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hackthis_archiveI used to be able to drink bottles of champagne and not feel a thing, now I have, like, just ONE THREE glasses and it's all 'woe! hangover.' That's bullshit. You know what's not bullshit though?
a) SOUTHLAND. It would seem there are a lot more of you watching it than I thought there were. That's nice. Embrace the Cooper!
b) Mother's Day. Happy Mother's Day to all the awesome moms out there, because moms are truly the cornerstones of everything awesome in the world. I mean, they pushed your ass out, didn't they? Man, if moms ever decided to take over, everything would get sorted out with a glare and a 'don't make me tell you twice.'
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a) BRING ME THE SPOCK/UHURA RIGHT NOW. I WANTS IT AND I WANTS IT ALL. I probably won't be writing it, but I desperately want to read it. I did not see that one coming and was promptly like, 'wot, now?' when she was like 'This is bullshit, put me on the Enterprise' but then when he was all upset about his mom and she went after him? GAHHHHHH! SOLD THAT FUCKER LIKE THEIR LIVES DEPENDED ON IT. Het with smart, hot people. I am all about. Bring it to me now.
b) Chris Pine. I knew watching you in all those crap movies I will totally not admit to watching was worth it. For real. I'd hit that so hard you'd have to refurnish your house.
c) John motherfucking Cho. Everybody else was awesome. I am all about the McCoy/Kirk or even the McCoy/Spock FYI, but nobody made me as happy as John motherfucking Cho. Did you take off the parking break? HE HAD A GODDAMN SWORD! Somebody PLEASE make me icons with Sulu and his sword. It's a fucking SWORD!. How badass is that? Asians represent! (Yes, we PoC's gotta stick together).
d) Who knew that 'Live Long and Prosper' could also be interpreted as 'Fuck you!' That was... Zachary Fucking Quinto, you sold that shit so hard I'd buy a house from you right now.
e) Anton Yelchin, you are so adorable. I think you're pulling a Ben McKenzie and getting younger as you get older. Wicter! Wicter!
f) Karl Urban, I did not see your awesome coming, but when you were all 'we got divorced, she got the planet' my mouth fell open a little at the wicked delivery. So, um, was Bones rich in a past life? No, the wife was. I am curious how that meeting at the lawyer's went. "She gets the planet, you get... 5 minutes to leave the planet."
g) This movie was way way funnier than I ever thought it would be, and for that, JJ Abrams, you get props. I know I've talked shit about your overhypedness in the past, but you know, today I feel like it might not all be smoke up my ass.
h) BRING ME YOUR SPOCK/UHURA RIGHT THE FUCK NOW. PLZ.
In conclusion: John Cho. Where is the community for fic based on the movie? I must haz it NOW.
ETA: Sorry about that cut-tag fuck up, hangovers make me a bit challenged.
a) SOUTHLAND. It would seem there are a lot more of you watching it than I thought there were. That's nice. Embrace the Cooper!
b) Mother's Day. Happy Mother's Day to all the awesome moms out there, because moms are truly the cornerstones of everything awesome in the world. I mean, they pushed your ass out, didn't they? Man, if moms ever decided to take over, everything would get sorted out with a glare and a 'don't make me tell you twice.'
c)
a) BRING ME THE SPOCK/UHURA RIGHT NOW. I WANTS IT AND I WANTS IT ALL. I probably won't be writing it, but I desperately want to read it. I did not see that one coming and was promptly like, 'wot, now?' when she was like 'This is bullshit, put me on the Enterprise' but then when he was all upset about his mom and she went after him? GAHHHHHH! SOLD THAT FUCKER LIKE THEIR LIVES DEPENDED ON IT. Het with smart, hot people. I am all about. Bring it to me now.
b) Chris Pine. I knew watching you in all those crap movies I will totally not admit to watching was worth it. For real. I'd hit that so hard you'd have to refurnish your house.
c) John motherfucking Cho. Everybody else was awesome. I am all about the McCoy/Kirk or even the McCoy/Spock FYI, but nobody made me as happy as John motherfucking Cho. Did you take off the parking break? HE HAD A GODDAMN SWORD! Somebody PLEASE make me icons with Sulu and his sword. It's a fucking SWORD!. How badass is that? Asians represent! (Yes, we PoC's gotta stick together).
d) Who knew that 'Live Long and Prosper' could also be interpreted as 'Fuck you!' That was... Zachary Fucking Quinto, you sold that shit so hard I'd buy a house from you right now.
e) Anton Yelchin, you are so adorable. I think you're pulling a Ben McKenzie and getting younger as you get older. Wicter! Wicter!
f) Karl Urban, I did not see your awesome coming, but when you were all 'we got divorced, she got the planet' my mouth fell open a little at the wicked delivery. So, um, was Bones rich in a past life? No, the wife was. I am curious how that meeting at the lawyer's went. "She gets the planet, you get... 5 minutes to leave the planet."
g) This movie was way way funnier than I ever thought it would be, and for that, JJ Abrams, you get props. I know I've talked shit about your overhypedness in the past, but you know, today I feel like it might not all be smoke up my ass.
h) BRING ME YOUR SPOCK/UHURA RIGHT THE FUCK NOW. PLZ.
In conclusion: John Cho. Where is the community for fic based on the movie? I must haz it NOW.
ETA: Sorry about that cut-tag fuck up, hangovers make me a bit challenged.
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Date: 2009-05-10 04:49 pm (UTC)Quinto had me in his pocket the moment he made "Live long and prosper" sound like "F— off and die in a fire."
Suuuuluuuuuuu! With his mad piloting skillz and badass folding blade!
I had never heard of this Chris Pine character before, but I approve of his Kirk.
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Date: 2009-05-10 06:11 pm (UTC)I'm saying!! I went from "what?" to YISPLZMORE
I had no idea you could make 'live long and prosper' sound like insulting somebody's lineage, and he just -- he was SO Spock I was like wow.
John Cho had a motherfucking SWORD.
Chris Pine made a bunch of really really bad movies where he was adorable, that's all you need to know.
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Date: 2009-05-10 05:18 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-05-10 06:11 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-05-10 05:18 pm (UTC)And Spock's 'F-You' to the Vulcan Science Academy? AWESOME.
Spock/Uhura, Kirk/Spock/Uhura (which I am writing), etc, etc. I have a LIST of stuff to to work on.
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Date: 2009-05-10 06:12 pm (UTC)And Spock's 'F-You' to the Vulcan Science Academy? AWESOME.
After he said that I was like "....!!!!!!!" I mean wow.
I am looking forward to all this fic. Yes. BRING IT.
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Date: 2009-05-10 05:29 pm (UTC)b) Uh-huh. Me, too.
f) Loved him, too.
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Date: 2009-05-10 06:13 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2009-05-10 05:32 pm (UTC)I like Uhura more than Christine Chapel any time!
BTW, LJ spellcheck recognizes "Kirk" and "Spock", but not "Uhura". O.o
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Date: 2009-05-10 06:15 pm (UTC)I was never a ST fan girl, even though I enjoyed TNG, but with this movie... yeah, I'm not all Spock/Kirk, but only because I am overcome with the Spock/Uhura... however, I suspect that some truly spectacular Spock/Uhura/Kirk might bring me over to the Spock/Kirk side. I would not mind some Bones/Kirk though. I think that would be insanely funny.
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Date: 2009-05-10 05:59 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-05-10 06:15 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-05-10 06:37 pm (UTC)Also, Sulu and his sword and Uhura and her awesome and McCoy and his oh holy shit totally sold me on everything and so forth, yes.
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Date: 2009-05-10 08:00 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-05-10 10:42 pm (UTC)I already knew Chris Pine was hot though.
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Date: 2009-05-10 08:21 pm (UTC)http://community.livejournal.com/newtrekslash/
http://community.livejournal.com/startrekfic/
http://community.livejournal.com/st_reboot/
http://community.livejournal.com/startrek2009/
http://community.livejournal.com/trekfics/
also, I never heard or saw this chris pine guy before, but he is cute!
of course, nobody beat spock ♥♥♥♥♥
except sulu with SWORD!!!
and I want Spock/Uhura/Kirk :D
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Date: 2009-05-10 10:43 pm (UTC)Also, t'anks.
JOHN CHO WITH A SWORD BITCHES!!
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Date: 2009-05-10 08:31 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-05-10 10:43 pm (UTC)That was about a billion times more awesome than I ever thought it would be.
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Date: 2009-05-10 09:01 pm (UTC)Which is my long way of saying, I think I ship about 15 various parings.
John Cho was awesome in so many ways. As was his sword.
The only problem I had was that I kept looking for Kal Penn to make a cameo. You can't break up Harold & Kumar. It's like breaking up Affleck and Damon. sure it happens, but you are always hoping the other will show up.
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Date: 2009-05-10 10:44 pm (UTC)WORD.
JOHN CHO HAD A SWORD!!
(Stuck on repeat, what?)
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Date: 2009-05-10 09:19 pm (UTC)Also, how awesome was it that they pulled a bait-and-switch with Uhura? Just when you think they're going the "Uptight girl learns to have fun thanks to frat boy" route they pull the rug out from under you, and she turns out to just be Mature and Discreet, and Actually Has Taste In Men.
Chekov
Sulu!!
Spock!!
In conclusion: way better than I thought it was going to be.
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Date: 2009-05-10 10:45 pm (UTC)Did he now? Tell me more.
And they totally hit me out of left field with the Uhura thing, and then to see them together. Him all reserved and her all hot and in charge? I mean DOG.
In conclusion: way better than I thought it was going to be.
My sentiments times infinity.
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Date: 2009-05-10 09:57 pm (UTC)I seriously thought the same thing when Cho totally kicked ass as Sulu with a sword!
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Date: 2009-05-10 10:45 pm (UTC)From out of NOWHERE
Date: 2009-05-10 09:59 pm (UTC)Also, Bones was made of win, and I loved, loved, LOVED when John Cho said that his fight combat training and then PULLED OUT a FUCKING SWORD!! \0/ Icon is needed!
And what's also needed is another viewing of this movie and more Spock/Uhura fics now. Off to search them out.
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Date: 2009-05-10 10:46 pm (UTC)What kind of training?
Fencing.
.... FENCING?!
Fencing is with an epee. That was a motherfucking SWORD!!
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Date: 2009-05-10 10:25 pm (UTC)Exactly! <3
(Also, hope you don't mind I friended you. I find your posts incredibly entertaining and I love your Sotuhland fic, so I didn't want to miss any :)
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Date: 2009-05-10 10:47 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2009-05-10 10:42 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-05-10 11:07 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-05-10 10:49 pm (UTC)Happy reading :)d
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Date: 2009-05-10 11:07 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-05-11 12:12 am (UTC)I'm excited for the love they're getting, anyway. Yay!
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Date: 2009-05-11 11:30 am (UTC)Um, also...
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Date: 2009-05-11 12:17 pm (UTC)