idealists are the cruelest monsters of them all.

Happiest of birthdays today, and belated, to meret, barely_bean and ranalore!!

moonythestrals drew some rather fantabulous art for The Incredibly True Adventures of Four Stars, Two Actors in Love and One Gay Landmark. Go here and marvel.

ethrosdemon is writing me Five Fucks that George Clooney Never Had. One of them is SARK! *Is so fucking gleeful. *

Right, so, now that the RPS wave is dying off, I am dealing with back catalogue. I promised stupidtrucks -- Neville, spring, purple, run -- with optional Slytherin pairing.

Harry Potter
Neville/Optional Slytherin Pairing
HBP vague

[This is Where Your Dream Begins]

( Slytherins do not fraternise with Neville; Neville does not fraternise with Slytherins )

Dedication: This is the very last piece of the Thousandth Man-verse. I want to thank everyone who’s read the series and everyone who has commented (individual thanks can be found at the end of the story). It’s been such a pleasure to hear from you all, and I’ve appreciated your support immensely. This is dedicated to you.

Harry Potter:
The Thousandth Man


...For They Shall Inherit the Earth


( One man in a thousand, Solomon says, will stick more close than a brother. And it's worthwhile seeking him half your days, if you find him before the other... )


I hope you've enjoyed reading this, I've certainly enjoyed writing it.

After I posted 'A Nott Don't Come for Free' jonem inquired what my plan was for Thousandth Man-verse and how it was going to end and that actually got me thinking about the end. Before, the end had only been a vague place in the distance, but after some random conversing with circe_tigana, I have seen the end, and lo, it is coming in two more large sections. I think closure will suit us all nicely. Cookies don't count though, and since before my holiday I told dorrie6 that I would write her a wee piece with snow in it, I had to deliver.

So this is for her and plumsnickety, who has created so many lovely icons, including the one here, for this universe.

Thousandth Man-verse
Not For all the Love in the World

( All he really wants to do is push Neville down in the nearest snowdrift and snog him senseless )

I am attempting to find a hook for my yuletide story. I know what I want to write, but I can't seem to find the proper hook. Damn!

You don't have to be celebrating Thanksgiving to give thanks for the really great people in your life. Very much dedicated to circe_tigana for hatching the idea and cheering me on the entire time. Thanks also go to dorrie6, ethrosdemon, phineasjones and plumsnickety, with a special thanks to jonem for the lovely art.

This would not be possible with the fabulous tag team of serialkarma and lalejandra. I am thoroughly in your debt, also, thanks to everyone who enjoys this and takes the time to let me know.

Harry Potter
Thousandth Man-verse
Theodore Nott/var.

( My Weakness is None of Your Business )

5. I'm going out of town for the holidays, but I hope everyone who's taking time off enjoys themselves and if you don't have any time off coming, dude, that just sucks.

ETN: Shit, I forgot to thank fearlessdiva! Thank you, sweetie!

Dedicated whole-heartedly to lalejandra for her unwavering ability to put up with my very Slytherin petulance and persistence. And as always for circe_tigana, dorrie6 and serialkarma.


Harry Potter
Theodore Nott/Neville Longbottom
A Thousandth Man-verse story

You and Me See How We Are


( It was a well-known fact that Emily Longbottom had fought on the side of the Order during Past Events, and according to Neville, the stuffed vulture on his grandmother's favourite hat was actually Regulus Black, Sirius Black's brother, in Animagus form. Theodore had his doubts as to the veracity of this statement, but it said a lot that Neville's grandmother would persist in letting her grandson believe something to this effect )

Harry Potter
Theodore Nott/Neville Longbottom (NC-17)
The Thousandth Man-verse
Dedicated to the four letters that made it possible: A, K & H. Oh, and C.


The Coast is Never Clear

( Theodore wanted to have sex with Neville, but he was completely unwilling to do so at school, because that was entirely too crass and common, and who knew who might come barging in like a herd of centaurs and ruin the moment. It was fine to be seen shagging another Slytherin, or even a Ravenclaw, but this was a more delicate matter, and as such it required more finesse )

Theodore Nott/ Neville Longbottom

Don’t Be Shallow
Part I of II
Part II of II


( I understand that it’s possible to catch something from too much proximity to certain types of people, especially when sex is involved. Stupidity tends to be contagious when people are naked, but perhaps a little more attentiveness is in order -- it wouldn’t pay to catch something now would it? After all, we’re not stupid, are we? )

For A, who tries to stop me from going out with my bastardization of the English language showing, and for circe_tigana because, dude, I am *so* warming up.

Theodore Nott/Neville Longbottom

( Dearth )