idealists are the cruelest monsters of them all.

It’s happy. It’s sarcastic. No, seriously.

Smallville
Lex/Clark
( Quicksand )

[insert obligatory stuff about ‘dude, I totally adore this story and sweated blood for it’ here].

Smallville
( On a Subject of Some Regret )

lalejandra wanted me to write porn. Okay, not just porn, she wanted some next-level, involved-type porn that I don’t normally even attempt to write -- and in SV no less. And I was like, um, are you talking to me?

Damn you people and your kinky ideas. Ah, well, I’d planned to try something new today, anyway, and boy, talk about going all out.

Smallville
( Restrained )

It’s the smallest acts of kindness that make the difference in the end. I am a firm believer in this.

( A few random thanks -- 23 days early )

Also, I have been having some serious issues with trying to write again now that Telegraph Avenue is over. I suspect it’s because all my other muses are pissed off that they’ve been around forever and then these upstarts came along and got the first and only epic. Tough shit.

*pokes Lex*

Work with me, damnit!

*silence*

Fine. Who wants to get laid?

*hears crickets in Montana*

Oh-kay. This could be harder than I thought. So, we shall start out small. Completely unbeta’d so that You Know Who can work on You Know What. Both of them, actually. I loves my girls.

It may not be a masterpiece, but it sure as hell made me laugh.


Smallville
( Engine Envy )

The LJ Fairy has whammied me again, and unlike the other instances, this time I know who the girl with the wand is so I can thank her properly. I’m not sure if she wants me to run around pimping her praises, but suffice to say that she always makes me smile and I’m honored that she would do this for me. It’s been a long week and I appreciate it more than I can say. She’s mentioned once or twice that she likes it when I write this, so… LJ Fairy this one is for you.

Smallville feat. Warrior Angel
( Superhero vs. Superhero )

Friday Pick-Me Ups

1. nifra_idril’s SV AU. It’s just… Yeah. Plus, video games! (Thanks to Bex and Wendi for the pimpage)

2. Monica Bellucci. She’s dead hot, and she’s happy the way she is. Did I mention how hot she is?

3. Happy Birthday to destina and devinmoonshine!

Smallville
( Around the World in a Day )

slodwick, rosenho and I were discussing the wee!Kent and what we think she should be called. Notice how none of us contemplated the kid being a boy? Anyway, Slod votes for Caroline, I vote for Hannah, and Hope votes for Emily. We’re going to set up a poll in a bit to get y‘all‘s votes, but I figured a little PR never hurt anybody. I mean look at Slod. *vbg*

Smallville
( The Story of a Girl )

Edited to include links to all Wees

rageprufrock has been hassling me for porn for days.
I can’t write *porn*.
However, life without LJ has been full of free hours.
Therefore...

Smallville
( Topography )

Read The Super Bullet Sneeze by bexless. I laughed so hard I thought I was going to pass out.

::Yellow Alert::

Pointless Sap Ahead! Go back! Go back!

Happy Belated Birthday, pastiche

Smallville
( Coming Clean )

Note: To my Everwood people. Damn, y’all rock. I have like twenty icons now.

Main Event: I’ve been trying to stand by my player-hating of Clark, but goddamnit, y’all are some rational people with good points. Plus, you know, you’re smart.

I’m not necessarily wrong, but maybe I’m not right either.

That’s all I’m saying.

Smallville
( The Giving Tree (Vague spoilers for ‘Suspect’) )