Lifestyles of the rich and (in)famous

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1. There’s jaded. And then there’s jaded. I love boondocks

2. Thank you to everyone who took the time to read, comment, recc and tell me how insane (I think I saw at least three posts to that effect) I am with regards to the Drabble Marathon of 2003. I hope you guys enjoyed yourselves.

3. I am tired. There will be no stories today, however, in a blatant rip-off of the lovely happyminion, my muses are available for interview if you so desire. Lex, Harry, Marshall, Ephram, Bright, Faith, Sean & Cal (Warrior Angel), and Bobby are all taking questions. (3 question max.)

Comments

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I've seen pigs with cleaner beds; is that why you're always sleeping in mine?

Yes. Yes, Bobby, that's the only reason I sleep in your bed all the time. Because the maid neglected to make my bed. Christ. And you lent it to Jubilee again, didn't you? I told you not to after she got ice cream all over #58 last time. Great.

I mean she's hot, but can you just imagine her knowing you were thinking about a threesome with her and Ms. Munroe. Talk about a downer. Why? Are you thinking about them when we're together?

It was just a simple question! Your mind goes some strange places sometimes, you know that, Drake? Let's just pretend I never asked.

Plus, you know, you're kinda hot when you're angry.

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this explains a lot.