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So... ::rubs hands together::

a. Theodore is back from holiday, and we've, uh, had some talks. There won't be two more sections of Thousandth Man, there will only be one.

b. Comm reccs of the day: oceanfic for your Ocean's 11 fic needs (there's some really great stuff here), aurgasm* for music and pimpicons** for well, icons WTF, can't you read?

c. nifra_idril proclaimed today Tell Someone You Heart Them Day and I was all, 'well, sheeet, are you lot feeling under-appreciated or summat?' Cos you know I think you're all fabulous, really. If you're feeling needy, drop me a comment and I will either profess my adoration or write you a wee drabbley thing. I think. Wait, this is how I wound up writing 45 drabbles two years ago. Uh, no. Okay, first twelve people get love or a drabble.

Good Omens 1, 2; Smallville 1; Greek Mythology 1; This Life 1; Lost 1; Harry Potter 1 (H/D); due South 1

d. So, why didn't anybody tell me about 24 before? Damn, talk about cracktastic. What's the Jack/Ronnie story?

e. Cookies for all the people who know what brilliant show tarar based my default icon on. I was going to write some HP porn, but now I don't know. Somebody needs to get laid. Jesus, I just thought about Crowley trying to explain to Aziraphale why lust is considered a sin and then Aziraphale was all 'you don't hear people screaming Satan when they orgasm, do you?'*** It was v funny in my head at any rate.


*ding ding, tarar, applyingmyself and qe2

**gacked from the lovely silverakira

***Not that Aziraphale had much experience with what humans shouted when they climaxed, but he'd been around for a long time and he'd read a few tawdry romance novels in his day. None of them by Barbara Cartland though.

Comments

[askmehow.livejournal.com]

Drabble? Please? *looks winning* Write the Good Omens thing, it's already making me giggle. Aziraphale, romance novels? Really? For shame, man!

[d-copper.livejournal.com]

I second that! (I hope that doesn't take up another drabble *crosses fingers*)

Good Omens

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Aziraphale shuffled his papers in annoyance. (1) 'You don't hear people crying out 'Oh, Satan!' when they orgasm, now do you?'

Behind his sunglasses, Crowley blinked. (2) 'Angel, I don't suppose you'd tell me, but I feel the need to ask anyway -- exactly how do you know what humans cry out when they come?'

'Come where?'

Crowley frowned. 'Don't be deliberately obtuse with me, it's not becoming.' (3)

'You're the one who said humans were coming somewhere,' Aziraphale pointed out.

Crowley frowned for a moment and then his lips slipped into a rather sly grin. It was the sort of grin that made elderly women cross the street and caused parents to keep their children home from school. 'If this is your way of trying to trick me into talking dirty to you -- all you had to do was ask. What exactly would you like for me to tell you about, sucking cock or what it feels like when --'

Aziraphale slapped a hand over Crowley's mouth. 'That's quite enough of that, thank you.'

'But I haven't even begun,' Crowley said although with his mouth covered over it sounded more like 'Bum, oh you have a large one.'

'I read about it somewhere, if you must know,' Aziraphale said, yanking his hand away when he felt a wet forked tongue licking his palm. 'I would never experience that myself, all that fluid and sweat seems quite unnatural and unclean.'

Crowley's omnipresent smirk reappeared. 'Only if it's done right. Care to give it a go?'


1. Angels didn't get annoyed. Or cross. On occasion they were known to get tetchy but this only generally occured when people wanted to touch their feathers.

2. Well, not so much blinked as did that strange eye thing that frogs and other amphibians do on occasion.

3. Not that Crowley found the angel becoming. Or that becoming. Unless he was about to become something else, but that's a story for another time.

Re: Good Omens

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

omg, you even did footnotes. rock.

Re: Good Omens

[d-copper.livejournal.com]

*brain melts* Crowley proposed!

Re: Good Omens

[green-queen.livejournal.com]

I. Love. Good. Omens. Slash.

*dead*