I seek advice.

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Dear wise flist:

I need to buy myself an external hardrive. Something in the neighborhood of 80GB. Who/what do you recommend and why? How much should I expect to depart with?

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On a scale of zero to so weird, how strange is it that I love watching The Bourne Identity and The Bourne Supremacy specifically for the fights in the apartments? I mean the fights themselves are chorographed beautifully, but mostly I just like looking at the apartments (especially the one in Paris). I can pretty much stop watching after I see the apartments.

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I wrote Chuck/Bryce yesterday, and it's happy, dammit. We Sure are Cute for Two Ugly People

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[sparky77.livejournal.com]

The Paris apartment is awesome. I tend to really enjoy the Bourne movies while watching them and then not to be able to remember anything about them afterwards, but I have a very clear memory of that apartment and of thinking that I've never really wanted to live in Paris, but that if I could have that apartment, I'd live there forever.

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but that if I could have that apartment, I'd live there forever.

WORD! Also, George is off being awesome again.

George Clooney’s rep says that he’s “not at liberty” to say why the actor has yet to make a statement about his Oscar nomination. Some believe Clooney hasn’t spoken up because he’s involved in a top-secret effort to broker a deal between the producers and striking writers. George’s handlers say all will be revealed in time.

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

Oh my god! He really is a super secret spy agent man. I love him so much. I bet Michael Weston is helping him out.

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That 'not at liberty' line has Michael written all over it.

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I bet George has trouble with the concept being super secret about things and Michael has to explain as patiently has he can that being secretive about things means that George cannot call Brad to tell him about more awesome George is than he is, no matter how vague he thinks he's being about the reason why. And then Michael would threaten to duct tape his mouth if he didn't behave and George would wonder how that was supposed to be discourage him.

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I think the first time Michael takes away George's phone to stop him calling Brad, George thinks it's a game. A kinky sex game. He presumes Michael's hiding it on his person instead of in, like, the freezer. So Michael's in the kitching looking at AMTMP agreements and George comes in and like shoves his hand down Michael's pants and Michael's like, I have no idea what you think you're doing, but your hands are cold so knock it off.

"I was looking for my cell phone."

"And you thought it was down my pants."

"You mean this isn't a sex game?"

"No, this a Ari-sanctioned, Brad freeze-out."

"With no sex?"

"You seem hung up on this sex thing, are you not getting laid enough, George?"

"Not by you."

"I'm the hired help."

"I know, it's really cliche isn't it?" *pause* "That's okay! Hollywood is all about cliches!"

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

Oh George. I love that Michael's primary issue is that George has cold hands.

"You do realize that I know about seventeen ways to kill you if you don't remove your hand from my pants right now."

"You know how hot that is, right?"

"You are deeply disturbed man, you know that, right?"

"You're just saying that because you want to get me in bed."

"Maybe."

"What would you do if I replace my hand with my mouth?"

"Is your mouth cold?"

"No."

"Then you'll just have to find out, won't you?"