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obsessedmuch is writing again! And she's writing Sawyer/Jack! Soon, ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
ethrosdemon will come back too, and tomorrow, Pinky, we will take over the world! [insert evil cackling here]
2.nifra_idril wrote Jason fic (SV). The world, she is ending... just read this first.
Once upon a blue moon, I did recaps of SV. Obviously this was way back in season 1 and this happens no more. However, somebody asked me to do a one-time recap for last night's Lost, with a decidedly Boone & Hurley, everybody's GAY, slant. So.
Okay so we open up with Jack sitting on the beach, brooding, like Jack does when he's missing his little bottle of vodka. We pan to somebody flailing in the water in the distance. Somebody runs over, I think it's Kate (wow, she's got fucking great arms. Who says crime doesn't pay?) she says 'Jack, somebody's drowning!' No shit. He immediately jumps up, strips off his clothing (no, not all of it, sadly) and runs into the water because he used to be on Baywatch. Or something. He swims and swims and eventually reaches China! Or not. Anyhoo.
He gets out in the middle of the ocean and totally can't see anybody, and nobody else comes out to help him since out of 47 people only two can swim. What are the odds? Jack dives under water to find whoever's drowning and comes up with....
Boone.
Shocked the hell out of me.
Apparently Boone went out to save the drowning chick, but failed for whatever reason. Can't do CPR right, can't swim, dude, you're so not gonna be on Baywatch.
Jack and Boone argue over Jack leaving Boone to drown to go save the drowning chick. Jack chooses Boone. Boone sulks. OMG it's the gayest thing ever! (Did I mention that they were shirtless? And like, grappling with each other? This, children, is how you do subtle gayness. JJ is the man! All hail!)
The chick, Joanne extra-who-nobody-knew, drowns.
Jack broods. Kate watches him brood. Jack hallucinates. There's this whole sub-plot with there being no effing water on the island. We get v little of The Hurley & Charlie Show (TM), which makes me sad because that's really what they are, comedic relief. Just a lot of angst about the water.
Jack keeps hallucinating (apparently it's his dead father), Boone confronts him about making him look like the beta male he is. He says, 'hey man, I used to run a business!' Jack ain't impressed. Guess we know who's the sub in that relationship. Boone tries to start a fight, Jack ignores him to go follow his hallucination.
Boone sulks.
Jack goes into the forest.
Sawyer has interaction with Shannon. He's reading (He reads?!). He calls her Sticks. She wants to buy insect repellant. He says it'll cost her $5000. Capitalism at it's finest. He says he'll take a IOU. Okay, I officially like him now, damn.
Claire faints.
Everybody angsts because Jack is gone and nobody else has two brain cells to rub together. Also, there is no water since somebody stole the little reserve they had from the tent.
G.I. Joe Locke goes to find water...
Instead he finds Jack hanging off the side of a cliff, because Jack fell over the side while he was chasing his dad's hallucination. Locke pulls Jack to safety and they roll all over each other.
OMGtheirloveissogeriatricandwrong!
Locke plays Yoda to Jack's Luke. You are who you think you are, so if you think you are a leader, then you are a leader.
I so like Locke.
Flashbacks. Jack's parents were fucking horrible. Not as horrible as the Magnificent Bastard (or Lionel Luthor as he's also known), but they were a serious piece of work nevertheless. Damn.
Kate thinks that Sawyer stole the water because Sun managed to get water from him. Dude, Sun's husband? Such a chauvinistic git.
Kate and Sayid confront Sawyer. Dude, Lar's story was right?! He does have all the minibar shit! Sawyer calls Kate Freckles. He's got a nickname for everybody! There's Sawyer/Sayid tenshion. Oh, the OTP of Slashy Aggression (TM)strikes again.
Jack angsts. Claire's getting worse. Claire/Kate moment. Hmmm.
Claire/Charlie moment. Hmmm.
Jack finds a waterfall, so hurray! Water! On an island. A tropical island. With other life on it. Who knew?
Maybe the polar bears drank Coke or something.
(Please keep in mind my order here is prolly all jacked up, but this is a recap, not the show)
Claire's in the tent, Boone shows up with three bottles of water and tries to give them to her. Enter Charlie, stage left. He goes mental when he sees Boone hitting on his girl, I guess he didn't get the 'Jack is fucking Boone' memo.
Charlie accuses Boone of stealing the supply of water. Boone says it was a misunderstanding, he was going to give it back earlier but then everybody went all loco, so...
Charlie steps to Boone. Ooooh Fight! Fight! Everybody gathers around. It's like third grade!
Charlie rats Boone out to everybody, things get hectic, and then Jack comes back to savehis piece of ass the day! He tells everybody's about the waterfall, etc etc. Everything's groovy.
Except that one of the last scenes is Boone sitting by himself and Sawyer coming over. Sawyer says 'so how does it feel to be the most hated man in the camp now?'
Boone/Sawyer! Show me the money people!
Next week: More crazy stuff happens. Augustus does an Oz number on Sun’s chauvinistic pig of a husband with a machete. Whoa.
Note: For a full de-brief, check outcleolinda’s stuff: here
obsessedmuch is writing again! And she's writing Sawyer/Jack! Soon, ethrosdemon will come back too, and tomorrow, Pinky, we will take over the world! [insert evil cackling here]2.
nifra_idril wrote Jason fic (SV). The world, she is ending... just read this first. Once upon a blue moon, I did recaps of SV. Obviously this was way back in season 1 and this happens no more. However, somebody asked me to do a one-time recap for last night's Lost, with a decidedly Boone & Hurley, everybody's GAY, slant. So.
Okay so we open up with Jack sitting on the beach, brooding, like Jack does when he's missing his little bottle of vodka. We pan to somebody flailing in the water in the distance. Somebody runs over, I think it's Kate (wow, she's got fucking great arms. Who says crime doesn't pay?) she says 'Jack, somebody's drowning!' No shit. He immediately jumps up, strips off his clothing (no, not all of it, sadly) and runs into the water because he used to be on Baywatch. Or something. He swims and swims and eventually reaches China! Or not. Anyhoo.
He gets out in the middle of the ocean and totally can't see anybody, and nobody else comes out to help him since out of 47 people only two can swim. What are the odds? Jack dives under water to find whoever's drowning and comes up with....
Boone.
Shocked the hell out of me.
Apparently Boone went out to save the drowning chick, but failed for whatever reason. Can't do CPR right, can't swim, dude, you're so not gonna be on Baywatch.
Jack and Boone argue over Jack leaving Boone to drown to go save the drowning chick. Jack chooses Boone. Boone sulks. OMG it's the gayest thing ever! (Did I mention that they were shirtless? And like, grappling with each other? This, children, is how you do subtle gayness. JJ is the man! All hail!)
The chick, Joanne extra-who-nobody-knew, drowns.
Jack broods. Kate watches him brood. Jack hallucinates. There's this whole sub-plot with there being no effing water on the island. We get v little of The Hurley & Charlie Show (TM), which makes me sad because that's really what they are, comedic relief. Just a lot of angst about the water.
Jack keeps hallucinating (apparently it's his dead father), Boone confronts him about making him look like the beta male he is. He says, 'hey man, I used to run a business!' Jack ain't impressed. Guess we know who's the sub in that relationship. Boone tries to start a fight, Jack ignores him to go follow his hallucination.
Boone sulks.
Jack goes into the forest.
Sawyer has interaction with Shannon. He's reading (He reads?!). He calls her Sticks. She wants to buy insect repellant. He says it'll cost her $5000. Capitalism at it's finest. He says he'll take a IOU. Okay, I officially like him now, damn.
Claire faints.
Everybody angsts because Jack is gone and nobody else has two brain cells to rub together. Also, there is no water since somebody stole the little reserve they had from the tent.
G.I. Joe Locke goes to find water...
Instead he finds Jack hanging off the side of a cliff, because Jack fell over the side while he was chasing his dad's hallucination. Locke pulls Jack to safety and they roll all over each other.
OMGtheirloveissogeriatricandwrong!
Locke plays Yoda to Jack's Luke. You are who you think you are, so if you think you are a leader, then you are a leader.
I so like Locke.
Flashbacks. Jack's parents were fucking horrible. Not as horrible as the Magnificent Bastard (or Lionel Luthor as he's also known), but they were a serious piece of work nevertheless. Damn.
Kate thinks that Sawyer stole the water because Sun managed to get water from him. Dude, Sun's husband? Such a chauvinistic git.
Kate and Sayid confront Sawyer. Dude, Lar's story was right?! He does have all the minibar shit! Sawyer calls Kate Freckles. He's got a nickname for everybody! There's Sawyer/Sayid tenshion. Oh, the OTP of Slashy Aggression (TM)strikes again.
Jack angsts. Claire's getting worse. Claire/Kate moment. Hmmm.
Claire/Charlie moment. Hmmm.
Jack finds a waterfall, so hurray! Water! On an island. A tropical island. With other life on it. Who knew?
Maybe the polar bears drank Coke or something.
(Please keep in mind my order here is prolly all jacked up, but this is a recap, not the show)
Claire's in the tent, Boone shows up with three bottles of water and tries to give them to her. Enter Charlie, stage left. He goes mental when he sees Boone hitting on his girl, I guess he didn't get the 'Jack is fucking Boone' memo.
Charlie accuses Boone of stealing the supply of water. Boone says it was a misunderstanding, he was going to give it back earlier but then everybody went all loco, so...
Charlie steps to Boone. Ooooh Fight! Fight! Everybody gathers around. It's like third grade!
Charlie rats Boone out to everybody, things get hectic, and then Jack comes back to save
Except that one of the last scenes is Boone sitting by himself and Sawyer coming over. Sawyer says 'so how does it feel to be the most hated man in the camp now?'
Boone/Sawyer! Show me the money people!
Next week: More crazy stuff happens. Augustus does an Oz number on Sun’s chauvinistic pig of a husband with a machete. Whoa.
Note: For a full de-brief, check out
cleolinda’s stuff: here
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Date: 2004-10-21 09:56 am (UTC)Jack and Boone argue over Jack leaving Boone to drown to go save the other drowning chick. Jack chooses Boone. Boone sulks. OMG it's the gayest thing ever!
It really, really is.
Locke pulls Jack to safety and them roll all over each other. OMG theirloveissogeriatricandwrong!
Wow, I'm SO glad I wasn't the only one who went to that wrongbadew place.
Dude, Sun's husband? Such a chauvinistic git.
They should kill him and eat him. Except he'd probably be stringy. And okay, what part of Korea does he come from? The part that's stuck in the '30s or something?
Claire/Kate moment. Hmmm.
Again, thank God I'm not the only one.
Maybe the polar bears drank Coke or something.
BWAHAHAHA. You crack me up.
Enter Charlie, stage left. He goes mental when he sees Boone hitting on his girl, I guess he didn't the 'Jack is fucking Boone' memo.
Seriously, Charlie. Boone
is too pretty to be straightisn't hitting on your girl! Why would he go for pregnantTess Claire when he can have hotmansex with Jack?
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ficinabottle hopefully*Boone/Sawyer! Show me the money people!
Someone needs to write it. NOW. *eyes
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Date: 2004-10-21 09:57 am (UTC)*headdesk* They really need an "edit comments" feature.
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Date: 2004-10-21 03:56 pm (UTC)