idealists are the cruelest monsters of them all.

hackthis: [rage blackout]
antheia: You know what you need?
hackthis: To call up my ninja bretheren, so I can choke a bitch?
antheia: Write Ari and Rahm.
hackthis: .... Ohhhhhhhh.

Entourage/ Political RPF <--- Look! An 'F' not an 'S'!
Ari Gold, Rahm Emanuel
Rated R for offensive language. Like always.


Changing the World is a Family Business


( Fuck you, I know you've been eating Pelosi's pussy. )

I continue to broadcast the Rahm Emanuel channel, all hotassery, all the time. I especially recommend this NYT article from 1997 about all the Emanuels and this snippet of Zeke, Rahm and Ari being interviewed together. Don't thank me, thank serialkarma for enabling. I <3 you Rahm.

I promised a lot of people Generation Kill porn if my candidate won. So, in addition to mob!spanking and bondage in random comments, I decided to break out the kink!box. Yes, we can.


Generation Kill
Brad/Nate
NC-17


The Rebel & The Bourgeoisie


( My kink, let me show you it. )

A little over two years ago I started writing a fictionalized series of press releases where George Clooney was President of the United States of America. Ari Gold was his Chief of Staff, Oprah (yes, that Oprah) was Secretary of State, Lewis Black was Secretary of Defense and Anderson Cooper was the First Gentleman.

George's Vice President was a senator from the state of Illinois by the name of Barack Obama.

And I wrote this series because, frankly, I figured the only place the United States of America would get its shit together would be in my Live Journal. I have a lot of things I can say about this country, I suppose it really is a tolerate-hate-sometimes-love thing. Over the two years I wrote those press releases, I had a lot of fun with some serious issues and some not so serious issues, but I ended the series in February with the election of the Obama/Colbert (yes, Stephen) ticket, so you can imagine my surprise last night when some of that actually came to pass.

There's a lot I could say about this historic election: thank you, about time, took long enough, thank God/Yaweh/Buddha/Allah/Chick Upstairs, but mostly I'm still in shock (and hungover), so to everyone who went out and voted their heart yesterday. Who stood in line with babies and iPods and books and iPhones in the heat, the cold and the rain, who needed to pee and held it or was dying to eat and waited just a little bit longer. To every person overseas who was like, "Jesus fuck, we are totally rooting for you,"

THANK YOU. THANK ALL OF YOU.

Because today my day was a little bit brighter, that hangover a little bit less glaring, that jaded sense just that little bit dulled, and I can start to have hope again. Start to have faith that mistakes can be corrected, that the right thing can be done, and it can start with that one person, and you and me and our new President Elect can be that one.


*And on a stupidly shallow note, if Rahm does decide to take that Chief of Staff job I will start referring to the White House as the House of Hotassery

ETA: MSNBC has just reported that Rahm Emanuel has accepted Barack's offer to be Chief of Staff and I will now be referring to the the White House as the House of Hotassery. For those who don't know, Rahm Emanuel is the brother of the real life Ari Gold, Ari Emanuel. Can I call this shit or what? What did they put in the Wheaties in that family?

I need a shirt that says 'Rahm Emanuel Groupie: Because Smarts are Hot'

ETA 2: Damnit! Now MSNBC is all "Our bad, he's still thinking on it!" What the hell, people?!

I WIN! I WIN! Rahn called Pelosi to tell her he'd accepted this morning (11/06/08)

Yesterday, I posted why this one is voting for that one. Even if you don't give a flying fuck about that I also posted some tips for voting tomorrow, which I urge you to double check. heidi8 also has a post here about your voting rights, which I urge you to read, because it's better to know and not need these things than it is to get there and be screwed. This is your election, don’t let anyone take it away.

While we are on the subject of tomorrow, adinfinitum has a gorgeously shallow pic post about why Obama could be the hottest president ever. Not that you will get any objections from me. Nothing wrong with a man being smart AND hot.

In other news:

1. yuletide sign-ups are open! You know I am all up on this, and so are you, so get yourself together now. First, make a list of what you want to request, make sure you've got some hints for your writer, but don't go all crazy in your request. Then make a list of what you're willing to write. Now, go have a shag/cup of tea/cigarette/a nap/ watch some porn, and when you come back edit both of those list resonably, especially the one of what you're willing to write or you'll be sorry, because you always end up with that one fandom that you thought would be fun, but then you realize its totally impracical because you have no idea how the hell to write those characters. ;)

2. The Simpsons do Mad Men T'anks serialkarma

3. One day I will write porn again, it just probably won't be this week, since tomorrow is 'Take This Fucking Country Back' Day, and the campaign's having a party, and I'll probably be incoherant (one way or another) on Wednesday.


T'anks slodwick

( Dear Generation Kill people, Here is a story that I would write if I had the time, but I probably don't so you get the expedited version and we'll say it happened. )

Happy Birthday, literaryll!!

Today's post is about stuff wot I like. Some of it might be considered awesome, some of it might be considered stupidly embarassing. Which is obviously why I must share it.

Item #1: I wrote Generation Kill late last night, A Kiss Deferred, which is Brad/Nate, because they are my OTP. Yes, I have an OTP again. It's been a long time. This does not mean however that I can't appreciate other people's OTP's, for example...

Item #2: Brad/Ray porn. Sickeningly hot Brad/Ray porn by oh_mcgee. I hear your cries of 'INFIDEL!', to which I say 'whatevercakes.' You may protest the pairing, but it works, so too bad. IMO, part of supporting your OTP is knowing that they can be with other people, even though they're best with who you want them with ;)

Item #3: Some of you lot were probably not born in 1990. Jesus Christ. Ahem, anyroad. Back in the day, when Disney Channel was a premimum network they had this group called The Party. I will unabashedly tell you that I fucking loved The Party (yes, I too was a teeny bopper) and then this morning one of the gossip blogs was all, "OMG! The Party! Remember them? Love them!" And I was eleven again. Check out 'Could Shoulda Woulda' from the corporation who know who to put together a diverse group and make it work.

And while we're talking about the fricking Mickey Mouse Club. Item #4: Here's New Kids on the Block performing on MMC! And you know, yes, MMC was kind of uncool, but also, a total launching pad for Timbertrick, Britney and Christina... and you know, who else was on that show? Ryan Gosling.

Yes, Ryan 'Hotass' Gosling, who is in talks to play Hal Jordan as the Green Lantern!!! (OMG! Item #5 = COMIC BOOK HOTASS!)

Oh, and if that's not enough crazy awesome, guess who's going to be on The Daily Show tomorrow night?

That's right bitches! BARACK + JON = MADE OF WIN AND ENSLAVEMENT*!

* Uh, that's a joke, just saying. It goes back to their last interview.

ETA: Item #7: I'm going to have to see this Merlin that people are all tripping over themselves over, aren't I? Bother.

Dear Dog Owners:

You would be very unhappy if you opened the door one morning and someone had taken a huge shit all over your door step, so why you let your dogs shit all over somebody else's property escapes me. Not cool, folks, not fucking cool. If you have enough sense to take the dog out so it won't shit in your house, you should have enough sense to take a fucking rubbish bag to clean it up. That is part of ownership, cleaning up the mess. And if you don't have enough decency to do that, then your pet should be taken away by the Common Sense and Propriety Brigade. You wouldn't let your kid shit on someone's lawn, so why is it okay to let your dog do it?

No love,
X


Dear Missouri, excuse me, Missourah,

You lot are fucking priceless. As far as working the Obama phone banks go, you're up there in entertainment value. I am reminded of the Dave Chappelle skit about people being okay talking about fucking someone up the ass, but not talking about their vote, because that's personal! Bless.

Very burned out, but amused,
X


Dear Mad Man,

Oh, my fucking god. Best written show currently on TV. Even when you're not about something you're setting the ground for something else. Made of awesome. Why do I have to wait until next summer for S3? AMC, stop dicking around and sort out Matt Weiner's new contract already. ( Mad Men spoilers of awesome here )

Just saying,
X


Now, I go to write Generation Kill porn. Hopefully.

So, now people are stealing Obama signs out of front yards. Sign stealing. Sign stealing? Do you think that stealing a sign is going to stop somebody from supporting Obama? Do you think it will stop them from telling other people that they support Obama? Or that a sign is negatively or positively influencing that one indecisive git who can't seem to make a decision after TWO YEARS? Clearly if I can't decide on my own brain power, if Joanne Six Pack has a sign in her yard, I'll vote like her because we're cool and I'm so easily influenced.

But, back to the sing stealing, because I guarantee that if you take two signs, ten more will pop up. Like rabbits that way. There'll probably be stickers too next time, because now you pissed somebody off. And you know what else? When they bought that stuff that you stole, it was probably part of a donation to the Obama/Biden campaign, so really, now they they've had to buy more, on your behalf, so really *you* just donated to the campaign.

So, thanks.

And Vote Obama in 2008.

This message brought to you courtesy of meret and 13 days left to go volunteer at a phone bank. Be glad I didn't start talking about the robo calls. If you're guilty by being in the same room as someone, everybody should be in Gitmo. But Bush first.

In less irate news, Tony Bourdain is visiting Ireland on my telly and it's like sex for my ears!

Okay, it is Friday. Please come and talk to me about something other than politics, racism, work, fuckwittery or the United States being the work of the devil. Massive bonus points if you provide porn. Or at least something to make me smile/laugh/not be homicidal for longer than 5 seconds.

ETA: And in return I offer you Truthful TV Title Cards, because talk about accuracy. And FYI: Name that Cylon will be back on January 16, 2009. And I really really wish there was a show called Drink Smoke Fuck. Oh, wait, there is!