How exactly does *that* work?

I have not been out in almost five days, I mean like out clubbing out, not like out out. Odd. Premiere season is kicking my ass. Caught Batman on VH1 last night and nearly broke something important with the gayness of it all. I mean this can’t possibly be for children – I know Kass adores Batnut, but heh. Dude, this particular episode had Liberace! And between Bruce and Dick and Liberace, that’s more gay than Pride.

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Overheard on the telly while looking for something in fridge: ’You must be a virgin, nobody this organized ever had time for sex. Is this why my apartment has been so neat recently? Shit.

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I’m supposed to write het (falls over foaming at the mouth) for ethrosdemon but she isn’t even HERE to appreciate it… and yet she still wants me to write it. That’s messed up ::pauses:: but I’m gonna do it anyway cos she asked.

( HP: Two for One: Everybody Wants Something (beware lest your eyes get burned out) )