Lizard, err, Heroes Dissection 2.02
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hackthis_archiveYesterday, I wrote Neville/Theodore. The world is a brighter place now
I'm only doing another episode because, uh, prolly because I have Peter mood!wing-fic on the brain. Oh, snap. Did I say that out loud? It's for![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
sameoldhope; it's not even my fault. Blame skripka and kelly_girl for real. Oh, y'all thought I was joking when I brought the Crack back? Don't worry, Crack, them other girls don't know how to act. Did I just quote Timbertrick? Oh, they need to up my meds. A lot.
a) Naked Peter. Getting the snot beat out of him. *winces* I presume that high pitched noise that made my brain throb was the sound of a million fan girls spontaneously orgasming at the same time. That really high pitched one belonged toantheia I have no doubt. *eyes critically* He's still too lean. He needs to eat more meat. Bad Irish accent too. For shame. All the hot Irishmen in the world and we get this?
b) I love Mrs. Bennett. We do have colanders, Claire. She's such a mom.
c) Dude, they are living in that house on Kinko's-lite minimum wage? Oh really?
d) Wet!David Anders is not pretty. Sark would do it much better. Hiro does look like a fish. A goldfish.
e) Mohinder is Teh Cure? Can he cure small pox and bad hair days too? What about apartment hunting mojo? Can he break me off a piece of that?
Sidebar: Ben & Jerry's Americone Dream is the devil. Take my soul now.
f) Ooooh, so Maya's brother IS hot. And he's got dimples. What's his name again? Let's start shipping him!
g) Some chick is on her knees wiping blood from a naked Peter Petrelli. I can sense vast quantities of people breaking out the voodoo dolls now. And they're looking in the mirror together. Ah, thar be the shipper wars. Wait! I have to put on my Kevlar first, because, like Ricky says, "I predict a riot…"
Sidebar II: I heart Damian Lewis and think everyone should be watching Life, because I love red heads. With freckles. And hello, he was in Band of Brothers!
h) So. I'm thinking The Haitian/Mohinder. No, dammit, he has to have a name, I'm tired of this shit. NAME! NAME! NAME!
I) An 'inconsiderate fart'? Lame.
j) Oh, Peter's laying the smackdown. Emo Knight to the Rescue in Flannel! Tim, you're totally mix-n-matching your decades here. Emo is 00's, Flannel is 90's grunge. Wait, if y'all are gonna keeping making sex noises I need to put on those headphones the celebs give their kids at gigs so they don't go deaf and so I'm not put off sex forever.
k) Kon-El read the Suresh evolution book too? How did everybody get a copy of this? I couldn't find my copy at Borders. Does it just show up in the post one day marked: To the Person At this Address Who Has a Power, 123 Evolutionary Road, Darwinism, The World or something?
l) I'm digging the cinematography with Hiro's girlfriend, look at all the flower petals. How pretty. I love me some Asian cinematography.
m) Okay, so, no Mohinder/Haitian then. And give him a name, Tim, dammit! This is insulting at this point.
n) Oh. So Maya is the opposite of Chuck Norris' tears. Gotcha. That's a rough tack, kiddo. Oh, dude, Maya and Alejandro too? Wow, incest is the new black for Tim, isn't it?
o) She left the car unlocked? Where the fuck does she think this is? Poduck, Iowa (sorry if you're reading this in Iowa), but uh, on the coast, you only leave a car unlocked if you want it stolen or it's a drug mule. Also, Kon-El totally stole the car. Dammed if I know why, but I know he did.
p) The Kensei symbol is on the Petrelli law firm? And Mrs. P used to sleep with Hiro's Daddy? And she knows what Matt's doing. Get out of my head, ASSHOLE! I love you Mrs. P. A LOT.
q) NATHAN! This episode was going to be a big ass bust to me if there was no Nathan. Just saying. I bet that beard is softer than a baby's ass. I wanna pet the beard!
r) Oh, noes! Not, Mrs. P! I will be really bitter if anything bad happens to Mrs. P.
s) Okay, this Irish storyline sucks. Wait, a love letter? DAMMIT, TIM! You just can't stop with the Italian brotherly lurve can you? Peter, you just phased through fucking ropes, and kicked ass without even touching anybody, you think you couldn't just snatch that fucking box? You are real pretty, but not too bright, baby. Nathan, come save him from his own lack of common sense now. PLEASE?
t) Wow. Advanced gay domesticity no doubt.
u) Noah + Sam the Haitian = BFF!
I thought there was supposed to be Sylar this week? BOO! Also, why are they just teasing me with the Nathan time. More BOO! Also, dude, Mrs. P is having a tough year, poor Mrs. P. Go steal some more socks, maybe that'll make you feel better.It always makes me feel better If I did those things. My lawyer has advised me to shut up now.
I'm only doing another episode because, uh, prolly because I have Peter mood!wing-fic on the brain. Oh, snap. Did I say that out loud? It's for
sameoldhope; it's not even my fault. Blame skripka and kelly_girl for real. Oh, y'all thought I was joking when I brought the Crack back? Don't worry, Crack, them other girls don't know how to act. Did I just quote Timbertrick? Oh, they need to up my meds. A lot. a) Naked Peter. Getting the snot beat out of him. *winces* I presume that high pitched noise that made my brain throb was the sound of a million fan girls spontaneously orgasming at the same time. That really high pitched one belonged to
antheia I have no doubt. *eyes critically* He's still too lean. He needs to eat more meat. Bad Irish accent too. For shame. All the hot Irishmen in the world and we get this? b) I love Mrs. Bennett. We do have colanders, Claire. She's such a mom.
c) Dude, they are living in that house on Kinko's-lite minimum wage? Oh really?
d) Wet!David Anders is not pretty. Sark would do it much better. Hiro does look like a fish. A goldfish.
e) Mohinder is Teh Cure? Can he cure small pox and bad hair days too? What about apartment hunting mojo? Can he break me off a piece of that?
Sidebar: Ben & Jerry's Americone Dream is the devil. Take my soul now.
f) Ooooh, so Maya's brother IS hot. And he's got dimples. What's his name again? Let's start shipping him!
g) Some chick is on her knees wiping blood from a naked Peter Petrelli. I can sense vast quantities of people breaking out the voodoo dolls now. And they're looking in the mirror together. Ah, thar be the shipper wars. Wait! I have to put on my Kevlar first, because, like Ricky says, "I predict a riot…"
Sidebar II: I heart Damian Lewis and think everyone should be watching Life, because I love red heads. With freckles. And hello, he was in Band of Brothers!
h) So. I'm thinking The Haitian/Mohinder. No, dammit, he has to have a name, I'm tired of this shit. NAME! NAME! NAME!
I) An 'inconsiderate fart'? Lame.
j) Oh, Peter's laying the smackdown. Emo Knight to the Rescue in Flannel! Tim, you're totally mix-n-matching your decades here. Emo is 00's, Flannel is 90's grunge. Wait, if y'all are gonna keeping making sex noises I need to put on those headphones the celebs give their kids at gigs so they don't go deaf and so I'm not put off sex forever.
k) Kon-El read the Suresh evolution book too? How did everybody get a copy of this? I couldn't find my copy at Borders. Does it just show up in the post one day marked: To the Person At this Address Who Has a Power, 123 Evolutionary Road, Darwinism, The World or something?
l) I'm digging the cinematography with Hiro's girlfriend, look at all the flower petals. How pretty. I love me some Asian cinematography.
m) Okay, so, no Mohinder/Haitian then. And give him a name, Tim, dammit! This is insulting at this point.
n) Oh. So Maya is the opposite of Chuck Norris' tears. Gotcha. That's a rough tack, kiddo. Oh, dude, Maya and Alejandro too? Wow, incest is the new black for Tim, isn't it?
o) She left the car unlocked? Where the fuck does she think this is? Poduck, Iowa (sorry if you're reading this in Iowa), but uh, on the coast, you only leave a car unlocked if you want it stolen or it's a drug mule. Also, Kon-El totally stole the car. Dammed if I know why, but I know he did.
p) The Kensei symbol is on the Petrelli law firm? And Mrs. P used to sleep with Hiro's Daddy? And she knows what Matt's doing. Get out of my head, ASSHOLE! I love you Mrs. P. A LOT.
q) NATHAN! This episode was going to be a big ass bust to me if there was no Nathan. Just saying. I bet that beard is softer than a baby's ass. I wanna pet the beard!
r) Oh, noes! Not, Mrs. P! I will be really bitter if anything bad happens to Mrs. P.
s) Okay, this Irish storyline sucks. Wait, a love letter? DAMMIT, TIM! You just can't stop with the Italian brotherly lurve can you? Peter, you just phased through fucking ropes, and kicked ass without even touching anybody, you think you couldn't just snatch that fucking box? You are real pretty, but not too bright, baby. Nathan, come save him from his own lack of common sense now. PLEASE?
t) Wow. Advanced gay domesticity no doubt.
u) Noah + Sam the Haitian = BFF!
I thought there was supposed to be Sylar this week? BOO! Also, why are they just teasing me with the Nathan time. More BOO! Also, dude, Mrs. P is having a tough year, poor Mrs. P. Go steal some more socks, maybe that'll make you feel better.
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Date: 2007-10-02 03:02 pm (UTC)what gets me with this one is that right now, the only person EITHER of those two can be paired with is EACH OTHER, because apparently they can't be more than 500 yards away from each other or people DIE. Dude, I'd be looking for a cure, too. I mean, they're both hot, but they've got to be thinking "wow, I'd like a chance to have sex with someone not related to me someday!"
also, I really want Nathan to shave the muskrat off his face NOW.
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Date: 2007-10-02 04:27 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2007-10-02 05:08 pm (UTC)BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I see you have jokes.
Also, leave the beard alone. The beard is mourning and pining. The Beard is Emo. The beard began with the death of Peter's Emo hair, Nathan's carrying on the mantel until Peter comes home.