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hackthis_archiveI am taking an extended break at the moment. I do hope everyone is well, or at least treading water with a life jacket. I don't have much to say about anything at this point, because other people's asshattery only makes the baby Ari irritable, so I will just post the links and be done with it.
a) Brad Fitz has given notice to Six Apart, which really does say a lot. Thanks Larita.
b) I have been instructed to make an Insane Journal, so I did, under the same user name, but I'm not really that bothered.
c) Any video of Adrian spanking Milo wins best EVERYTHING in my book.![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
sparky77 watch this. antheia, ilu.
d) I continue to think Burn Notice is the best thing since grilled cheese with butter on the inside. Michael continues to be queerer than a three-dollar bill, and I now consider it canon that on his first date with Sark, Julian did the quick knife game (the one where you hold down someone's hand and stab between their splayed fingers with a knife) on Michael as foreplay.
e) I finally saw Harry Potter and The Order of the Phoenix the other day (I wasn't that bothered to be honest) and have to say that if the book had been as half as good as the movie I might not have burned it in irritation. Neville FTW. And, no, I don't have any Deathly Hallows thoughts that you couldn't suss out on your own.
f) I do hope that you'll stop over to![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
allvoodooanyway and leave some good thoughts and/or porn for the much beloved scribblinlenore.
a) Brad Fitz has given notice to Six Apart, which really does say a lot. Thanks Larita.
b) I have been instructed to make an Insane Journal, so I did, under the same user name, but I'm not really that bothered.
c) Any video of Adrian spanking Milo wins best EVERYTHING in my book.
sparky77 watch this. antheia, ilu.d) I continue to think Burn Notice is the best thing since grilled cheese with butter on the inside. Michael continues to be queerer than a three-dollar bill, and I now consider it canon that on his first date with Sark, Julian did the quick knife game (the one where you hold down someone's hand and stab between their splayed fingers with a knife) on Michael as foreplay.
e) I finally saw Harry Potter and The Order of the Phoenix the other day (I wasn't that bothered to be honest) and have to say that if the book had been as half as good as the movie I might not have burned it in irritation. Neville FTW. And, no, I don't have any Deathly Hallows thoughts that you couldn't suss out on your own.
f) I do hope that you'll stop over to
allvoodooanyway and leave some good thoughts and/or porn for the much beloved scribblinlenore.
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Re: Adrian Pasdar has a youtube account...
Date: 2007-08-13 09:20 pm (UTC)*is ded*
Re: Adrian Pasdar has a youtube account...
Date: 2007-08-14 02:46 pm (UTC)And on the subject of things that are awesome, I found an interview with the Lassie actor where he talked about how he played golf with Adrian Pasdar because they are friends from being on Judging Amy.
Re: Adrian Pasdar has a youtube account...
Date: 2007-08-14 03:10 pm (UTC)No. Stop that. Dude. DUDE.
Re: Adrian Pasdar has a youtube account...
Date: 2007-08-14 03:40 pm (UTC)They play golf and plot world domination by power of their awesomeness (the world domination part is implied, but evident by careful reading in between the lines).
Re: Adrian Pasdar has a youtube account...
Date: 2007-08-14 04:41 pm (UTC)Can you imagine if Lassiter met Peter? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Re: Adrian Pasdar has a youtube account...
Date: 2007-08-14 10:23 pm (UTC)"You know what would save the world? If people like you got real jobs and hair cuts. And for god's sake, stand up straight and enunciate if you ever want anyone to take you seriously."
Re: Adrian Pasdar has a youtube account...
Date: 2007-08-14 10:25 pm (UTC)you only have yourself to blame for this
Date: 2007-08-15 02:03 pm (UTC)(in no particular order)
"I know you're guilty of something, I'm just not sure what," Lassiter declared staring intently at the boy sitting in the chair in front of him.
He had to be criminal. For god's sake, they had found him completely disoriented wearing blood stained clothes and wandering around the docks.
Lassiter sourly took in the boy's dishelved appearance, ridiculous hair, and tired, smudged eyes. He was pretty sure at some point there had been eyeliner. He looked like the criminal type, one of those emos. Lassiter wasn't exactly sure what that meant, but he knew he didn't like them.
"From where I'm sitting, all he's guilty of is having hair to die for," Spencer said from where he was sitting at the corner of the table.
"Did you just make a pun?" Guster whispered from his seat next to Spencer.
"What?" Spencer whispered back.
"You know, 'hair' and 'die,' like hairdye," Guster whispered back.
"No puns. I'm just commenting on how impressively healthy his hair looks."
"It is very shiny," Gus agreed.
"And the way he has the bangs so artfully arranged. Not many people could pull that look off," Spencer continued.
Lassiter pulled his attention away from the criminal to glare at them.
"Sorry," Spencer said with a grin.
"Yeah, our bad," Guster added.
Lassiter rolled his eyes and tried to regain his focus.
"Do you at least have a name?" he demanded.
"I told you before, it's Peter," the criminal said from where he sat slouched in the chair. Bad hair, bad posture, clearly a disturbed mind.
"A last name," Lassiter snapped.
"No last name," the boy replied with a small smile.
"Well, Mr. No Last Name, you are in big trouble."
"I didn't do anything and you can't keep me here unless you charge me with a crime. My..."
"Your what?" Lassiter asked.
"Nothing," the criminal replied, but his had begun tapping his finger against the chair.
"Let me ask you this, just how exactly did you end up covered with blood. Who's blood is it?" Lassiter demanded.
"I told you before, it's my blood," the ciminal said with a sigh.
"Then where exactly are your injuries?"
"It's reallly complicated. Listen, I know you're not going to believe me, but there are other places I really have to be right now," The boy began to explain, but Lassiter interrupted him.
"I really don't care where you think you might have to be. I need to know..." Lassiter paused, concerned about the strange expression that had come over the boy's face.
Later, Lassiter will swear up and down that he only turned around for a second when he heard the loud noice of what sounded like several filing cabinets crashing behind him, but when he turned back around the boy was gone.
And though they immediately locked down the building, Lassiter had known at that moment that they would never find the boy because Spencer had been staring at the empty chair with a shocked expression on his face and had exclaimed, "That's impossible!" And then he had turned and looked at Lassiter with a pleading expression on his face and had said, "I mean really, really impossible. Like beyound Houdini impossible or that guy who made the Statute of Liberty disappear impossible."
Later, after several drinks, they would all come up with perfectly reasonable explanations for what had happened. No one would ever be able to dissuade Guster from his belief in secret government conspiracies. Lassiter would only cling vaguely to the idea of drugs, not offering anymore explanation, but the most disturbing part of it to Lassiter was that Spencer wouldn't theorize at all. He would only claim that what he saw was impossible and make them all promise to never mention it again.
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Date: 2007-08-15 04:01 pm (UTC)Re: you only have yourself to blame for this
Date: 2007-08-15 05:23 pm (UTC)Re: you only have yourself to blame for this
Date: 2007-08-16 03:35 pm (UTC)Re: you only have yourself to blame for this
Date: 2007-08-16 04:03 pm (UTC)Part II
Date: 2007-08-15 06:20 pm (UTC)"I did not! You have no proof," Guster protested wiping crumbs from the corner of his mouth.
"That's because you just wiped away the evidence. You stole my cookie!"
"I did no such thing," Guster replied.
"There's chocolate under your fingernail," Spencer pointed out from where he was sitting on a near by desk.
"Shawn! You're supposed to be on my side," Guster protested and then paused and added, "Hypothetically. If I needed a side. Which I don't because I did not steal this man's cookie."
"Well, hypothetically, if you needed someone on your hypothetical side, hypothetically, you should have given this hypothetical person half of your hypothetical cookie, hypothetically speaking," Spencer said, getting off the desk and moving closer to Lassiter.
"That's way too many hypotheticals," Guster protested.
"Hypothetically," Spencer replied and then looked at Lassiter for approval.
Lassiter nodded in agreement and Spencer smiled at him.
"I cannot believe this!" Guster protested.
"In fact I think I'm getting a vision! I see a jar. It's a little hazy, it might be jelly jar... no... wait maybe a jam jar... no... no... it's becoming clearer... it's a cookie jar and someone has stolen a cookie for it! And that someone is you, Gus!"
"Who me?"
"Yes, you!"
"We are not doing this, Shawn. And this stupid because there was no jar."
"How do you know there was no jar unless you were there to steal the cookie?" Lassiter asked.
"Exactly!" Spencer nodded.
"This is totally ridiculous. I don't know you anymore, Shawn, that you would accuse me in this manner."
"Well maybe I don't know the man who wouldn't share another man's cookie with me," Spencer replied.
"This from the man who never shared his ding-dongs with me. There are two ding-dongs in a package. Two, Shawn. And you would just shove them both in your mouth at the same time," Guster replied, starting to raise his voice.
"I was nine! At least I'm not a cookie thief!"
"I am not!"
"Are too!"
"Am not!"
"Hey... Hey!" Lassiter shouted grabbing hold of Spencer by the shirt as he moved to lunge at Guster.
They both turned and looked at Lassiter with curious eyes.
"I don't care who stole my cookie. I just want you both to go far away, please," Lassiter begged.
"Look what you did, Gus. He's mad now. You can't go taking another man's cookie like that," Spencer said, shaking his head sadly.
"Why does it sound so sordid when you say it. And I didn't do it!" Guster protested.
"Sordid? Who uses that word?" Spencer objected.
Lassiter closed his eyes.
"Lassie, are you okay?" Spencer asked, worried.
"If I can't see you, then you're not there," Lassiter replied grimly, eyes tightly shut.
"Oh Gus," Spencer said sadly as they started to walk away, "You broke him."
Part III
Date: 2007-08-15 08:06 pm (UTC)They were all sitting in a booth at alocal restaurant having lunch though Spencer and Guster were too busy glaring at a man a few tables away from them to pay attention to their food.
"Pretty please?" Spencer begged.
"No."
"With sugar on top?"
"No!"
"And a cherry?" Guster added.
"Well, if there's a cherry on top... then, of course," Lassiter said dryly.
"Really?" Spencer asked.
"No!"
"He may not have broken any laws, but his very existence is a crime against god and all of humankind," Spencer tried to explain.
"That's a true fact," Guster added in support.
"Just bring him into the station. We'll get a confession out of him," Spencer promised.
"A confession of what?" Lassiter asked.
"That he is, in fact, the spawn of Satan! I'm a psychic. I know these things."
"This is the last time I let you two sit at the big kids table," Lassiter sighed.
"Fine, but fifty years from now when all the world's cities are rubble and the rivers are running with blood and the poor remaining suffering souls are huddling together for warmth, all the poor souls will be thinking the same thing. Do you know what that is Lassie?" Spencer demanded.
"I'm sure I don't want to know, but you're going to tell me anyway," Lassiter said with a resigned sigh.
"Yes, I will. They will be thinking if only that foolish Detective Lassiter had taken the opportunity while he had it. He could have arrested the most evil thing ever to walk the earth, but he let the silly fact that he wasn't actually breaking any laws get in the way. They will mark this day on their calendar and weep at its anniversary. It will be know as the day Detective Lassiter could have saved the world by arresting Chad Michael Murray, but didn't because he's a big party pooper."
"Spencer..." Lassiter warned.
"Or possibly something shorter. That's really hard to say."
Re: Part III
Date: 2007-08-15 10:40 pm (UTC)ilu. REALLY. Please, Lassie for the good of all mankind, do this.
Re: Part III
Date: 2007-08-16 02:36 am (UTC)Re: Part III
Date: 2007-08-16 05:55 am (UTC)also? icon love for ari!
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Date: 2007-08-15 09:14 pm (UTC)Re: Part II
Date: 2007-08-15 10:04 pm (UTC)"That's because you just wiped away the evidence. You stole my cookie!"
This is the real appeal of Psych, isn't it? That they're 10 year-old kids in grown people's bodies, that's why everyone loves them, because everyone can relate. You are AWESOME. *mwah*
Re: Part II
From:Re: Part II
Date: 2007-09-14 08:42 am (UTC)Oh, dear god. I think I just laughed so hard I coughed up my liver.
I had no idea Spencer was such a libertine!
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Date: 2007-12-13 07:19 pm (UTC)Re: you only have yourself to blame for this
Date: 2007-08-15 07:02 pm (UTC)Re: you only have yourself to blame for this
Date: 2007-08-15 09:57 pm (UTC)In Lassie's defence I think this about people all the time. Just saying.
He looked like the criminal type, one of those emos. Lassiter wasn't exactly sure what that meant, but he knew he didn't like them.
Dear Lassie,
ilu.
Shawn.
Really.
Okay, the convo about Peter's hair between Shawn and Gus was made of win, because they are both totally right, Peter's hair is way too glossy and nice. Boys are supposed to have hair that nice. It messed up the karmic balance of the world!
Re: you only have yourself to blame for this
Date: 2007-08-16 04:23 pm (UTC)I tend to wonder if when they go home they actually sleep naked in a box. It makes keeping a straight face difficult.
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Date: 2007-08-16 12:36 am (UTC)