Pass the sedatives, please

[hackthis_archive]

1. A new Eminem LP in time for my birthday? Happy happy, joy joy!

2. I put a windows upgrade on my machine at home because the bloody computer told me to, and why did nobody tell me that that fucks up all your shit?! Now nothing works! How do I get rid of it?

3. Oh right. They’ve cast Bart for Smallville. This is just a kid. This isn’t just a kid, he’s, like, not even approaching puberty yet. This isn't the future ex-Mr hackthis. This is a one-way ticket to jail that isn't even worth the jail time! Why couldn't they have gotten someone worth going to jail for? That's not my Bart! *heads desk*

4. In the eight days since I’ve returned from holiday I've written
a. Nip/Tuck (Little Jack Horner),
b. due South (Like a Lifestyle Choice & Happiness is a Serious Problem)
c. Entourage (The Man in the Would-be Suit),
d. Ocean’s Eleven (Leave Emotion @ the Door), and
e. HP (Not if You Were the Last Junkie on Earth & A Less Than Immaculate Conception)

So why do I feel like a slacker?

Comments

[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

That is so wrong! Why are they doing that?!?! He is going to look ridiculous next to Clark! Is he four feet tall, too? Wtf? WHERE IS THE HOTNESS?!?!!?

[deeablo.livejournal.com]

Er, I think the hotness is Welling. But that's because I'm just a slave to The Pretty.

[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

Well, I am not saying he isn't hot. But you can't cast Ian in a guest role and then bring in a 4 year old, you know? There must be a lustability factor!

[deeablo.livejournal.com]

Yes, it's hard (ahem) to overcome (double ahem) the double-shot of Ian/Tom hotness. However, I think DOMOS--the producers of SV--liked the whole "Ryan" storyline and want to do that again. Because heaven forfend if they do anything original.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Yes, what you lot said. This isn't my Bart though! *sobs invsible tears of hate*