And the baby hackthis wept.

[hackthis_archive]

I cannot talk now, because I have to go sell my soul for this.* I have not coveted an object this much since season one Smallville, when Lex came roaring down the road in that silver Ferrari Modena. Of course everyone wants a Ferrari, but I want one more!

Jamie Bamber! Katee Sackhoff! Tahmoh Penikett!

I have to go lie down. No, that's wrong, I need to go call Ari. Also, I see you all are trying to thwart me on the Kenny Loggins mp3 of This is It, but I still want it and someone will give it to me. Right? If you give it to me I'll write you something, anything, but no Hermione.

Okay, offer closed!


*I hope it goes to a good home where someone will love it and squeeze it and call it George.

Comments

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Any specifics on the Neville fic? Time of year? Object of affection? Improvisation?

[onthehillside.livejournal.com]

Spring. I was thinking Gen, but slash with any of the Slytherin boys [actually, scratch Draco] would be awesome.

My roommate would like you to use the words "run" and "purple". She is also keen on "Moose", but you can feel free to disregard her on that one.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I think I'll have to pass on the moose, but I think I can take care of the rest. Give me a few.