hackthis_archive | I heard there was this movie that fans were raving about.

I used to be able to drink bottles of champagne and not feel a thing, now I have, like, just ~~ONE~~ THREE glasses and it's all 'woe! hangover.' That's bullshit. You know what's not bullshit though?

a) SOUTHLAND. It would seem there are a lot more of you watching it than I thought there were. That's nice. Embrace the Cooper!

b) Mother's Day. Happy Mother's Day to all the awesome moms out there, because moms are truly the cornerstones of everything awesome in the world. I mean, they pushed your ass out, didn't they? Man, if moms ever decided to take over, everything would get sorted out with a glare and a 'don't make me tell you twice.'

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a) BRING ME THE SPOCK/UHURA RIGHT NOW. I WANTS IT AND I WANTS IT ALL. I probably won't be writing it, but I desperately want to read it. I did not see that one coming and was promptly like, 'wot, now?' when she was like 'This is bullshit, put me on the Enterprise' but then when he was all upset about his mom and she went after him? GAHHHHHH! SOLD THAT FUCKER LIKE THEIR LIVES DEPENDED ON IT. Het with smart, hot people. I am all about. Bring it to me now.

b) Chris Pine. I knew watching you in all those crap movies I will totally not admit to watching was worth it. For real. I'd hit that so hard you'd have to refurnish your house.

c) John motherfucking Cho. Everybody else was awesome. I am all about the McCoy/Kirk or even the McCoy/Spock FYI, but nobody made me as happy as John motherfucking Cho. Did you take off the parking break? HE HAD A GODDAMN SWORD! Somebody PLEASE make me icons with Sulu and his sword. It's a fucking SWORD!. How badass is that? Asians represent! (Yes, we PoC's gotta stick together).

d) Who knew that 'Live Long and Prosper' could also be interpreted as 'Fuck you!' That was... Zachary Fucking Quinto, you sold that shit so hard I'd buy a house from you right now.

e) Anton Yelchin, you are so adorable. I think you're pulling a Ben McKenzie and getting younger as you get older. Wicter! Wicter!

f) Karl Urban, I did not see your awesome coming, but when you were all 'we got divorced, she got the planet' my mouth fell open a little at the wicked delivery. So, um, was Bones rich in a past life? No, the wife was. I am curious how that meeting at the lawyer's went. "She gets the planet, you get... 5 minutes to leave the planet."

g) This movie was way way funnier than I ever thought it would be, and for that, JJ Abrams, you get props. I know I've talked shit about your overhypedness in the past, but you know, today I feel like it might not all be smoke up my ass.

h) BRING ME YOUR SPOCK/UHURA RIGHT THE FUCK NOW. PLZ.

In conclusion: John Cho. Where is the community for fic based on the movie? I must haz it NOW.

ETA: Sorry about that cut-tag fuck up, hangovers make me a bit challenged.