, and fuck. It’s hot.
Lex wants to touch, but he doesn’t want to disturb this image or the feel of Clark’s hands exploring between his legs, and fuck, those are thick fingers. Lex’s eyes pop considerably when Clark slides a finger in his mouth alongside Lex’s cock, and then the finger is back. Wet and thick, and exploring Lex.
It’s doing a very thorough job.
No, the chair people probably didn’t have this in mind, but fuck them. Not literally of course, but Clark is sucking Lex off not just with his mouth, but with huge hazel eyes and messy hair.
Lex is going down.
Correction: Clark is going down, but he’s sucking Lex in with him. Clark is a great big vortex, and his mouth is the opening. A very slick opening, with an agile tongue that’s gliding and flickering back and forth around the head of Lex’s cock.
Just watching Clark suck him off is enough for Lex. The fact that he’s also getting off? It’s extraneous information. The finger isn’t extraneous, though, and, oh, it’s prodding.
Lex loves Clark’s fingers.
Lex is in love with Clark’s mouth. He’s in love with wisps of black hair, and Clark moving his hands to keeping Lex from wrapping his legs around Clark’s neck.
Lex is in love with a lot of things.
Tongues.
Heat.
Clark.
Lex doesn’t care that a large portion of Metropolis society is in his ballroom two doors down.
He doesn’t care that his tuxedo probably has a tear in the sleeve from Clark dragging him down the hall to his office.
All Lex cares about is Clark’s mouth and the sucking sounds it’s making. Lex cares about saliva and wet noises and Clark…humming.
Fuck. Lex really cares about the humming.
Clark is certainly changing Lex’s mind about a lot of things. And to think he used to hate fund-raisers. Of course that was when the only things getting raised were funds. That was long before Clark decided that there were certain worthy causes that Lex needed to contribute to like the Society to Declare Clark Kent’s Mouth a National Treasure.
Lex sits on that board.
Lex is that board, and he’s quite pleased that the Chairman is currently getting one hell of a blowjob from their cause du jour. No, not du jour. Perhaps du mois or du annee.
Clark has Lex thinking in French, and making noises in Gutteral. When he comes, however, the name is all Kansas.
“So, you’re going to give the SPCA a big check, right?” Clark says, resting his cheek on the inside of Lex’s thigh while toying with the zipper of Lex’s slacks, which are currently around Lex‘s ankles.
Lex inhales deeply as though he actually has to consider Clark’s question. In actuality, he’s just trying to remember that breathing is a natural thing and not something that should be accompanied by moaning.
After several seconds, a smile breaks out across Lex’s face. “Were you thinking five zeros or six?”
-finis-
The Hackthis A to Zed
Gacked from the lovelyhappyminion
A - Age: 26
B - Best Quality: Loyalty. It’s the only thing I believe in.
C - Choice of Meat: Men! What do you mean that’s not what you meant?
D - Date: 27 November 1976. Year of the Dragon. Hour of the Dragon. A double dragon just like Bruce Lee. My mum says it explains a lot.
E - Ex (most recent): Oh. Him. Wanker. Withheld sex and then watched porn on my tab.
F - Favorite Food: Right now, these Gummy Bugs from the Sweet tarts people.
G - Greatest Accomplishment: My life. Fucked up though it has been I wouldn’t change it for the world
H - Happiest Day of Your Life: Every one that I wake up.
I - Internal Conflicts: So, you think Lex is fictional? Hahahahaha!
J - Jail Time: My attorney has told me not to answer this question.
K - Kool-Aid: Red. I know it’s not a flavor, I just like red. Oh, fine. Tropical Punch.
L - Love: Is something that happens to other people. Or to paraphrase Plato ‘it’s the great mental disease.’
M - Most Valued Thing I Own: I move too much to hold stock in material things.
N - Name: Zahra something or other.
O - Outfit You Love: The Ryan Adams special: Denim jacket, jeans and Pumas.
P - Pizza Toppings: Mushrooms and pepperoni
Q - Question You Want To Ask: Why do one-night stands have such a bad rep?
R - Road Trip: New Orleans. Canada. Shame you can’t get to London via car.
S - Sport To Watch: Footie! Liverpool…Liverpool
T - Television Show: Smallville.
U - Unique Habit: Heh. They’re all unique. Reading by the heater in the bathroom.
V - Voice: East-coast/London/Ivy league/Suburban/Slang/Californian
W - Winter: I want snow!
X - X-ray: Collarbone when I was six.
Y - Your Name If You'd Been Born The Opposite Sex: Probably Jeffrey after my grandfather. I dated a Jeff once. Nice boy, not necessarily the brightest bulb though.
Z - Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius. We talk a lot and are slim on tact.
Also, these are some quality drugs. Wow.
Dedicated to
slodwick on behalf of all the porn orphans and inspirational icons out there.Smallville
A Good Cause
The Society for the Prevention of Office Furniture Abuse is probably looking to arrest Lex right now.
He doesn’t care.
They’re going to have to wait until after he’s done abusing said office furniture, although maybe when they see why he’s abusing said furniture they’ll back off.
Maybe when they see Clark with his shirt unbuttoned and the collar of his tuxedo jacket flipped up they’ll change their minds. Maybe when they see Clark down on his knees between Lex’s legs they’ll forget their quest.
The Mouth of Sin probably won’t hurt Lex’s cause either.
It’s a good cause.
Because…because. Fuck. Lex has no idea what he’s supposed to be thinking.
How can he be expected to think when Clark ambushed him by the canapés and whispered something about offers he couldn’t refuse? Lex hadn’t even heard the offer but he felt Clark’s hand on his crotch loud and clear. It was an insistent hand, with fingers that managed to press silken fabric against all of Lex’s sensitive, decision-making parts.
Some offers don’t need to be verbalized.
Some mouths are meant to be used for more important things than talking.
Clark’s mouth is a brilliant example of this.
Clark’s mouth should be used for things like sucking Lex off. Like now. It’s a good mouth. No, not good, beautiful. Exquisite. Sensuous. Fifty things that Lex’s brain can’t really process when the visual is occurring in real time.
Red lips stretched tight, sliding back and forth and up and down. A slight scrape of teeth that makes Lex thank god he’s forgotten how to weep. Wet sounds, licking, slurping, and Lex’s nails are digging into the arms of his chair as though they might actually make a dent.
It’s one of those ergonomic chairs, designed for sitting up right and supporting the lower back.
It’s probably not meant to be slumped in, or blown in.
Lex might have to write the inventors and suggest they change their marketing schematic.
He might have to do something someday, but sadly, he’s not sure what because Clark is bobbing up and down on his cock like it’s a Popsicle. In the summer, Lex is going to buy a fucking freezer full of Popsicles just to see this happen more often. He’s going to… to… he has no fucking idea what he’s going to do because Clark’s hair is falling into his eyes and it’s so messy, and fuck. It’s hot.
Lex wants to touch, but he doesn’t want to disturb this image or the feel of Clark’s hands exploring between his legs, and fuck, those are thick fingers. Lex’s eyes pop considerably when Clark slides a finger in his mouth alongside Lex’s cock, and then the finger is back. Wet and thick, and exploring Lex.
It’s doing a very thorough job.
No, the chair people probably didn’t have this in mind, but fuck them. Not literally of course, but Clark is sucking Lex off not just with his mouth, but with huge hazel eyes and messy hair.
Lex is going down.
Correction: Clark is going down, but he’s sucking Lex in with him. Clark is a great big vortex, and his mouth is the opening. A very slick opening, with an agile tongue that’s gliding and flickering back and forth around the head of Lex’s cock.
Just watching Clark suck him off is enough for Lex. The fact that he’s also getting off? It’s extraneous information. The finger isn’t extraneous, though, and, oh, it’s prodding.
Lex loves Clark’s fingers.
Lex is in love with Clark’s mouth. He’s in love with wisps of black hair, and Clark moving his hands to keeping Lex from wrapping his legs around Clark’s neck.
Lex is in love with a lot of things.
Tongues.
Heat.
Clark.
Lex doesn’t care that a large portion of Metropolis society is in his ballroom two doors down.
He doesn’t care that his tuxedo probably has a tear in the sleeve from Clark dragging him down the hall to his office.
All Lex cares about is Clark’s mouth and the sucking sounds it’s making. Lex cares about saliva and wet noises and Clark…humming.
Fuck. Lex really cares about the humming.
Clark is certainly changing Lex’s mind about a lot of things. And to think he used to hate fund-raisers. Of course that was when the only things getting raised were funds. That was long before Clark decided that there were certain worthy causes that Lex needed to contribute to like the Society to Declare Clark Kent’s Mouth a National Treasure.
Lex sits on that board.
Lex is that board, and he’s quite pleased that the Chairman is currently getting one hell of a blowjob from their cause du jour. No, not du jour. Perhaps du mois or du annee.
Clark has Lex thinking in French, and making noises in Gutteral. When he comes, however, the name is all Kansas.
“So, you’re going to give the SPCA a big check, right?” Clark says, resting his cheek on the inside of Lex’s thigh while toying with the zipper of Lex’s slacks, which are currently around Lex‘s ankles.
Lex inhales deeply as though he actually has to consider Clark’s question. In actuality, he’s just trying to remember that breathing is a natural thing and not something that should be accompanied by moaning.
After several seconds, a smile breaks out across Lex’s face. “Were you thinking five zeros or six?”
-finis-
The Hackthis A to Zed
Gacked from the lovely
happyminionA - Age: 26
B - Best Quality: Loyalty. It’s the only thing I believe in.
C - Choice of Meat: Men! What do you mean that’s not what you meant?
D - Date: 27 November 1976. Year of the Dragon. Hour of the Dragon. A double dragon just like Bruce Lee. My mum says it explains a lot.
E - Ex (most recent): Oh. Him. Wanker. Withheld sex and then watched porn on my tab.
F - Favorite Food: Right now, these Gummy Bugs from the Sweet tarts people.
G - Greatest Accomplishment: My life. Fucked up though it has been I wouldn’t change it for the world
H - Happiest Day of Your Life: Every one that I wake up.
I - Internal Conflicts: So, you think Lex is fictional? Hahahahaha!
J - Jail Time: My attorney has told me not to answer this question.
K - Kool-Aid: Red. I know it’s not a flavor, I just like red. Oh, fine. Tropical Punch.
L - Love: Is something that happens to other people. Or to paraphrase Plato ‘it’s the great mental disease.’
M - Most Valued Thing I Own: I move too much to hold stock in material things.
N - Name: Zahra something or other.
O - Outfit You Love: The Ryan Adams special: Denim jacket, jeans and Pumas.
P - Pizza Toppings: Mushrooms and pepperoni
Q - Question You Want To Ask: Why do one-night stands have such a bad rep?
R - Road Trip: New Orleans. Canada. Shame you can’t get to London via car.
S - Sport To Watch: Footie! Liverpool…Liverpool
T - Television Show: Smallville.
U - Unique Habit: Heh. They’re all unique. Reading by the heater in the bathroom.
V - Voice: East-coast/London/Ivy league/Suburban/Slang/Californian
W - Winter: I want snow!
X - X-ray: Collarbone when I was six.
Y - Your Name If You'd Been Born The Opposite Sex: Probably Jeffrey after my grandfather. I dated a Jeff once. Nice boy, not necessarily the brightest bulb though.
Z - Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius. We talk a lot and are slim on tact.
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Date: 2003-03-15 10:06 am (UTC)I'll, uh, get back to you later when I'll all verbal again. Not to suggest that anything improper took place, which of course it did not. But when a story is that hot? I go pre-verbal anyway. guh
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Date: 2003-03-17 12:42 pm (UTC)I'll, uh, get back to you later when I'll all verbal again. Not to suggest that anything improper took place, which of course it did not. But when a story is that hot? I go pre-verbal anyway. guh
Verbal? What is this 'verbal' that you speak of? I know not this verbal. Is his surname Mr. Kent. Do people call him Keyser Soze *vbg*
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Date: 2003-03-15 10:31 am (UTC)Bleeearrrghgghghgh....
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Date: 2003-03-15 10:41 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-03-17 12:33 pm (UTC)LOL. SPCA: Society to Promote Clex Awareness? Or perhaps Society to Pimp Clark's Ass. Oh, I like that last one.
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Date: 2003-03-17 02:55 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-03-15 10:58 am (UTC)Lex sits on that board.
Lots of great lines, but that was my favorite.
Anyway,just logged onto the computer to do my taxes, but I think reading this was a much better use of my time. *g*
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Date: 2003-03-15 11:25 am (UTC)hee. porn!clark! i knew my friends list wouldn't let me down. love it, zahra.
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Date: 2003-03-17 02:00 pm (UTC)hee. porn!clark! i knew my friends list wouldn't let me down. love it, zahra.
After the brilliance of 'Deserted Island' this was truly the least I could do. *vbg*
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Date: 2003-03-17 02:15 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-03-15 11:26 am (UTC)Mmmm French thinking, Gutteral Speaking Lex. That's like one of the best Lex's.
Zahra porn is a lovely welcome to any day.
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Date: 2003-03-15 11:49 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-03-17 12:35 pm (UTC)Oh, I've got some things I wouldn't mind seeing that mouth do, I'll tell you that. He's just... damn him! He's a fine piece of Grade-A beef is what he is.
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Date: 2003-03-15 12:18 pm (UTC)I've said it before; I'll say it again. I :::heart::: your writing voice.
And? Guuuuuuuuuh...
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Date: 2003-03-17 12:37 pm (UTC)And? Guuuuuuuuuh...
I'm so glad you liked it. Thank you *vbg*
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Date: 2003-03-15 12:43 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-03-15 12:43 pm (UTC)*embarrassed cough*
Date: 2003-03-15 12:44 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-03-15 02:43 pm (UTC)Perfectly understandable. I'm in a very similar situation myself and I'm only reading about it. *g*
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Date: 2003-03-15 03:25 pm (UTC)My favorite combination - sex and humor. Terrific story! :)
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Date: 2003-03-17 02:01 pm (UTC)My favorite combination - sex and humor. Terrific story! :)
I believe that the SPCA (Society to Pimp Clark's Ass) is always a worthy cause *veg*
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Date: 2003-03-15 03:53 pm (UTC)LOL!!!! This is terrific--hot as heck, funny and it made me melt, on this rainy day.
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Date: 2003-03-17 02:01 pm (UTC)LOL!!!! This is terrific--hot as heck, funny and it made me melt, on this rainy day.
I'm glad you enjoyed this *vbg*
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Date: 2003-03-15 09:16 pm (UTC)Woo! Yeah, baby... this was fantastic! And all for me! Or... everyone. Whatever.
Hotness!! *purr*
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Date: 2003-03-17 12:06 pm (UTC)Woo! Yeah, baby... this was fantastic! And all for me! Or... everyone. Whatever.
Hotness!! *purr*
It was all for you, baby. I'm thrilled that you like it, and again, thank you so much for the artwork. ::hugs::
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Date: 2003-03-16 02:21 am (UTC)It was an insistent hand, with fingers that managed to press silken fabric against all of Lex’s sensitive, decision-making parts.
That line just totally cracked me up. Nice one!
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Date: 2003-03-17 02:02 pm (UTC)It was an insistent hand, with fingers that managed to press silken fabric against all of Lex’s sensitive, decision-making parts.
That line just totally cracked me up. Nice one!
Well, yes, the majority of the men I know think with the big head and not the little one. I'm glad you enjoyed this.
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Date: 2003-03-16 07:53 am (UTC)Whooo-hee! That's hot fine stuff, 'mam!
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Date: 2003-03-16 10:09 pm (UTC)If the Society for the Prevention of Office Furniture Abuse needs an investigator, I'll be more tha happy to step in, but only for Lex's offices.
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A slight scrape of teeth that makes Lex thank god he’s forgotten how to weep.
Because that right there? That's Lex, man. You just snuck in this fucking perfect bit of characterization in the middle of a hot blowjob, and I'm all like, damn that rocks.
Shit, man, this is just good stuff. Seriously, I read this:
Clark has Lex thinking in French, and making noises in Gutteral. When he comes, however, the name is all Kansas.
and actually said, out loud, "damn girl, I love you!" Cos like. That's fuckin' priceless. I just don't know what to do with that. Damn.
You know, normally I can't get into established relationship fics, but somehow this just took me right in and I was like, who cares how they got together, because here they are now and oh, how sweet it is. Excellent, man.
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Date: 2003-03-17 12:10 pm (UTC)I keep Lex in my pocket for certain purposes, but I assure you none of them have to do with writing *veg*
A slight scrape of teeth that makes Lex thank god he’s forgotten how to weep.
Because that right there? That's Lex, man. You just snuck in this fucking perfect bit of characterization in the middle of a hot blowjob, and I'm all like, damn that rocks.
You are so my girl with the feedback. I'm just all happy and wanting to preen like a little girl in her new dress. ::loves Sara::
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Date: 2003-03-17 01:54 am (UTC)*BG*
LOL, you would not believe how much this just cheered me up. Like, big time.
Blowing Lex is so much more interesting than the angsty crap that I kept reading in the hope that it would fucking go somewhere before I slit my own wrists.
Should have come here for a visit sooner.
N - Name: Zahra something or other.
Ohh, I've heard of her! Kinda strange in a midnight blue nail polish kinda way... as long as you can lick chocolate sauce off of paper cuts.
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Date: 2003-03-17 12:14 pm (UTC)*BG*
Let me tell you, I'd never had over-the-counter drugs like that in my life. Every thought I had was porn related. God, why did I not go out on the pull? Oh, cos sick. Damn.
N - Name: Zahra something or other.
Ohh, I've heard of her! Kinda strange in a midnight blue nail polish kinda way... as long as you can lick chocolate sauce off of paper cuts.
Oh. I like that. Can I stick that in my bio description?
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Date: 2003-03-19 01:26 pm (UTC)Hey... I hope you're feeling better. Less sick, not drug happy *bg* And reading some of the comments around here I don't think you'd have to actually go out... just hint.
Oh. I like that. Can I stick that in my bio description?
If it comes even close, take it. It gives me a happy to think that we've known each other this long and we understand each other enough that it comes naturally... except when I can't articulate what I feel, like now... I read somewhere that babbling was cute... so I'm cute like Xander, not stupid like flyboy. And the next cup of coffee goes to...
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Date: 2003-03-17 01:58 am (UTC)*flails*
Hmmmuuuuurgh.
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Date: 2003-03-17 01:59 pm (UTC)Yum.
Porn is a good thing.
*blush*
Date: 2003-04-17 08:19 am (UTC)This bit made me laugh out loud in the middle of the office.
Ooops.
*eyes shifting*
Hot and funny...love it!
that explains a LOT
Date: 2003-04-17 08:50 am (UTC)Er. Yes. I'm in a weird mood. :)
But regaring hackthis A-Z, it just explains A LOT about you, probably why I'd follow you around like some sort of starving puppy if we ever met in real life. :) You're birthday is one day before my own, both Sags, and you're just hysterical.
*clings to your knees like the mad stalker that she really is.*