Lifestyles of the rich and (in)famous

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1. There’s jaded. And then there’s jaded. I love boondocks

2. Thank you to everyone who took the time to read, comment, recc and tell me how insane (I think I saw at least three posts to that effect) I am with regards to the Drabble Marathon of 2003. I hope you guys enjoyed yourselves.

3. I am tired. There will be no stories today, however, in a blatant rip-off of the lovely happyminion, my muses are available for interview if you so desire. Lex, Harry, Marshall, Ephram, Bright, Faith, Sean & Cal (Warrior Angel), and Bobby are all taking questions. (3 question max.)

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St. John has a couple questions for Bobby:

1)Where the hell did you put my comic books you borrowed? In particular, I'm missing Warrior Angel #142. I want it back.

2)If you could only pick one, who would you rather sleep with: Storm or Dr. Grey?

3)What is it gonna take to get you to stop freezing my lighter?

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1)Where the hell did you put my comic books you borrowed? In particular, I'm missing Warrior Angel #142. I want it back.

What makes you think I have it? Dude, have you ever thought of cleaning that death trap known as your side of the room? I've seen pigs with cleaner beds; is that why you're always sleeping in mine?

2)If you could only pick one, who would you rather sleep with: Storm or Dr. Grey?

Aw man, that's just freaky. I mean Dr. Grey she's all...I mean she's hot, but can you just imagine her knowing you were thinking about a threesome with her and Ms. Munroe. Talk about a downer. Why? Are you thinking about them when we're together? That's so fucked up, Johnny.

3)What is it gonna take to get you to stop freezing my lighter?

Is this one of those, um, shit, rhetorical questions? I do it because it pisses you off, every. damn. time. Plus, you know, you're kinda hot when you're angry.

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

I've seen pigs with cleaner beds; is that why you're always sleeping in mine?

Yes. Yes, Bobby, that's the only reason I sleep in your bed all the time. Because the maid neglected to make my bed. Christ. And you lent it to Jubilee again, didn't you? I told you not to after she got ice cream all over #58 last time. Great.

I mean she's hot, but can you just imagine her knowing you were thinking about a threesome with her and Ms. Munroe. Talk about a downer. Why? Are you thinking about them when we're together?

It was just a simple question! Your mind goes some strange places sometimes, you know that, Drake? Let's just pretend I never asked.

Plus, you know, you're kinda hot when you're angry.

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this explains a lot.