Ah, inspiration.

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Sometimes I say to myself, "Self, what the *fuck* are you doing?" to which I then answer, "Why the fuck are you asking me?!"

Yes, it always sounds like a Lewis Black diatribe in my head. Other household favorites are:

+ Wow, I hate other people. Like a lot.

+ Stupid is as stupid does. Don't be stupid.

+ Well, if you didn't want the truth, why did you even ask me?

+ When I am queen, all you motherfuckers are going to die. Painfully. I will bring you back from the dead, just to kill you all over again. This thought makes me very happy.

+ A beta would've caught that you know.

+ WWAD? (What Would Ari Do)



So, what sort of inspiring things do you say to yourself?

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+ Someday you'll have a Ph.D and a university job and that bitch will stil be a convicted felon who isn't allowed to visit Australia.

+ I can't feed my dog if I'm in jail for murder.

+ When you've had as much training and experience in this area as I have, or, you know, ANY, then you can tell me how to do things. Until then. shut the fuck up and focus on *your* job.

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+ Someday you'll have a Ph.D and a university job and that bitch will stil be a convicted felon who isn't allowed to visit Australia.

*dies*