This is what you spend twenty grand on.
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hackthis_archiveGeorge. Jon. Steven (but sadly not Stephen). Chris Motherfucking Rock. I am having the life from hell right now, but for two minutes this made me forget all about that.
God, if Eames could get Chris Rock to call Arthur and ask Arthur out for him...
"Hello."
"Is this Arthur?"
"No."
"Stop lying, I know this is Arthur cause I got your man here saying it's you."
"My... what?"
"Look, all I'm saying is that I've got your boy Eames here and really he's a good lookin' man, for a white boy. Why are you trippin'?"
"Why am I what?"
"I just got paid twenty thousand dollars to call you up and try and get in your pants on behalf of English Muffin here. Actually, you know what? The dollar is kinda weak right now, can I get that in Euros?"
"Who the hell is this?"
"Don't worry about who the hell this is. Stay on the topic. I heard you were all about specificity. And what I'm trying to say is that your boy Eames is trying to get with you. He wants to take you home to Mom. Wants to cook you dinner and kiss your feet. This motherfucker wants to make you coffee and deal with your morning breath -- you know anybody else willing to do that?"
"I didn't--"
"Shut up, you Jude Law wannabe, I'm earning money for charity here -- Now, Arthur, Arthur, your boy, he wants to engage in mutually beneficial oral sex with you, why are you cock-blocking? Have you seen his mouth. I'd totally let him suck my cock."
"Whoever this is, I am going to track you down, you know this right?"
"What's that? Time's run out on the pay phone. Oh, yeah, look I gotta go. I'm just saying. You and Eames, fucking in the bushes, think about it."
You know, Chris Rock is pretty fucking close to Ari terrain. Interesting that.
God, if Eames could get Chris Rock to call Arthur and ask Arthur out for him...
"Hello."
"Is this Arthur?"
"No."
"Stop lying, I know this is Arthur cause I got your man here saying it's you."
"My... what?"
"Look, all I'm saying is that I've got your boy Eames here and really he's a good lookin' man, for a white boy. Why are you trippin'?"
"Why am I what?"
"I just got paid twenty thousand dollars to call you up and try and get in your pants on behalf of English Muffin here. Actually, you know what? The dollar is kinda weak right now, can I get that in Euros?"
"Who the hell is this?"
"Don't worry about who the hell this is. Stay on the topic. I heard you were all about specificity. And what I'm trying to say is that your boy Eames is trying to get with you. He wants to take you home to Mom. Wants to cook you dinner and kiss your feet. This motherfucker wants to make you coffee and deal with your morning breath -- you know anybody else willing to do that?"
"I didn't--"
"Shut up, you Jude Law wannabe, I'm earning money for charity here -- Now, Arthur, Arthur, your boy, he wants to engage in mutually beneficial oral sex with you, why are you cock-blocking? Have you seen his mouth. I'd totally let him suck my cock."
"Whoever this is, I am going to track you down, you know this right?"
"What's that? Time's run out on the pay phone. Oh, yeah, look I gotta go. I'm just saying. You and Eames, fucking in the bushes, think about it."
You know, Chris Rock is pretty fucking close to Ari terrain. Interesting that.
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Date: 2010-10-25 01:06 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-10-25 01:08 am (UTC)AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Dude, if I had $20,000, it would be yours for this. Awesome!
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Date: 2010-10-25 01:29 am (UTC)&hearts
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Date: 2010-10-25 01:31 am (UTC)lolololols amazing.
This motherfucker wants to make you coffee and deal with your morning breath -- you know anybody else willing to do that?
so great.
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Date: 2010-10-25 01:32 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2010-10-25 02:16 am (UTC)*giggles* Arthur absolutely would.
Actually, this is more like Chris Rock and Ari asking Arthur out for Eames...
That is one hell of a mental image. Hee.
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Date: 2010-10-25 02:19 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-10-25 02:21 am (UTC)I want the sequel to this. That is what I want.
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Date: 2010-10-25 02:27 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-10-25 03:10 am (UTC)<3 <3 <3
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Date: 2010-10-25 03:20 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-10-25 03:50 am (UTC)*dies and is dead*
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Date: 2010-10-25 03:51 am (UTC)STOP DOING THIS TO MY BRAIN.
Also I love you and wish many rainbows and sunshine and gay love upon your wonderful, wonderful face.
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Date: 2010-10-25 04:31 am (UTC)Seriously, I'm dying from the lulz here. XD
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Date: 2010-10-25 04:42 am (UTC)(It feels good to actually be able to read all your Inception-related entries without peering through my fingers now!)
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Date: 2010-10-25 05:05 am (UTC)And I hope the week ahead is much better for you! :)
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Date: 2010-10-25 09:40 am (UTC)All pun intendedI want this phone call to happen!no subject
Date: 2010-10-25 10:04 am (UTC)However, I have to add how much I loved your version of Chris Rock asking out Arthur for Eames. XD I laughed so hard.
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Date: 2010-10-25 10:35 am (UTC)Where did that come from? Arthur would surely track Chris Rock down and make him regret taking that twenty grand (charity notwithstanding).
Awesome!
♥♥♥
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Date: 2010-10-25 10:43 am (UTC)OMG my brain ...
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Date: 2010-10-25 11:02 am (UTC)(Someone please, please, write that fic. XD )
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Date: 2010-10-26 02:07 pm (UTC)BWAHAHAAAAAA!
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Date: 2010-10-26 04:07 pm (UTC)...English Muffin...ROFL
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Date: 2010-10-27 01:27 am (UTC)"You and Eames, fucking in the bushes, think about"
LOL~~~
GOSH, I LOVE YOU SOOOO SOOO MUCH.
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