Diagnosis Unknown

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I’ve been trying to figure out what the fuck ails me, apart from various medical things, and the answer seems to be that I’m in a rut. All sorts of things I never thought I’d do, I’ve done:

Multi-fandom - AtS, SV, HP, Everwood, LOTRips
RPS – see LOTRips
Blatant Drug Usage – See ‘When I Was Born for the Seventh Time’
Murder/Killing of Major Characters – See ‘Year of the Dragon’ and pretty much every HP story
Incest – Lex/Lucas, yes please.
Crossover – SV/Batman
Het – Yes, I really did write some Chloe/Clark back in the day, never said it was happy
Mary-Sue (ish) – I wrote a wee bit for Hope’s progeny yesterday.
I even write happy shit on occasion.

I’m seeking a new thrill. So far I’ve heard Evil!Clark, which simply doesn’t interest me – meglomania rarely does – or President!Lex which sadly doesn’t interest me either. Draco and Lucas have also been dangled, but I’m just not feeling it.

Angles? Suggestions? Bribery? Help?

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Random ideas:

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-"Smallville: The Musical"
-HP/SV: "Harry Potter and the Alien Baby"
-good!fairy!Lex
-LOTR angst!smut. In limericks.
-"The Prime of Miss Virginia Weasley"
-evil!Everyone (any fandom)
-dead!Everyone
-Faith, the Vampire. In iambic pentameter. And possibly sonnet form.
-go through your friends list, take the first word/verb/noun/whatever of every post, write something where each paragraph starts/ends/contains/whatever a different one of those words.
-write something in one fandom constructed entirely out of pieces of things you've written in other fandoms (with the possible exceptions of names)
-write entirely from the point-of-view of animals (eg, horses in LOTR, owls in HP, cows in SV...)