Ah, inspiration.

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Sometimes I say to myself, "Self, what the *fuck* are you doing?" to which I then answer, "Why the fuck are you asking me?!"

Yes, it always sounds like a Lewis Black diatribe in my head. Other household favorites are:

+ Wow, I hate other people. Like a lot.

+ Stupid is as stupid does. Don't be stupid.

+ Well, if you didn't want the truth, why did you even ask me?

+ When I am queen, all you motherfuckers are going to die. Painfully. I will bring you back from the dead, just to kill you all over again. This thought makes me very happy.

+ A beta would've caught that you know.

+ WWAD? (What Would Ari Do)



So, what sort of inspiring things do you say to yourself?

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I once had a long internal conversation with myself about how it was a bad idea to talk to myself.

Then the next time I tried it, I just said, "No, you're not allowed to talk to yourself. We've talked about this." Which confused me for several minutes, because I'm awesome like that.

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That's priceless. Seriously.