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hackthis_archiveKassie and Lar are teaming up again. Nobody is safe.
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bonibaru listed me as an interest. You really know how to crack me up.
For you, and the 100 Word Challenge HP/Veela-style. (Note: All original props todammitcarl)
Harry Potter
Argyle
Harry realised it was serious when Draco packed his dressing gown.
“It won’t happen again?” he offered.
“Yet more empty promises, Potter?”
“Would ‘sorry’ help at all?”
“You wore argyle socks with striped trousers.”
“My homosexuality didn’t come with wardrobe instructions. That’s no reason to leave me.”
“Do you agree to burn them?”
“You’re taking the piss.”
Draco shrank his slippers. The fuzzy ones.
“Yes, I’ll burn them,” Harry amended hastily.
“And Avada Kedavra the ashes?”
“Draco.”
Arched eyebrow. Correction: an elegant arched eyebrow.
“Yes, fucking hell, yes.”
“Good.”
“Can we have the make-up shag now?”
“Remove the socks first.”
Also,
bonibaru listed me as an interest. You really know how to crack me up. For you, and the 100 Word Challenge HP/Veela-style. (Note: All original props to
dammitcarl)Harry Potter
Argyle
Harry realised it was serious when Draco packed his dressing gown.
“It won’t happen again?” he offered.
“Yet more empty promises, Potter?”
“Would ‘sorry’ help at all?”
“You wore argyle socks with striped trousers.”
“My homosexuality didn’t come with wardrobe instructions. That’s no reason to leave me.”
“Do you agree to burn them?”
“You’re taking the piss.”
Draco shrank his slippers. The fuzzy ones.
“Yes, I’ll burn them,” Harry amended hastily.
“And Avada Kedavra the ashes?”
“Draco.”
Arched eyebrow. Correction: an elegant arched eyebrow.
“Yes, fucking hell, yes.”
“Good.”
“Can we have the make-up shag now?”
“Remove the socks first.”
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Date: 2003-03-07 02:31 pm (UTC)*snort*
Date: 2003-03-07 02:39 pm (UTC)Oh the mental images I'm having.
Thanks for the mid afternoon giggle.
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Date: 2003-03-07 02:55 pm (UTC)and in big, happy, fuzzy woolen socks.
wearing bunny ears.
wah, having flashes of shuiichi from `gravitation'. omg~! hee. i can smell a fic where harry wears a puppy suit (while fighting dark wizards-- see, it's a disguise) already.
or not ><
but! cute! wah! :D
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Date: 2003-03-07 03:25 pm (UTC)AHAHAHAHAHAHA!! *rolls* I have gotten my humor fix for the day. Thank you. :D
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Date: 2003-03-07 03:47 pm (UTC)no subject
*is overwhelmed by cuteness*
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Date: 2003-03-08 06:53 am (UTC)“You wore argyle socks with striped trousers.”
“My homosexuality didn’t come with wardrobe instructions. That’s no reason to leave me.”
“Do you agree to burn them?”
“You’re taking the piss.”
Draco shrank his slippers. The fuzzy ones.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Theirloveisjustsodysfunctionalandgay!
This is great. Just wonderful. How do you write something this cool in 100 words? *bows to your greatness*
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Date: 2003-03-08 10:37 am (UTC)::looks at own socks::
Draco would not love me, no sirree. But then I'm not Harry, so, meh.
[ahem]
Your drabble, she is fantastique, and tricksy at the beginning.
::pimps::
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I'll be giggling all day thinking of Draco shrinking fuzzy slippers and demanding that Harry take off his socks. Thank you!
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Date: 2003-03-10 02:53 pm (UTC)