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Generation Kill
Brad/Nate, OFC, ensemble
Rated PG-13
For

alethialia (Happy Birthday, A!)

Umoja

( My Daddy Went to Iraq and All He Got Was My Other Daddy. )

Current Mood: hopeful
Current Music: Corinne Bailey Rae 'When it Happens to You' / Joe Purdy 'This Town'

Part I
Part II

The Kingdom of the Blaggers

( Blagger. Noun. British slang. A con-artist. Bullshitter. Someone who could sell ice to the eskimos )

Current Mood: content
Current Music: Just Jack 'Starz in their Eyes'

Part I

The Kingdom of the Blaggers

( Do the words 'fuck no' mean anything to you? )

Current Mood: satisfied
Current Music: Friendly Fires' Paris'

At 22,798 words, this story is officially the longest one-shot I have ever written. (The Way I Was Made is 21,975 and Semper Fidelis Familia is 22,496), which is kind of mind-boggling for me since I remember when I thought a long story was more than five pages long.

For those of you who are wary of Merlin or Entourage or a bit of RPF/S, I can only say that I hope you'll give it a shot anyway. I don't think you'll be disappointed; well, at least I'm not.

Merlin featuring Entourage and some RPS
Merlin Emrys/Arthur Pendragon
NC-17 / 18
Alternate Universe
Word Count: 22,798

The Kingdom of the Blaggers

( Arthur Pendragon was destined to be a movie star. )

Current Mood: geeky
Current Music: Wild Beasts 'The Devil's Crayon'

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

Um, yeah, that's about it. No, oh, wait, I haz annoucements.

1. I'm sure this is like a shock to nobody, but for

yuletide I wrote Generation Kill: A Mexican and a Jew Walk into a KKK Rally and I also wrote Psych: Gusnapped!. I had a fantastic time writing both of these and the recepients didn't seem to hate them, so you know, I'm pretty pleased. [/major understatement]

2. ATTENSHUN PEOPLE WOT ARE IN THE UK: Generation Kill is premiering on FX on 25th January if you happen to be in posession of Sky/satellite/cable/something that fell off the back of a lorry or have some means to procure it in the next, oh, three weeks or so. WATCH IT. Really.

3. Am very very excited about a Merlin project I am working on right now that I hope will go live on Wednesday. We shall see.

4. For anybody who was possibly lying in the gutter pissed towards the end of last year, I posted a Merlin fanmix, a Generation Kill fanmix and a Ray/Walt story (The Marine Corps Makes You Gay and Other Theories). Knock yourselves out.

ETA: Okay, seriously, what's with you guys trying to get me to write Merlin RPS?! The one time I'm not all RPS!YAY! All I keep hearing is Brad + Colin 4eva! The accent! Northern Ireland FTW! Stupid boys! Vegetarians! French castles! Watch youtube diaries!

Current Mood: working
Current Music: Erasure 'A Little Respect'

I've been dreadfully busy with the holiday (yes, hangovers count), but I couldn't let the year end without:

a) thanking my most wonderful

yuletide Person of Awesome for my beautiful Generation Kill story, Stadiums and Shrines, which is a Nate story that is gorgeous and lush and has naked Brad and this brilliant imagery and I am so very lucky, thank you

yuletide person!

b) Sadly I have not been able to read nearly as much in the archieve as I would like, time just isn't permitting that, but I reckon, if it's in Generation Kill you should read it, because I'm biased like that. Same with Psych. And The Princess Bride, especially Paradise. And read all the Bryce/Chuck, oh, yes, bless all of that. Oh, and read the Alba story in the Time Traveler's Wife. And some awesome motherfucker wrote Rahm/Anderson. And no, it wasn't me people who asked. I can only wish. Whomever did it though, rock the fuck on dude. Oh, and read the Tim Gunn speed dating story! And Ed Westwick is not a Repair Man (yes, I know that's Gossip Girl RPS)! And this amazingly well-written The Wire story about Omar. Ahem. Anyoad*.

c) Mostly I just wanted to wish every last one of you an absolutely wicked and Happy New Year. Thank you for making my 2008 such a lovely year, I look forward to 2009 being even more amazing. So, go forth tonight, drink, drug, celebrate, fornicate, watch telly, do whatever makes you happy. Just please be safe, if you drink enough that there are two of you, just stay where you are and sleep it off**.

See you in the next year!

*Imagine if I'd *really* had time to peruse the archieve!

**Seriously. Nobody wants to ring in the New Year with a DUI.

Current Mood: happy
Current Music: Wild Beasts 'The Devil's Crayon'

Dear

yuletide Person of Awesome. I am going out of town for the holiday in like twenty minutes, so I won't get a chance to read my story until around New Year's but I wanted to thank you in advance, so you didn't think I was an ungrateful shit. I know you picked up my story as a pinch hit, which makes you doubly awesome, so really, THANK YOU. I'm sure I will love the story lots and lots.

This story is dedicated to my GK peeps. Happy belated DVD release. And to

sparky77, Happy Santa's Dreidel Week

Generation Kill
Walt/Ray, various other pairings (lots of them)
Rated PG-13.

The Marine Corps Makes You Gay and Other Theories

( Ray's got this theory. )

Current Mood: exhausted
Current Music: Kanye West 'Heartless'

[insert copious babbling here about my love of arthur and merlin and how awesome it is to have not one but TWO female leads that I adore, one of whom is a woman of color -- can i get a WHAT! WHAT! from the back? -- and how morgana/gwen is totally my sekrit otp and morgana is tres hot, la di da, sparkly hearts all over arthur, because we all know how much i love those arrogant, misunderstood leads].

Before I go off on holiday, I would like to continue my celebration of the seriously epic and currently, non-tragic love of Merlin Emrys and Arthur "Hotass Prat" Pendragon. So, first there was yesterday's story (In Light of Recent Events or Why One Should Never Take the Piss With Royalty ) and today, we have music:

Them Other Boys Don't Know How to Act

A

hackthis &

refche Production.

( Plz to be clicking here for teh music )

Current Mood: hopeful
Current Music: Offspring 'Original Prankster'

So, this is that other Merlin story. Around 7,000 words worth of that other story. And with that in mind, it is dedicated to

imwalde,

lassiterfics,

lembeau,

suaine,

trollprincess and

witheredsong and everyone else who was all, "that Merlin show, you want to watch it. No, really, watch it. Dude, WATCH IT."

Merlin
Merlin/Arthur, Arthur/OFC (s)
Rated R

In Light of Recent Events or Why One Should Never Take the Piss With Royalty

( That was the worst idea *ever* )

Current Mood: working
Current Music: Jeff Buckley 'Drown in My Own Tears'

I am so very very very pleased to annouce that

goss has made an absolutely gorgeous piece of art for my Merlin story: Heavy is the Head that Wears the Crown, which features Merlin and Baby Dragon! Arthur.

As a long time fan of

goss' work, I consider this a lot like winning the lottery. So, you know, go look, marvel. Those are mad skillz, people. MAD SKILLZ!

Current Mood: giddy
Current Music: The Roots 'Seed 2.0'

So. I'm like 4000 words into writing this Merlin story, which, uh, is a lot more involved than I thought it was going to be, and my brain is all, "What you REALLY need to do is make a mixed tape for Merlin..." And I'm like, no, surely not. We just did one for Generation Kill. Nobody would want that, would they? Would they? (This is the part where you speak up for the free music). This is also the part where I solicit an artist to go into the endevour with me. Anybody? Buller?

Current Mood: crazy
Current Music: Guillemots 'Who Left the Lights Off'

1. I have uploaded my

yuletide story. ~~I am now waiting back to hear about that other story. Yeah, there's more than one. And speaking of stories...~~ Both stories are now live. Good, now I can go play.

2. Thank you to everyone who commented on my first Merlin story last week. Y'all are AWESOME. And yes, I know I've not answered comments, but I could answer comments or work on my next story. I think you'd prefer the latter.

2b. And speaking of stories and awesome

sparky77 decided to make my birthday worth eight days of awesome. Like Hanukah! Only with more porn! Story #3 is Ray the Monk. Yes, that's Generation Kill's Ray. Who becomes a monk. Oh, just read it! AND! AND! Yesterday she did something nobody has ever done. She made Arthur a SPY! That's right! And Merlin is his handler (all leering implied). READ The Incident with The Thingy or Arthur's Adventures in Spying NOW!

3. Speaking of Generation Kill, guess what's coming out on DVD tomorrow, for all those heathens who were all, "I'll get it when it's out on DVD! Stop bothering me! OMG! Stop streaking around with nothing but Kevlar on!" Well, that day is tomorrow, bitches! So get with the program. Did I mention it's $34.99 at Amazon? Just in time for Christmukkahwanzaa! (You know I already have mine).

4. I like Merlin, like a lot a lot a lot. I'd like it even more if RL stopped conspiring to keep me from watching the final 3 episodes. Yeesh. I HAZ NEEDS. I NEEDS AN ARTHUR.

5. Yes, LJ, I know my account is going to be expiring soon. RELAX. I am waiting for payday.

6. LEVERAGE TOMORROW!

Current Mood: busy
Current Music: Mundy 'Bestow'

I have just finished episode 1.07 and decided that everybody has to start somewhere, right? I decided that I would start in the crack end of the pool. The very very deep crack end of the pool. This is probably not the Merlin story you are looking for, but it's the one you're going to get. Blame

rageprufrock and

janne_d, because the phrase 'baby!dragon!Arthur' cannot be denied.

Merlin
Baby!Dragon!Arthur/Merlin
Rated PG

Heavy is the Head that Wears the Crown

( This was much worse than buggery. )

Current Mood: crazy
Current Music: Cyndi Lauper 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun'

I have been trying to avoid doing this for three months, but finally I could take it no longer and had to succumb to the fact that the boys -- men -- of Generation Kill deserve a very special fanmix of their own. For the record, if it was in the series, it won't be on this mix. To me this mix is about the tone of the series and the mood of the men. At the end of the day it's reflective of their joint influence on me and what I hear when I look at what, to me, is hands down the best television of 2008. For whatever that's worth.

When the Bullet Comes 'Round

A

hackthis &

refche Production.

( Plz to be clicking here for teh music )

Current Mood: happy
Current Music: Beastie Boys 'Sabotage'

1. So. Leverage. We're all on this page? Right because I'm pretty sure that Alec and Eliot are doing it or will be doing it very shortly. Maybe I will write that. Anybody who says "Somebody please kiss this man so I don't have to" is just biding his time until he DOES get some quality time. Imagine if Gunn and Lindsey spent a whole hour flirting on your telly. Yeah, exactly. WATCH IT!

2. Merlin. Oh fucking kay. Are y'all happy? Seriously, because Merlin is like, like it's some super def blow out type crack. The issue here isn't what to write but where to start. I'm kind of hesitant because I can't fucking figure out how to write it. It's obvously not Ye Olde English, but it's still strangely reserved. Maybe I should I start with the High School Prom AU where Gwen is the beard for Arthur and Merlin and nobody approves, least of all Arthur or Gwen's sekrit boyfriend Lancelot. Actually, the one with the dragon egg baby (I hate you

rageprufrock) seems to be pacing ahead of everything else, maybe I should do the one where Arthur gets turned into a baby dragon. Are we sensing a theme here? Can we have a Help! story where Arthur shrinks to the size of thimble. Oh my god, total sensory overload, and I'm only at the end of episode #4.

3. I am going to create a military/Generation Kill mix. Oh, yes. I just need to rope somebody into doing the cover art.

4. Speaking of the most holy First Recon, I plan to write a Brad/Nate sex story that's all PG. It can be done just ask

sparky77, who's still cursing me out for the sneak preview.

Current Mood: confused
Current Music: The Rolling Stones 'Under my Thumb'

1. A message from the heart. Or at least from the place where I like to jump up and down like it's church on a Sunday (or the bar on a Tuesday) and shriek AMEN!. Please Don't Bomb Nobody This Holiday. A spanking would be SO much better. Provided by

antheia

2. I have watched two episodes of Merlin and yeah okay, I totally cave. It's crackier than cracky. It's like Smallville does Camelot. It's like due South does Camelot. It's like -- okay, forget everything you know about Camelot -- and just stick two boys in Oxford and call it Camelot, because if that building is Camelot my name is fucking Morgana. Personally I blame

rageprufrock who was all Arthur is the Prince of Wales, and I think historically I was all "WTF?!" and then I read her story and was like, oh, c'mon, it can't be that cracked out. I was wrong, bitches, wrong. I have a post-it next to my desk -- sort of a chartreuse color actually -- that has the title and hook for my first Merlin story, I just have to get my angle, which is why

sparky77 has to hurry up and watch so she can fling ideas at my head. Wow. That was a lot of excitement there. Um, where was I? Oh, yes, in the meantime I'm trying something different.

Generation Kill
Ray Person/Walt Hasser, Brad/Nate (of course)
Rated PG R (who knew?)

The Completely Unintentional Yet Highly Effective Courtship of Walt Hasser by Ray Person.
Or Vice Versa.
Or Everybody Goes Gay in the Military Eventually.

( Wow, Ray didn't even see that berm there. )

Current Mood: loved
Current Music: Don Henley 'The Boys of Summer'

Back from holiday = Bad

Holiday was awesome = Good

All your birthday wishes = Even more AWESOME. Thank you.

Yuletide story has been FINISHED* and is off to beta #2 = Wicked awesome. I am so pleased I may write another. Or maybe I will write

sparky77 something to thank her for my most crazy wicked awesome (yes, I’m on a awesome kick) birthday story evar Sir Brad the Dragon Slayer! That’s right! Brad! Slaying DRAGONS! [does Snoopy dance] Read eeet! Then you can thank me. And her. Mostly her. ETA:

sparky77 posted my second birthday story NATE THE PIMP NO. That's not a typo. Inorite?!

*Special thanks to

thisisbone because her saying she was done basically motivated me to get off my ass and sort it out.

Also, I have a whole lot of emails entitled ‘Anderson/Michael Phelps’ I cannot begin to tell you how fast I thought somebody had written that or that people wanted me to write it and then I found out that Anderson was totally using his media powers on 60 Minutes to perv on Michael Phelps and I laughed for a very very long time. Oh, Anderson, never change. Even George approves of this one.

It appears my entire flist has exploded in a stream of Merlin confetti. I know it’s bad because I was reading some this morning and LIKING IT and I don’t even know what it’s about. I mean I have an idea but my reference points are The Once and Future King and Sword in the Stone. Only gayer than S1 Smallville apparently. I cave. Where can I start watching?

Today I plan to write something. Yeah, I dunno what. That’s all I got.

Current Mood: giddy
Current Music: Jet ‘Get Me Outta Here’

I'm going out of town for my birthday (thank you, Buddha), but I wanted to leave you with some very happy making (for me at least) toys.

1. The Roast of Stephen Colbert by His Other Jewish Boyfriend, Rahm Emanuel. 30 min long.

2. The Roast of Rahm Emanuel by Barack Obama. 10 min long.

3. The Brothers Emanuel Do Charlie Rose. And by 'do' I mean take over his show. 30 min long (vs the 8 min clip floating around).

4. Which F*#king Emanuel Brother Are You?

5. Two weeks ago today Barack Obama became the 44th President of the United States of America. I know you're still in shock too. I know you wake up in a cold sweat thinking 'Shit! It's been a cruel joke!' You know you want to hear that badass speech again. It'll make you feel better.

6. Barack and Michelle talk about how they're going to rock your world on 60 Minutes w/ Steve Kroft. Best 'get' Kroft ever had. 40 minutes.

7. I am really not feeling that Lieberman thing. I just had to say that.

8. Darth Vader at the Death Star Canteen. Go on. You know you love Eddie Izzard too.

9. Meet the landlord, Pearl.

10. Can somebody (anybody) upload the entire 'Joshua Tree' album and 'How to Dismantle An Atomic Bomb' for me? Yes, I'm having a U2 moment

I will see you all in December. Unless I write some Generation Kill first.

Current Mood: exhausted
Current Music: Newspunditsblahblahblah

Happy Birthday

thefourthvine!!

Some things just write themselves.

The Colbert Report/Political RPS
Stephen Colbert/Rahm Emanuel
Rated Episodic = PG-13

The Most Powerful Jew in the World

( Side booty )

Current Mood: creative
Current Music: This Week in Blackness 1.02

This week has sucked on some monumental levels, but my birthday is coming, and people are listening, which is why I thought what the world rilly rilly needed was for me to show you the porn that a higher being presented to me this morning. And so now, I grant unto you ( My Happiest Place on Earth )

Current Mood: happy
Current Music: Iditarod 1.5

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Generation Kill - Umoja (Brad/Nate, OFC, ensemble)
Merlin - The Kingdom of the Blaggers (AU, Merlin/Arthur, NC-17, 3/3)
Merlin - The Kingdom of the Blaggers (AU, Merlin/Arthur, NC-17, 2/3)
Merlin - The Kingdom of the Blaggers (AU, Merlin/Arthur, NC-17, 1/3)
All hail 2009!
Last of the big time drinkers.
Generation Kill - The Marine Corps Makes You Gay and Other Theories (Walt/Ray, various pairings)
Them Other Boys Don't Know How to Act - A Merlin/Arthur Fanmix
Merlin - In Light of Recent Events or Why One Should Never Take the Piss With Royalty (M/A - R)
For me!
I tried to be objective. I failed miserably.
I apologise in advance for all the shrieking.
Merlin - Heavy is the Head that Wears the Crown (Merlin/Arthur, Cracky PG)
When the Bullet Comes 'Round - A Generation Kill Fanmix
Wow, I may actually have a new fandom or two.
Generation Kill - The Completely Unintentional Yet Highly Effective Courtship of Walt Hasser by Ray
Do tell?!
Everybody Loves Rahm.
Colbert Report/Political RPS -- The Most Powerful Jew in the World (Stephen Colbert/Rahm Emanuel)
My porn let me show you it.

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Recent Entries

Generation Kill - Umoja (Brad/Nate, OFC, ensemble)

Merlin - The Kingdom of the Blaggers (AU, Merlin/Arthur, NC-17, 3/3)

Merlin - The Kingdom of the Blaggers (AU, Merlin/Arthur, NC-17, 2/3)

Merlin - The Kingdom of the Blaggers (AU, Merlin/Arthur, NC-17, 1/3)

All hail 2009!

Last of the big time drinkers.

Generation Kill - The Marine Corps Makes You Gay and Other Theories (Walt/Ray, various pairings)

Them Other Boys Don't Know How to Act - A Merlin/Arthur Fanmix

Merlin - In Light of Recent Events or Why One Should Never Take the Piss With Royalty (M/A - R)

For me!

I tried to be objective. I failed miserably.

I apologise in advance for all the shrieking.

Merlin - Heavy is the Head that Wears the Crown (Merlin/Arthur, Cracky PG)

When the Bullet Comes 'Round - A Generation Kill Fanmix

Wow, I may actually have a new fandom or two.

Generation Kill - The Completely Unintentional Yet Highly Effective Courtship of Walt Hasser by Ray

Do tell?!

Everybody Loves Rahm.

Colbert Report/Political RPS -- The Most Powerful Jew in the World (Stephen Colbert/Rahm Emanuel)

My porn let me show you it.