Part I

Get Some


You started it. )
July 2009 is the one year anniversary of the premiere of Generation Kill. This is my gift to one of my favorite series and one of my favorite fandoms ever. Thank you David Simon, thank you all of First Recon, thank you 22 awesome actors who crafted this experience, but mostly thanks to all of you who participate in this fandom, who encourage and enjoy and squee with the best of them. This one is for you.


Generation Kill
Nate Fick/Brad Colbert
Word Count: 34,876
Alternate Universe, NC-17


Get Some

Three words: High. School. AU. (actually that's two words and an acronym, but you get the point). )
1. NCIS people, new rule. If it's written by [livejournal.com profile] spoonyriffic? READ IT. What she's doing is what I *thought* Gibbs/DiNozzo was supposed to be, snarky and fun and hot. What the hell is up with all the angst and woe and leather chains and fic where Tony's balls are mysteriously missing? Are y'all watching the same show I am?

2. The Hurt Locker. War movie with Jeremy Renner (Walsh from the Unusuals, bitches!) and Guy Pearce! Or as one commenter put it It's basically "Generation Kill", just with different characters and not enough time to develop all the characters. I needs to be seeing this I think.

3. Is anybody else having one of those days too? You know the kind where you wouldn't piss on somebody even if they were on fire? EXACTLY.

4. I like Green Day. I dunno if I've ever mentioned this to you lot, but I do. I have them on my iPod under 'Baby Clash' - yes I have a genre called Baby Clash, because everybody wants to be The Clash, but nobody really is. I was thinking about my Green Day like the other day because Stephen had them on The Report and they were doing 'Know Your Enemy' and it wasn't half bad. I wouldn't pay to see them, but I do not object. And believe me I object to a lot.

Wait, I have to finish this with something happy. Oooh, better yet, [livejournal.com profile] sparky77 had this thing where she asked people to mention a fandom and she'd give three unpopular opinions about it. I'll take the one and tweak it a little. Give me a character or a fandom you've seen me write and I'll give you at least three facts about him/her/it.
There's been this mass proliferation of Generation Kill fic lately. But not just fic, really fucking good fic. I am particularly thinking of [livejournal.com profile] kaneko's After That, [livejournal.com profile] alethialia's Pleasure Over Propriety and [livejournal.com profile] romanticalgirl's Going Nowhere Slowly, all of which are tremendous and you should read them now. Go on. I'll wait.

Okay, now my initial thought about these stories was that they all take place in a post-series place and they all manage to take the series and expound on the events beautifully. And a part of me thinks, "Hey, why can't I do that too? Why the love of the AU? Other people are all over the source material. Shouldn't I just deal with what I'm given? Blah blah blah. Canon vs. crack, blah blah."

And then I get annoyed that a part of me has been warped into thinking my writing can be seen as "lesser" because I'm working outside of canon constraints.

The fact of the matter is that an Alternate Universe is just as valid as a canon.

The fact of the matter is that crack is just as valid as writing non-crack.

Anything that you put your heart and soul and time into is worthy and valid. Don't ever let anybody else convince you otherwise.

Everything we're writing is actually an alternate universe anyway, because unless you are writing for shows (and I know who you are), IT'S NOT HAPPENING. It is called fan 'fiction' for a reason.

You shouldn't automatically discount something just because it's not the norm or not quite what you're used to. And if AUs or crack aren't your thing, that's fine, but don't you dare fucking put someone else down just because they're not adhering to whatever the fuck you think they should. Who died and put you in charge of what's 'worthy'? If you don't like the story because you think it's faulty, that's fine. If the structure or characterization or the comma proliferation put you off, that's understandable. But slighting someone because you think your interpretation is greater and what they're doing is obviously lesser?

Fuck you very much. And shame on you.

The fact of the matter this: If you want something done, do it your damn self. So, if you don't like the way other people are doing it, stop bitching and write your own.

[livejournal.com profile] sparky77, I should've known that 'crack as a lesser art form' thing was going to come back eventually. Like acid-reflux.

And as for me and Generation Kill, the fact of the matter is that other writers write post-series beautifully, and I'm so glad that they do, because I can read their works... but that's just not what inspires me to write.

Now excuse me while I poke at the concept of Freelance War Photographer Brad a bit )
I was going to talk about my new found love and appreciation for all things NCIS. Really, can I get a Gibbs? Baring that, some really hot Gibbs porn. And then I was going to ask where the hell is all the Kirk/McCoy and can we not have people crying or being broken or whatever, but doing what they do best? Namely, being snarky and hot as fuck. Or possibly, I was going to see if I could get some of you snitches to make me beer icons. BUT. That has all been pushed aside, because apparently Michael Cudlitz (Cooper to you lot) is friends with FUCKING DONNIE WAHLBERG. ETA: I'd forgotten that they did Band of Brothers together, which again, goes to show that EVERYBODY was in that series and it's my favorite for a reason. I love that they're still in touch almost ten years later. Seriously, if you haven't seen BoB, this is The Offical [livejournal.com profile] hackthis Boot (TM) of GET THE FUCK ON THAT.

*Said boot also applies to Generation Kill, The Wire, Homicide, Southland, Skins, Life on Mars (UK edition only), Kitchen Confidential and Mad Men.

Please don't make me embarass myself. Seriously though, it also turns out that Michael's son wants to make his own throwing stars. And a crossbow. He's a total ninja baby. I love the hell out of archery myself, and would not object to the throwing stars, but that's not my kid, so...

Also, plz, feel free to bring me your smoking hot Gibbs pron, Kirk/McCoy pron and snark and beer icons. Thx. Peace out.

ETA #2: [livejournal.com profile] alethialia, [livejournal.com profile] trolleys, et al, GK types, please go and tell [livejournal.com profile] sparky77 that the baby [livejournal.com profile] hackthis will CRY if she doesn't write Mermaid!Brad. Yeah, you read that right. Enabling is a team sport!
Part I
Part II
Part III

Son is on a Midnight Run Like DeNiro
or We're All Just Train Wrecks Waiting for the Crash



The next time you lie to me, make me believe it. )
Part I
Part II

Son is on a Midnight Run Like DeNiro
or We're All Just Train Wrecks Waiting for the Crash



I heard if you dial 911, you can make a cop come. )
Part I

Son is on a Midnight Run Like DeNiro
or We're All Just Train Wrecks Waiting for the Crash



Are you always this easy? )
So, this is my story, and I'm tremendously proud of writing it. And if I never wrote anything after this that would be okay by me, because at least I can say I did this.

Southland
John Cooper/Ben Sherman
Rated NC-17
Word Count: 38,152

Son is on a Midnight Run Like DeNiro
or We're All Just Train Wrecks Waiting for the Crash



Evolution is a bitch. )
So. The thing in the place at that one time with that other thing. And then that thing happened and I was like whoa. And then Ben said that thing. And then John did that other thing. And then Ben did THAT thing, and I was like wow. And then I was like that's more than I get in like a month. And would you believe that's my coherent response to last night's episode?

The floor of the Senate/House/Parliament is now open for discussion on last night's Southland. Spoilers and keyboard smashing and high pitched noises are here. In fucking bullet form . Seriously. )
So. In conclusion. Ben/Cooper. Forever. And ever. Amen. Yes. I plan to write this. But not anytime soon, b/c I have some RL to contend with and won't even be around to conduct discussions next week. But know that I will be having them with you. PSYCHICALLY.

Please feel free to stop by and say 'hi', bring me your porn (Southland and GK preferred), your babble, your links, and I will catch up when I get back ♥
So. Today is what day? SOUTHLAND DAY!! And how do we celebrate Southland day?

1) [livejournal.com profile] chicklet_girl wrote wee!Cooper in 'Army Men. You want to read it. Prepare to have your heart broken.

b) Apparently Eminem's Relapse is due to drop any goddamn day. I know one of you has it. Share with the class. Sharing is caring. And maybe worth a drabble of your chosing.

c. A small hint at my 'Why I Love John Cooper' manifesto as told to [livejournal.com profile] antheia

I dunno. There's this *thing* about him: he's just so resolutely strong and manly, without being an asshole – okay, he kind of is, but you know why he is the way he is, and it makes *sense*. He's honest without being placating, and he's not pretty, or even attractive to be honest, but the way he carries himself is like... it's *perfect*. He's confident without being arrogant. He's kind of broken, but not irreparably so. He's smart, but he's clearly earned his smarts, and he's so very real. You feel like he could protect you if shit went wrong, but at the end of the day you could look after him and it would all be okay. And who doesn't want that?

4. I find myself pretty much unable to do the Star Trek fandom thing. I love the new movie. Love the acting. Love the actors. But no, not quite fannish. I thought perhaps this was because what I *really* wanted to do was write Zack Quinto/Chris Pine RPS (which is called 'Pinto,' which as [livejournal.com profile] sparky77 pointed out is a car and not a pairing) but it would seem that all I REALLY want to do is stare at Chris Pine all day. BRING ME YOUR CHRIS PINE PHOTOS. I COMPEL YOU! (For [redacted reasons], I need the diversion). ETA: HE DOES NOT LOOK LIKE BRAD PITT, [livejournal.com profile] serialkarma! That's sacriledge.

f) Once upon a time there was a fantabulous show called Kitchen Confidential, which FOX killed (shocking. I'm still mad about Fastlane bitches!). It had a young man named Owain Yeoman in it. Using his proper Welsh accent. Owain went on to be in what? GENERATION KILL! Yeah, that's right, it's always about GK or Southland at this point. Anyroad. Owain has now got a role on The Mentalist (which I don't watch, because I consider it a Psych rip-off). HOWEVER. Owain has evolved and apparently now looks like this . Uhhhhhhhhhhh. I'd hit that. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] maurheti and [livejournal.com profile] alethialia for the link
From [livejournal.com profile] delux_vivens:

Let's make it really clear, people. If you identify as a POC/nonwhite person and you read or watch scifi or fantasy, give yourself a name check in this thread. I am particularly wanting shoutouts from people who do not live in the US and who have still managed to read genre fiction.

I'm tired of people trying to render us invisible unless they have been given a memo about our existences.
It should go without saying that this particular activity is not for white people, but I know sometimes people need things spelled out. Like assuming that obviously POCs don't read or engage with SF/Fantasy just because we're not written INTO said stories. Let me stop now before I give myself a headache.

Other items:

1) Dear NBC:

If you put Southland on Friday, I will cut a bitch. Don't think I won't.

No love,
X

2) Southland people,

Michael says he was driving a Dodge Challenger in last week's episode. Uh. When was this and where was I? Because anybody who's been around these parts knows that I have a natural fetish affinity for three things: music, cars, and sarcastic, intelligent, slightly broken men, so if two of these three things were in the same place, namely *that* man driving *this car*, I WOULD HAVE NOTICED. And already written about it.

3) Also, does anybody have the following albums: Seal 'Soul'; The Sam & Ruby EP, The Knux 'Remind Me in 3 Days'; The New York Fund 'Guns EP' I reckon most of these artists are too indie (except for Seal) for anybody to have what I'm looking for, but you guys are always surprising me so...
Dear Generation Kill people:

I don't know if the name Tom Ricks [1] rings any bells, but it should, because he's the WSJ [2] war correspondent that pretty much convinced Nate (yes, that Nate) to join the Marines [3]. Anyway, Tom writes this blog called The Best Defense [4], which I've been reading for a while, because I like listening to educated people talk about the shit they're educated about and have experience with, which is not the same as listening to some ignorant blowhard tell you about his "theories". [5]

Today, Tom had a post about Obama rescinding 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' and how he definitely thinks it's going to happen (GO TEAM BARACK!), but what really caught my attention was the last line of Tom's blog, which is this: The funny thing is, I am pretty sure I have met many openly gay people in the military.

And I read that, and you know, it makes you wonder. Because if I trust Tom Ricks about anything it's military policy, and if he's saying it's not all as under the covers as they're making it out to be... how would that play out, for, oh, say Nate*. Or Brad.

*FYI: Ricks is also a member of Harvard's Senior Advisory Council on the Project on U.S. Civil-Military Relations. How much do we want to bet that Nate's on there in some capacity?

[1] Tom Ricks
[2]Wall Street Journal
[3]Nate says so in One Bullet Away
[4] I've also created a feed [livejournal.com profile] tomricks, because I like making my life easier.
[5] But that's a story for another day.
I used to be able to drink bottles of champagne and not feel a thing, now I have, like, just ONE THREE glasses and it's all 'woe! hangover.' That's bullshit. You know what's not bullshit though?

a) SOUTHLAND. It would seem there are a lot more of you watching it than I thought there were. That's nice. Embrace the Cooper!

b) Mother's Day. Happy Mother's Day to all the awesome moms out there, because moms are truly the cornerstones of everything awesome in the world. I mean, they pushed your ass out, didn't they? Man, if moms ever decided to take over, everything would get sorted out with a glare and a 'don't make me tell you twice.'

c) I saw Star Trek last night. I have two, err, three, oh fuck it, click for spoilery squee )

In conclusion: John Cho. Where is the community for fic based on the movie? I must haz it NOW.

ETA: Sorry about that cut-tag fuck up, hangovers make me a bit challenged.
Last night's Southland was like... I am at a loss for words. But if your animals started acting batshit between 10p-11p it was probably down to the high-pitched noises I was making during that entire hour. I would discuss it, but as I was far too busy thinking of fic, let's just go with this instead.

Tomorrow is my LJ anniversary. I've been doing this... a long fucking time. Sometimes I think it's too long, and then days like today I want to do it forever.

I wrote this for me. And you.

Southland
Cooper/Ben, PG-13
Coda to 1.05
Improv: ball, dance, ghost, kitten

The Fine Art of Small Talk and Ben Sherman Maintenance

It's always fucking Sherman. )
It's Rex Manning Day!! Southland DAY! YAY!!

*\o/*


Feel free to come over here and tell me how much you love Cooper and Ben and Adams and how excited you are that it's Cooper Day! And how he's awesome. And super hot (but not in that traditional wimpy, limp noodle, vapid, pretty boy actor way)! And you'd totally be his surrogate if he and Ben want to have kids, or like, whatever. Or you can come over here and tell me all your Southland fic ideas and maybe I'll be inspired and write it for you, but you don't have to worry about the Slutty for Cooper/Prude Everywhere Else Ben-fic, because uh, yeah, I'm already thinking about that one.

OR (inspired by [livejournal.com profile] _lisalisa_) you can come over and drop your favorite Empire Records quote. Don't screw it uuuuuuuuup!

Sekrit aside to [livejournal.com profile] ruidoso: I can haz the Bellx1 album? PLEASE.
I came here to be cranky, even though I wrote Southland porn yesterday and am extremely proud of myself. Except I got distracted by Ben/Cooper Role Play ideas (COPS & ROBBERS!, FTW!!)

And then I found myself looking at these Southland set photos of Ben McKenzie (which are not spoilery and have a little bit of Michael Cudlitz \o/) and I found myself thinking: Self, What the hell is half that crap on Ben's belt?

So. I tried to google it.

Go to Google and type in 'what's on a policeman's belt.'

I mean you can do that at your own risk. I'm just saying. Filter out the porn first.

So. Police-smart people, what the hell are in the things on Ben's belt? I needs to be informed? All I know is there's a Glock, and cuffs and a radio. Is one of those pepper spray? Edumacate me! Please note that this cut tag contains a) large photos and b) Ben McKenzie either doing the YMCA dance or... yeah, there is no or )
Dear John Cooper,

You are the best thing to happen to me since I met an upstanding Recon Marine named Brad Colbert. I hope you will be happy with what I give you. I'm trying. Believe me.

<3,
X


This is for all my Southland peeps, but especially for [livejournal.com profile] lazlet, [livejournal.com profile] antheia and [livejournal.com profile] sparky77 who calmed me down when Cooper refused to drop trou, and for [livejournal.com profile] wolkendunst and [livejournal.com profile] abrabacon_trask who were all, "hey, did you see that Michael Cudlitz interview on TV Guide?" I really love it when the actor's view of their character adds to my interpretation.

Southland
Ben/Cooper, NC-17
6,100 words


Rockin' Your Eff Me Pumps


How does one woo a police officer? )

[vent]

May. 1st, 2009 10:11 am
The last day or so has been very emotionally draining on me, so you know, I AM NOT AT MY BEST.

I do not have a Dreamwidth account. I do not plan on opening one any time in the forseeable future. If there is a hackthis over there, it is not me. DO NOT ACCEPT ANY SUBSTITUTES! ;)

Also, I don't want to talk about Southland last night as the whole thing just drained the hell out of me. My only real thought is [spoilers] )

I need Cooper hugs. And Walsh hugs. And Ray-Ray hugs.

Can a girl just get a hug, already? Or something happy? Fuck. Tell me a joke. Sing me a song. Show me something amusing. I needs it. Man, do I need it.
To all my lurkers: It was so nice to hear from you and I assure you every day is Amnesty Day so always feel free to drop by.

FYI: there is no defense for this. There is only the crack and the crack is AWESOME. Based on some random concept that I threw out there yesterday...

For [livejournal.com profile] lazlet, [livejournal.com profile] serialkarma and [livejournal.com profile] sparky77, who I suspect are the only people that will actually appreciate it. Inspired by the striking resemblance between Jeremy Renner and Ben McKenzie, I present:

Southland/The Unusuals
Ben/Cooper, Walsh
Rated PG-13

A Bad Man Would Be Good For You

It starts with a phone call. )

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