come out, come out, where ever you are...

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yes, i was away. no, i'm not away anymore. yes, i'm back; yes, the planets can realign themselves now. ;)

seriously y'all, it's fucking good to be back in LA. i had to go away and take care of some stuff, and there was other stuff involved, but you know, i always make the best of things... so i went into my first wal-mart this past week. it was fucking trippy. for those of y'all who are like what do you mean your *first* wal-mart, remember i'm a city girl. any store where you can buy shampoo and a machete at the same time is a novel concept to me. (yes, i did see some dude buying a machete).

i also went into the tractor supply store. why? cos i could! and cos i knew i'd never be near another one in my life - i thought they'd sell more john deere stuff. i want a john deere shirt to wear with my leather pants. i think that'd go down a scream at barfly.

in fandom related news, i am offically in love with the HP-verse. i mean i figure i have to be with all the ideas that were popping into my head at all those inopportune times. what's even more interesting is that harry is going to be my vehicle. i love draco, why is harry wanting all this attention?

still, harry and death and draco and pablo neruda ought to be interesting.

am i the only person who hears draco when she listens to garbage's '#1 crush'?

edited at 9:37am when i say LA, i do mean Los Angeles and not Lower Alabama as the bloke at the airport inquired.

Comments

[spasticat.livejournal.com]

Yay! Z's back! And wowah on the Wal-mart experience. Personally, it's a scary place I equate with right-to-lifers, shoddy American made products (tho I've heard not everything they sell is American...ha!) and retired folk who stand at the entrance and instantly make me feel like I'm going to steal something.

My parents live not to far from a John Deere dealer...next time I'm home I can peruse the ready-to-wear collections for you. And here I thought that having family out in the country had no benefits. Ha!

Have fun with Pablo Neruda! *g*

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omg. ali, i totally wish you had been there with me. i saw these, um, overall type wader thingys it was like overalls with boots built in. it was *so* weird. they sell *everything* there... except pate. and brie. why is that?

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they sell *everything* there... except pate. and brie. why is that?

I think it's because when one is out hunting, pushing through the swamp in one's overall waders and swinging the machete it's hard to spread pate on crackers without getting crumbs all over the place. This is probably why beef jerky is so popular. Convenient food with no crumbs!