1. Conan O'Brien was in the city last night. And he had a dance-off with Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart. I know. I know. Watch it here.

2. In NINE DAYS the World Cup begins. I feel like I do not have a sufficient vocabulary to explain exactly how excited I am for this. This Nike Commercial comes close to my level of excitement. It's football, people! Real football, that is played with your feet, not the fake kind with the shoulder pads and 300 lbs behemoths. Football is graceful and beautiful and sweaty. And endurance. How can you hate on a sport where you have to have the endurance to run full out for 90 minutes? I can see some of you fading on me. I know how to speak your language though.

Presenting [livejournal.com profile] sarkastic's The Non-Football Fan's Guide to the World Cup or What to do When You're Just Here for the Hot Men. Read it. Embrace it. Print it out and use it for jerk off material. What? I'm just trying to be helpful.

3. Last night's Justified is officially my favorite episode... until next week. Raylan. Boyd. Winona's clothes! The Awesome that is Art. I cover you in hearts and whiskey and ammunition, Justified. (Spoilers for last night in comments!)

4. Last but not least, does anybody have the Broken Bells album, which is the new album from Danger Mouse and, uh that, dude from The Shins. Jesus. I have mentioned The Shins in my LJ I may be barred entrance from my favorite bar for the rest of my life now. And yet, it's not my fault! They cast Hotass Girlfriend of Awesome, Christina Hendricks, in their video for 'The Ghost Inside' and apparently people have seen this, but I cannot and I weep with envy and frustration. But like, not really, my tear ducts have all dried up.

Uh, that's about it really. Happy June!
I have been doing a lot of character work on Raylan Givens and it's spread out all over the place, so this is me trying keep everything under one roof so I know what I have worked out and what still needs pondering. This is not a story. Repeat. This is not a story. This is just character building work so that I can eventually write myself some Justified fic. Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain )
There have been 4,387 fatalities since the start of OIF (Operation Iraqi Freedom).

While, 1,075 servicemen and woman have died in Operation Enduring Freedom.


36,757 of your countrymen have been injured mentally and physically in their service to the United States.

Every day we think of you and are grateful for all you have sacrificed for this country and not just on this Memorial Day. (link provided by [livejournal.com profile] maurheti)

To anyone who has lost someone who has served: I am so very sorry for your loss.

To everyone who has served, or is serving now, to everyone who loves someone who is serving, or has served, who has supported a serviceman or woman emotionally, physically, spiritually, financially or just by thinking well of them and wishing them your best

THANK YOU


To anybody who's got $5 in their pocket and feels like donating, I'm a big supporter of:

* IAVA (Iraq and Afghanistan Veterans of America). Donate here

* Wounded Warriors. Donate here.

* Injured Marines Semper Fi Fund. Donate Here

And because nobody can do this on their own: milspouse.com; milspouse.org and National Military Family Association
Being in fandom is like being in a relationship. Sometimes you are stupidly in love (emphasis on the 'stupid'). Sometimes you are in loathing. Sometimes you are thinking about felonies, sometimes you are thinking about tattoos. And as with every relationship, it's important to communicate. How are people gonna know how you feel if you don't say something, so here is me communicating about podfics. Use your words, Arlo. )
Today's post is about paying "the love" forward. I feel like that doesn't happen enough. We bitch about out fandoms. About writing. About our opinions. About each other and all the times people have peed in our pockets. Today, I want to talk about things I like. Things that make me happy. So, without further ado:


Some People Who I Really Like Talking to/Hearing From/Reading About (Now in alphabetical order mostly!)

[livejournal.com profile] breakthecitysky: I friended you because I really enjoyed the snippets you wrote for S2 Southland and I'm kind of hoping you are keeping some under your mattress for a rainy day. I love your enthusiasm for your family and congratulations on your degree.

[livejournal.com profile] forsweatervests: You are kind and thoughtful and helpful and I always like talking with you. Thank you for that.

[livejournal.com profile] imogenedisease: Your fic reminds me of what I loved about Generation Kill fandom. Your enthusiasm for Walt and Ray is adorable. And I don't like hockey, but I like it when people are really into what they like. Write me some Justified fic, yis?

[livejournal.com profile] lazlet. One word: chocolate. Another word: Eleven. Chocolate-covered Eleven? I think so.

[livejournal.com profile] maurheti: Wherever did you come from? I mean I have some ideas; I did pay attention in sex ed. Whatever. I so enjoy talking to you and picking your brain and how you give things real thought, even when I'm asking inane business. I appreciate you, thank you for being yourself.

[livejournal.com profile] meret: Thank you so much for your daily news link posts. You keep me so informed I find I'm a little scared. But better to have too much information than too little (Seriously, people, if you want to be informed: read her LJ. For real, this 20 Worst Drinks in America is wild. I knew that Rockstar thing had to be bad for you).

[livejournal.com profile] moneyfolder: You do AUs. You provide music. You hate racism. Dude, how could I not appreciate that? U iz awesome!

[livejournal.com profile] no_detective: You are like the ultimate fangirl. Everything you like you are passionate about, but you manage not to bring any negativity to that. That's really fucking awesome. You even made me skim your Adam Lambert post. That's like... huge.

: It should tell you something that I don't even know how to link to a dreamwith account. Um, anyroad. Why, when I friended you, could I not read your journal? That's distressing to me! What's up with that? Because you are awesome and I always like talking to you and I should be able to talk to you more. Somebody fix this!

[livejournal.com profile] scribblinlenore: Like your partner in crime, [livejournal.com profile] no_detective, I love how happy you are in your fandoms. How you are willing to try anything twice. I have no idea how you get me to read your Adam Lambert fic though (I know it's some Jedi voodoo) and I wish you would make it stop.

[livejournal.com profile] tazical: I cannot even think how I came across you. Probably [livejournal.com profile] serialkarma. All I know is that every post from you is a guaranteed adventure. Especially if it's work related. Thank you for bringing your sense of humor with you to work (and managing to keep it).

[livejournal.com profile] the_grynne: Thank you for keeping me informed of everything entertainment related that I need to know, or want to know, or on some occasions really didn't want to know about.

[livejournal.com profile] wordsalone: I just like you. You're kind and thoughtful and helpful, that's a lot these days.


PORN SWAT: I realized a while ago that my GK days are long over, but you made every last one of them enjoyable. Thank you for your time and inspiration and inappropriate jokes. Y'all are awesome. Please go take over the world now so we can get to fixing it.

And last, but never least, to everybody who reads this LJ: Thank you for your time, your help, your invaluable intelligence and music collections. Thank you for your support. I'm glad you like what I do. I hope y'all are interested in visiting Harlan County, Kentucky, because I'm pretty sure that's where we're going next (with obvious stops in Los Angeles to visit with the LAPD).

If not, that's cool too, thanks for stopping by maybe I'll see you around.

Halp?

May. 24th, 2010 11:24 am
*Thank you to [livejournal.com profile] alethialia and anonymous for my Ray-Ray shades! They are so shiny, it's hypnotic! The minute I saw them on the profile page I YEARNED for them. What? I can yearn, people, hush.

*I watched the Lost finale. But... I didn't get it. Which is what happens when you stop watching in S2.

*[livejournal.com profile] newkidfan made a gorgeous Cooper/Sherman Southland vid, you know, for those of us that are into that sort of thing :D Also, Michael Cudlitz and Regina King are trying to make me have RPF thoughts. Good thing I am strong (and Cudlitz is married). I'm just saying though, how awesome would they be together? Dood.

*Brad/Raylan continues to be the pairing of my loins heart. Y'all just don't know.

*Also, I need your help flist. I am looking for some songs. Okay, not some. Like a lot. I have been separated from my music collection by a continent; I need help getting tied up. Over. Tied Over.

Like 50 songs give or take. )
You know. I'm not feeling fannish at the moment unless it answers to the name of Raylan Givens. It's my blood pressure you see. I like it where it is. And yet, my poor blood pressure is under attack from all sides.

First, there was the Congressman who claimed he served in Vietnam... except he never left the US. Ladies and gentleman, you "misspoke" when you say you left in April when you meant August. Saying, "I went to Vietnam and am a proud veteran," when I was in the reserves and never left my home state is not a misstatement. It is a LIE. Lie, motherfucker!

He made me upset. You don't do shit like that. Just like the blogger from Newsweek who feels that gay actors can not play straight roles. It's just not "believable." What planet are you FROM, dude? Have you ever seen a movie or TV show? Do you have any idea how many gay people are on your TV and big screen? How many men and woman refuse to come out in the industry because of stupid opinions like yours? You are fired, asshole.

The guy from Harvard was just annoying. Did you not hear about this one?

This young man lied his way into Harvard -- for all four years. And only got caught when he tried to apply for a Rhodes Scholarship. He falsified all his records and got into Harvard. Nobody ever fucking checked. He just boggles my mind. BOGGLES. This is Harvard. If he'd been a woman or a minority, there's no way he would've made it this far. And this is annoying. Okay, it's something besides annoying, but we'll just go with that.

So, we've got Blumenthal and Harvard Liar. And then there's Rand Paul (Yes, he's related to Ron Paul). Whoooo. If you voted for Rand Paul in the fine state of Kentucky please leave this LJ at once, because anybody who thinks civil rights shouldn't be mandatory. NOT OKAY.

My god, just typing this is getting me upset. And then today we hit The Tipping Point. Yes, in all capitals.

Let me tell you about Jesse Bernard Johnston III. Who's that you say? That's the young man who lied his way into the Army. Well, people lie to the Army all the time. Trufax. But how many have only been to the USMC's OCS (Officer Candidate School) in college, dropped out and then managed to convince the Army he was a NCO in their reserves. For, like, a long time. This was not a one night thing. This started back in February. Homeboy just swanned up and the Army said, sure, you can be an NCO with no training, at the Fort Worth Air Force Base. And I quote
The matter, currently under investigation by the Army, means a soldier received a security clearance and was in position to lead troops in combat even though he hadn't gone through basic training or spent any time in the service.


In the meantime, come talk to me about happy things. DW is tomorrow. Eleven is love and hotassery in bowties. Southland in 7 months. I would really like some music to work out to if anybody's got mixes they put up or blogs they are loving. [livejournal.com profile] sincerely_jane made an animated RDJ mood theme. And I -- I will be over there, talking to [livejournal.com profile] sparky77 and [livejournal.com profile] maurheti about Brad Colbert/Raylan Givens porn. (I need Raylan icons).

IDEK.

May. 12th, 2010 01:46 pm
1. Dear Internets: [livejournal.com profile] sparky77! is the best.

2. Dear Internets: [livejournal.com profile] maurheti is the best.

3. Dear Internets: [livejournal.com profile] romanticalgirl is the best.

Enablers ho! Now let's get down to business.

*I created a thank you music mix for #2 and #3, which I now feel compelled to share, because the tunes are just that awesome. Special thanks to [livejournal.com profile] moneyfolder for her contributions.

* On last night's Daily Show, Jon interviewed Sebastian Junger (The Perfect Storm). Mr. Junger was shilling for his new book, WAR. This book was about the time he spent embedded with Army soldiers on the Iraq/Pakistan border. It was about the troops and how they hoped for battles to stop the boredom. It was about how you could hate somebody and still work beside them. It was the most freakish sense of deja vu ever. If they had started talking about being hired to work at Hustler while on Xanax, I'd've thought Evan Wright had had plastic surgery. Don't believe me? Watch for yourself.

I've been thinking about Ben McKenzie a lot recently. Okay, I've been thinking about Ben Sherman a lot lately. No, I've been thinking about them both. In fact, there was supposed to be a small ficlet here about Ben and Cooper, but then I realized I might need to save that for something else.

In conclusion, who's seen The Losers?

I have! And [livejournal.com profile] maurheti has. And [livejournal.com profile] sparky77 has. Three of us cannot make a fandom. Okay, that's not true. ONE CAN MAKE A FANDOM (Always remember that. Ari is proof of that). I assume this is how I have 100 500 words of The Losers/Leverage for [livejournal.com profile] sparky77.


Leverage/The Losers
Hardison/Jensen, Eliot, Parker
Rated Crack

My Boyfriend's Back (And You're Gonna Be in Trouble) )
I HAVE SEEN IRON MAN 2. There. That is your spoiler alert. )
Subsequent to my last post, [livejournal.com profile] serialkarma, [livejournal.com profile] sparky77 and I have been wondering what exactly is in the water in Texas to make the ratio of hotass so high?

As far as the three of us are aware:

- Ben McKenzie (Austin)*
- Matt Bomer (Houston)
- Lee Pace (Houston)
- Jensen Ackles (Richardson)
- Jared Padalecki (San Antonio)**

are all from Texas.

So, we come to you to ask, who else? What other hotassery is from Texas?

You got pictures? Bring'em.

Also, please provide hometowns as well since we need to know if a sabbatical is in order and whether or not we need tasers and zipties or just some good old fashioned rope and cleavage.


*[livejournal.com profile] sparky77 has informed me that Austin is not Texas.** I was... not aware of this. Is this like when that Congressman said Texas was going to scede from the US? [livejournal.com profile] serialkarma believes some people might take offense to this, but does not necessarily disagree. Much in the same way that Northern VA is not like the rest of VA.

**I have been informed that people from San Antonio are "weird" and/or "insane." [livejournal.com profile] sparky77 says there's really awesome BBQ there though.
hackthis_archive: (so pretty)
1. According to [livejournal.com profile] southland_tv you can get a FREE copy of Ben McKenzie's new movie "Johnny Got His Gun" for your high school. Um, this may be the only time I've wished I was back in high school. Is it January yet? I can haz new Southland now?

2. The World Cup begins in 36 days. Not that I am super duper excited or anything... OMG is it June 11th yet? Ahem. So, in anticipation, like, apparently [livejournal.com profile] sparky77 has gotten into football. No, really, she's exploring the RPS side. Go on. Support her education. Convert her to the cause. Tell her exactly what she can expect next month. More of that, plus, you know, some nudity, sex, violence, sweatiness and groping. I don't understand how more people inside the US don't love football with an unholy passion (and by that I mean the real football, not that American thing where bruisers wrap themselves in toilet paper padding).

3. Dear[livejournal.com profile] slodwick: Yes. Hottest First Lady Ever.

4. Dear [livejournal.com profile] moneyfolder. I have listened to Tanlines 'Real Life.' I approve.

5. Dear [livejournal.com profile] pinkfinity. Both Ari and I appreciate your patience. We're going to get there. Before the end of the year. By Hanukkah at the latest!

6. Dear flist: The Washington Post is doing a series of blogs called Impact of War about how the war(s) have affected the US from the point of the currently serving, the veterans, their families, their advocates and people who actually give a fuck. If you are at all interested in following it, I created a feed for [livejournal.com profile] maurheti called [livejournal.com profile] doyougiveafuck?

7. Did you lot know that George Clooney has a new movie coming out where he's an assassin and why did nobody tell me about it, because Assassin!George?! *swoon*

8. I cannot believe Sade is 51. FIFTY-ONE?! Most people don't look that good at 21! It's Dorian Grey syndrome!

9. Yesterday [livejournal.com profile] sparky77 and I had a conversation about Zack Quinto, Matt Bomer and Lee Pace. I would not call myself a fan of any of these gentlemen (even though Lee was *amazing* in Soldier's Girl (for real, see that)) and the conversation only ensued because the people in my life have this bothersome habit of luring me into writing stuff for them about people I don't even like. For real.

[livejournal.com profile] sparky77: Zachary Quinto, Matt Bomer, and Joel Mchale are all going to be in the same movie together.
[livejournal.com profile] hackthis: If you're happy, I'm happy.
[livejournal.com profile] sparky77: I just approve of the Matt Bomer and Zachary Quinto friendship because I like the fact that they've stayed friends. There totally needs to be RPS about the Gay Texas Mafia of Hollywood.
[livejournal.com profile] hackthis: That's the Pink Mafia to you, and you can have them doing things that only people from Texas do. I do not know anybody from Texas, or I would help you. Also, Zack Quinto is from Texas?
[livejournal.com profile] sparky77: I think so. He went to school with Matt Bomer and I swear he's from texas too. Maybe I'm making that part up. Whatever. In my world, he's from Texas.
[livejournal.com profile] hackthis: [does some recon] I didn't think he was from Tejas with that accent, he was born in Pittsburgh. PA. He... ah ha! That's what I thought. He and Matt Bomer went to Carnegie Mellon together. You can write RPS where Matt takes Zach to Texas on vacation though. *pauses* you could make your own super pairing like I do! Zach Quinto and Matt Bomer. They were college fuck buddies and then 10 years later they're living the life in L.A. What? I am being helpful! Do not look at me like that.
[livejournal.com profile] hackthis: Shut up. Matt Bomer went to school with Lee Pace. Does he just have the gay mojo that attracts other gays?
[livejournal.com profile] sparky77: I really want to know about Matt, Lee, and Zach's school shenanigans
[livejournal.com profile] hackthis: No, Lee and Matt went to high school together. Matt and Zach went to college together. Also, Lee is very tall, so clearly Lee lost his virginity to Matt. No, I don't know how the tallness has any correlation to virginity but I felt like it should. Also, I think Lee was kind of gangly and Matt, you know, Matt's Matt and...he liked how uncoordinated Lee was. And then there was graduation.

(Why am I even doing IMDB research here to pretend this has some reality, thank you [livejournal.com profile] slodwick).

Did you know Lee spent his early years in the Middle East? His dad's an *oilman*. So, Lee was rich AND awkward. For real? What's in the water in Texas (Ben McKenzie, Lee Pace, Eric Ladin, Matt Boomer)?

Anyway, graduation happened. Lee stayed in Houston to do acting (he and Matt were part of the same acting company), Matt went to Pittsburgh where he met Zach at Freshman Orientation.

I think Matt was used to being like, the coolest and the prettiest, Zach on the other hand, was weird and quirky and had eyebrows like catepillars and didn't give a shit. Matt liked him the minute he met him.
[livejournal.com profile] sparky77: Tell me more
[livejournal.com profile] hackthis: I have no more ideas. Um, the end.

And I post all of this to say that you should all go urge [livejournal.com profile] sparky77 to write the super pairing of Zach Quinto/Matt Bomer because I'd like to read about it and she clearly has Texas knowhow that I am lacking, which makes this her baby.
Have you ever wondered what would happen if the military joined the Cult of Lady Gaga?

Wonder no longer. The fine men of the 82nd Airborne Division took it upon themselves to cover "Telephone" for your viewing pleasure. While they're stationed overseas. And it's complete with dances and costumes. Improvised costumes (it is the Army).

My only thought apart from stunned disbelief was, "You know, Ray Person would fucking love Gaga. And he'd be pissed that the Army got in there and defiled it." This is so up Ray's alley.




Read about the making of the video on The Smoking Gun
Yesterday, Southland got renewed for S3. Today I am writing Iron Man/Doctor Who for [livejournal.com profile] sparky77. See how these two things don't follow at all? I believe that writing this will get me closer to writing Ari-fic for [livejournal.com profile] pinkfinity. Oh c'mon, you cannot possibly expect any logic from my writing brain at this point.


Iron Man (movie)/ Doctor Who
Tony Stark/Eleven
Rated PG-13


The Man Who



There's a strange man in Tony Stark's bed. )
SOUTHLAND HAS BEEN RENEWED FOR SEASON THREE. STOP.

ALL PRAISE TNT AND TURNER. STOP.

ALL PRAISE MICHAEL CUDLITZ, REGINA KING AND BEN MCKENZIE. STOP.

ALL PRAISE THE FANS (THAT'S US) AND THE CRITICS THAT SUPPORT THE SHOW. STOP.

CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES, C'MON!. STOP.


Confirmation provided by Ausiello via [livejournal.com profile] serialkarma! And by Variety!
While in conversation with [livejournal.com profile] lazlet and [livejournal.com profile] maurheti about the second episode of Doctor Who featuring Eleven something profound occurred to me:

The sonic screwdriver looks like a penis.


So, basically, Doctor Who is a show about a white man that goes around the universe saving various inhabitants with his giant glowing penis.

I'll repeat that: Doctor Who is a show a man created about another man and his healing cock.

THEY MADE A SHOW ABOUT THIS AND IT GOT ON THE AIR?!

Oh, wait, that's like the story of colonization history, innit?

(Poke would fucking love this shit.)




Also, I saw The Losers the other day and my thoughts can be summed up thusly... )




In other news... anybody got a story that they'd like to recommend to me that they think I might like? The last time I wanted something with lots of explosions and violence and was forced to write my own, I am not trying to go down that road again.




I was thinking the other day about my past fandoms (there are quite a few) and how far I've come with my writing. There are a few stories that after all this time I still quite like. They're not going to change anybody's world, but I'm still really happy to have written:

1. Square One. Smallville. Written during Lex's time at Belle Reeve in S2. This story was like pulling fingernails out while I wrote it, but I still think well of it six years later.

2. I See Monsters (That's When I Reach for my Revolver) a Neville/Theodore story based on the video viðrar vel til loftárása by Sigur Ros. Five years later I still have soft spot for this pairing, especially since Matthew Lewis has turned out to be nineteen thousand times hotter than Dan Radcliffe (ha!). I win \o/

3. Telegraph Avenue. The O.C. Yeah, I know. But it's the very first story I ever wrote longer than 30 pages, and let me tell you, the first time you realize you can actually do that and the world won't fall apart? BIG FUCKING DEAL.

4. The Way I Was Made, which is a Smallville/Superman Returns/Teen Titans fusion that has the distinction of being the very first story I wrote that was a) over 60 pages and b) written all at one time and not in chapters (unlike TA). It took me a month. Longest month ever. (In comparison, I wrote both Son is on a Midnight Run and Get Some in a week. Actually Son only took a week including beta. Yeah, my betas got it like that.)

With a Special Award to The Incredibly True Adventures of Four Stars, Two Actors In Love, and One Gay Landmark. There are a lot of schools of thought about RPS. I subscribe to the "as long as it doesn't hurt anybody, I don't care" school of thought. And this story was the very first time I realized not only that RPS is damn fun (and not all emo LOTRips) but that, holy shit, real life is way more hysterical than anything I could dream up. Thank you Ari, George, Brad (I was touched in the head) and Jake (who I *still* don't like).
Thank you to everyone who responded to my last post. Emoting gives me limp dick though, so I deleted it. You should still read what [livejournal.com profile] romanticalgirl said because L is awesome and wise and instead I will bring you two things:

a) Get 'er Done: A Music Mix featuring:
- Massive Attack 'Pray for Rain'
- Stereophonics 'Dakota'
- Machine Gun Fellatio 'Let Me Be Your Dirty Fucking Whore' <-- You don't even know.
- Fiona Apple 'Get Him Back' (From the original Jon Brion sessions)
- Florence + The Machine 'Addicted to Love' (cover)
- Kubb 'Bitch'
- New Order 'Krafty'
- Ok Go 'This Too Shall Pass (live)'
- Robyn 'Konichiwa Bitches'
- Wax 'Southern California'


b) I still stand by the fact that 1. Being on the internet is not an excuse to be a dick. If you wouldn't say it to somebody's face, hiding behind your keyboard is just shitty and 2. Have some goddamn manners. They're free. Sadly I can't make people behave, although Zeus knows I wish I could. 3) This is supposed to be *fun*. If you are not having fun, take a break and if you are spoiling somebody else's fun: fucking cut it out.

c) A Picture Spam of Things What Make Hackthis Happy, because damnit. I like being happy. Eye Candy Ho! )

Happy 420!

Apr. 20th, 2010 12:03 pm
R.I.P. Guru.

To me, Gang Starr has always epitomized the Golden Age of Hip-Hop. You know when you had to have talent and write your own rhymes. When you had to actually work for your music and it had nothing to do with Auto Tune and who you did a remix for or who you were beefing with on Twitter or whatever inane crap is happening now.

To show you how real talents do it, I present Exhibit A: Work and Exhibit B: Mass Appeal

*sigh*






In less distressing news, something rather odd happened to me last week. I was home (yeah, no that could be considered odd as well) but I found myself home in the evening with absolutely nothing on. And I do mean nothing. Except for the premiere of the new Doctor Who. I am not an old Who fan. I am not a new Who fan. Do not attempt to convert me to David Tennant or Rose or Chris Eccleston or Classic Who. I have very strong opinions about Tennant and you'll probably run off in tears.

So imagine my shock when I encountered Eleven. Oh, Matt Smith. Where have you been all my life with your floppy hair and bowties and quirky features that shouldn't work but do anyway? (I told you so [livejournal.com profile] sparky77 ♥)

[livejournal.com profile] issaro says you never forget your first doctor. Now I see what she's talking about. Do not spoil me, I have only seen one episode, but I will actively be looking for more, so hooray for that. And icons. I would be liking icons if someone cared to point me in said direction.






S4 of Mad Men premieres Sunday July 25th. 10pm. AMC. !!!! I've missed you Hotass Girlfriend of Awesome, even though you set the entire issue of Esquire on fire with your brilliance and hotassery






Some genius left their protype fourth generation iPhone in a bar. Oh my god, THE BRILLIANCE. What do you write on your unemployment form when you get fired for this?

Got drunk and left most wanted phone in universe at bar. My bad.






Last night I had a dream about Tony. Not Bob. Tony. Tony who you ask? Tony fucking Stark, people! And you know what that means? That means it's Summer Fandom time. Oh god I love summer fandom time. A chance to shake off the grief and ennui and frustration of fulltime fandoms and just fall in lust love filthy pornographic adoration with something awesome that's totally into public sex.

This has happened with Spider-Man 2. X-2. And the original Iron Man (can we sense a comic book theme here?) and frankly, I am so excited to be moving on.

On May 7th Tony Stark and I are getting it on.
Part I
Part II

You Will Be For Me and I Will Fight For You


Are you ready for this? )
Part I

You Will Be For Me and I Will Fight For You


Don't bring up old shit. )

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