And the baby [livejournal.com profile] hackthis wept.

Dec. 1st, 2005 02:45 pm
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I cannot talk now, because I have to go sell my soul for this.* I have not coveted an object this much since season one Smallville, when Lex came roaring down the road in that silver Ferrari Modena. Of course everyone wants a Ferrari, but I want one more!

Jamie Bamber! Katee Sackhoff! Tahmoh Penikett!

I have to go lie down. No, that's wrong, I need to go call Ari. Also, I see you all are trying to thwart me on the Kenny Loggins mp3 of This is It, but I still want it and someone will give it to me. Right? If you give it to me I'll write you something, anything, but no Hermione.

Okay, offer closed!


*I hope it goes to a good home where someone will love it and squeeze it and call it George.

Date: 2005-12-01 11:15 pm (UTC)
ext_17391: (hey mom!)
From: [identity profile] onthehillside.livejournal.com
Kenny Loggins - This is It (http://s50.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=2LVG0ASTOEE691VBNNU4VWEK1X)

^What the fuck is that.

Date: 2005-12-01 11:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com
*dies*

What's what? The poker game? It's from the BSG series. Do you watch it? It's like the best show ever. It's so good I can't even write for it.

Date: 2005-12-01 11:28 pm (UTC)
ext_17391: (it's true)
From: [identity profile] onthehillside.livejournal.com
No, I was speaking of the Kenny Loggins song. I started it up and my roommate looked at me as if I'd grown antlers.

I have only watched a few episodes of BSG. I plan to dl more over Xmas break.

And I'd like some Neville fic, please.

Date: 2005-12-01 11:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com
Any specifics on the Neville fic? Time of year? Object of affection? Improvisation?

Date: 2005-12-01 11:40 pm (UTC)
ext_17391: (good)
From: [identity profile] onthehillside.livejournal.com
Spring. I was thinking Gen, but slash with any of the Slytherin boys [actually, scratch Draco] would be awesome.

My roommate would like you to use the words "run" and "purple". She is also keen on "Moose", but you can feel free to disregard her on that one.

Date: 2005-12-01 11:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com
I think I'll have to pass on the moose, but I think I can take care of the rest. Give me a few.

Date: 2005-12-01 11:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deeablo.livejournal.com
If you give it to me I'll write you something, anything, but no Hermione.

This Is It (http://s55.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=1WQUZIT1RCOV6172L3JMRECPNH)!

Wanna go back and time and give me a little Lindsey? Meeting up with early SV Lex, maybe?

Date: 2005-12-01 11:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com
First of all, Dee, you are the queen of music. I may be a princess, but you have EVERYTHING! Thank the Lords of Kobol. Now, let me think. I knew I should've said no SV too ;)


Date: 2005-12-01 11:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deeablo.livejournal.com
Yes, I have a frightening large '70s collection, mostly of the cheesy variety. You can always e-mail me and ask if I've got something.

And you don't HAVE to put Lex or anyone from SV in there. Hee.

Date: 2005-12-02 01:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ethrosdemon.livejournal.com
THIS IS THE WORST MUSIC ON THE PLANET YOU ARe BOTH FIRED AS MY FRIENDS.

*joins friends.com*

The City of Angels

Date: 2005-12-01 11:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com
What Lex likes the most about L.A. is the debauchery. It's hard to dislike a city where you can have drugs, sex, and sushi delivered to your hotel suite all before the bellboy has brought up your bags – and it's not as though the service at the Beverly Hills Hotel is slow. And yet, there are things that Los Angeles could stand to improve immensely. The roads are disaster of potholes and craters the size of small countries. And then there is the Los Angeles Police Department. Lex has never had a particularly healthy respect for law enforcement to start with, but this whole being stuck in the drunk tank is wrong. He's not drunk, he's high. They are two entirely different things, and Lex is going to tell the Desk Sargent that as soon as he stops exploring the roof of his mouth with his tongue.

"Luthor!" Lex doesn't even bother to look up when the police officer calls his name. His voice is flat and grating, and it makes Lex's eyeballs itch. He'll have his badge when he's sober anyway.

"Mr Luthor, I was sent to get you out of this – establishment." A pause. "If you'd just care to come with me." Lex looks up this time, there's an accent there, a soft one. Southern. Lex couldn't say from where, if it's not the East Coast or the West Coast or European he doesn't tend to be interested, at least not yet.

Lex's head is heavy on his shoulders, like a bowling ball, but when he does look up, it's all worth the effort. "Aren't you too pretty to be working for my father?" Lex asks saucily. "I thought he didn’t like dick."

The drugs have made Lex a little less candid than normal, and he rolls his eyes the policeman who slides open the barred door.

The pretty man in question just smirks. "I'm not here for your father, I'm here for you," he says handing Lex his business card.

Lex gives it a cursory glance. "Lindsey McDonald."

Lindsey nods. "At your service."

It's Lex's turn to smirk now. "Not yet, but soon, very soon."

Re: The City of Angels

Date: 2005-12-02 01:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ethrosdemon.livejournal.com
Zahra.

No words.

Except for these: old school high Lex.

*

OK, except I lied. WTF! I couldn't help myself.

*

On Lindsey’s way to the corner office, the loss and recovery of his hand, and a certain questionable relationship with the Savior of the World, he gets the shit jobs. Shit jobs could be filing cease and desist orders on the obviously pregnant ex-girlfriends of B-listers, grueling depositions with Succubi, or having to go to court with a client with an obvious tail. Lindsey always got the spoiled brat cases.

“Mr. Luthor, if you wouldn’t mind restraining yourself from vomiting on the floorboard of my car, that would be sunshine and kittens.” He buckles Lex’s seatbelt for him, having to lean across his sprawled body and twist around because Lex is being far from helpful. The belt clicks together just as Lex reaches up and brushes the backs three of his left fingers across Lindsey’s check, drawing them back and forth slowly. Lex’s pupils are black voids with tiny rims of blue when Lindsey sighs and smiles slow and long.

“I get paid for a lot, Mr. Luthor, but I have stooped to that yet.” Blood, entrails, beheaded chickens and Lilah Morgan Wolfram and Hart can pay Lindsey to cope with, but goddamned if he’s going to sell his ass along with his soul.

Lex’s laughter raises the hair on the backs of his arms and his stomach flip over a little bit. “Sometimes business relationships are the most…fruitful.” Lindsey slams the door and rounds the car. When he climbs in, Lex ads. “I didn’t offer to pay you. You should be more careful what cards you tip towards you opponent.”

Lindsey thinks he passes out then. He glances over. If that’s the Luthor boy’s level of functionality stoned, Lindsey wouldn’t want to see him sober and angry.

Re: The City of Angels

Date: 2005-12-02 04:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deeablo.livejournal.com
You both RULE! And old school high Lex needs to appear more often, don't you think?

Re: The City of Angels

Date: 2005-12-02 06:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] smonsterbite.livejournal.com
AWESOMENESS!

Lex and Lindsey, two great tastes that taste great together. Nicely done, both of you.

Lilah: Someone's going down.
Lindsey: If that's what it takes.

Re: The City of Angels

Date: 2005-12-02 08:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] luluminion.livejournal.com
God, Lex/Lindsey is my favorite thing EVER. It's like you have this favorite thing, and then the universe comes along and gives you a new favorite thing, and then they get pressed together into this thing of beauty and joy forever. *adores*

Date: 2005-12-01 11:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jonem.livejournal.com
I've just emailed it to you! Thank goodness for download programs.

*crosses fingers for luck*

Date: 2005-12-01 11:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jonem.livejournal.com
Oh bugger, beaten to it. Oh well. At least you know you can rely on us to fulfill your audio needs...

Date: 2005-12-01 11:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com
Nonsense, I think, one can never have too many versions of the same song! Also, I love that icon! I haven't seen it in ages!

Date: 2005-12-01 11:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jonem.livejournal.com
Hey, if you ever want to pinch it, feel free. I made it, and hereby bestow upon you the right to use it!

Date: 2005-12-01 11:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] plumtastic.livejournal.com
Dude, Tahmoh has the sexist sig ever.

Date: 2005-12-01 11:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com
He's just too sexy to be believed. It's not right!

Date: 2005-12-01 11:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kgoodbuddy.livejournal.com
Sorry I'm so slow---I've got the "Essential Kenny Loggins" (purchased in a moment of extreme nostalgia), and if there are any of the 35 cuts you want, I'll YSI them.

Date: 2005-12-01 11:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com
Ohhhhh. Okay, now I have do to amazon and see what's on it.

Date: 2005-12-02 01:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ethrosdemon.livejournal.com
I don't want a Ferrari, I want a smart car!

ARI NOW

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